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Masquerade Ball IV

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Jags
Sex God
Quote by kneelinyorks
Right I've already been in trouble about my big nose and I've only been ere 5 minutes ffs....... pass me another stella someone ffs <tuts>

:happy: :happy: rotflmao :rotflmao:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by blooxxx
Sarge.
My lock button isnt working now.
No zapper, no locker...what buttons are left to play with? wink

No-one's playing with my belly button that's for sure. It's too sore today!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Well I think you're ALL Warwick taking the biggest piss of his many lives.
lol

Shouldn't that be wallyrik? :lol:
Dawn :silly:
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Quote by JGGL
One thing's for sure, this can't possible be JGL or Debbs (sorry, you know I love ya both but ....)

You mean after all our chats in the chatroom and on MSN and you don't know its me????
I'm diappointed in you marya rolleyes I thought we were mates :roll:
sad
JGGL
<runs off to find the link to `Fairweather friends>
Marya_Northeast
Sex God
Quote by JGGL
One thing's for sure, this can't possible be JGL or Debbs (sorry, you know I love ya both but ....)

You mean after all our chats in the chatroom and on MSN and you don't know its me????
I'm diappointed in you marya rolleyes I thought we were mates :roll:
sad
JGGL
OMG .... now I'm even more confused ... ya bugger! Why am I such a chat-whore redface
Misstake is CelticQ ... I think ... hope ... I don't know, you've made me paranoid now ... shite .... ummm ... brb lol
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Marya
Sorry to gatecrash your ball ... is there any chance I can have a go at guessing who's who?
BTW, you're all mad, mad I tell ya!
And I'm just jealous 'cos I didn't have the time or patience to find a suitable name and avatar to impersonate Eagerslut rolleyes I had a 4 page Word doc full of 'laybys' though, just ready for copy and pasting.

:shock: :shock:
I'm only posting here just to reassure myself that I am me and I haven't been taken over. Can I have yer bum please Marya. Go on PLEASE? worship :worship:
Am I me? (Looks down at bits for reassurance)
:twisted:
Scramble
Warming the Bed
JGGL you finished with that calender yet?
Can we see it?
WellBustyBaby
Warming the Bed
Quote by kneelinyorks
Right I've already been in trouble about my big nose and I've only been ere 5 minutes ffs....... pass me another stella someone ffs <tuts>

awwwwwwwww leve poor NiY alone!
come here NiY. u got any chocs lol
kneelinyorks
Warming the Bed
Quote by WellBustyBaby
Right I've already been in trouble about my big nose and I've only been ere 5 minutes ffs....... pass me another stella someone ffs <tuts>

awwwwwwwww leve poor NiL alone!
come here NiL. u got any chocs lol
Always have chocs on the offchance you might pop in WBB ;) Course, chocs don't mix very well with stella, so that's why I still have them ffs <tuts> rolleyes You bring some more cans and you can have as many chocs as you want WBB how's that?
The__Sarge
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Oi WBB give me back my new batteries for my torch, I know you took them last night mad :x :x :x
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by The Sarge
Oi WBB give me back my new batteries for my torch, I know you took them last night mad :x :x :x

i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by kneelinyorks
Right I've already been in trouble about my big nose and I've only been ere 5 minutes ffs....... pass me another stella someone ffs <tuts>

awwwwwwwww leve poor NiL alone!
come here NiL. u got any chocs lol
Always have chocs on the offchance you might pop in WBB ;) Course, chocs don't mix very well with stella, so that's why I still have them ffs <tuts> rolleyes You bring some more cans and you can have as many chocs as you want WBB how's that?
who the f##k is stella????
does she live on my way? if not you cant really expect me to pick her up can you?
WellBustyBaby
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wooohoooooo! brill! is it a big one ..... i mean bar lol
<<<<on her way lol
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by WellBustyBaby
wooohoooooo! brill! is it a big one ..... i mean bar lol
<<<<on her way lol

lol@ big one................... wink
The__Sarge
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Quote by well_busty_babe
i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!

You were seen on CCTV last night sneeking into my office and then leaving with something lumpy under your jumper!! mad :x :x
0lam_69er
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Sarge
i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!

You were seen on CCTV last night sneeking into my office and then leaving with something lumpy under your jumper!! mad :x :x
knowing WBB it was probably the dildo that you keep in your bottom draw mate.
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Sarge
i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!

You were seen on CCTV last night sneeking into my office and then leaving with something lumpy under your jumper!! mad :x :x
That is no way to refer to Neil Sarge, he maybe lumpy, but a little tact, please!
The__Sarge
Warming the Bed
Quote by Big_G
That is no way to refer to Neil Sarge, he maybe lumpy, but a little tact, please!

It wasn't THAT big a lump Big_G :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
WellBustyBaby
Warming the Bed
Quote by 0lam_69er
i soooooo did not!!!!
tonguey bought me a recharger!

You were seen on CCTV last night sneeking into my office and then leaving with something lumpy under your jumper!! mad :x :x
knowing WBB it was probably the dildo that you keep in your bottom draw mate.
my jumpers always lumpy. not called wellbustybaby for the way it trips off the tongue lol
anyway, it's a fair cop. it's stuck on my bedside table as we speak lol
Big_G
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I`m far too offensive to comment on that ;)
Peace
Snow__Cake
Warming the Bed
Quote by Eyes Pie
Offering my converitratical deononogical opinion here, I am finding it serveritablicaly confusing that people are attending the ball out of masquerade costumes?

You are slipping, Eyes.
"Serveritabically" is spelt with a double l.
The nuda veritas is that your extemporaneous contribution of putative pedantry reveals an auotdidactic (albeit unsuccessful) propensity to mimic the de facto espionnateur.
The__Sarge
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I hope you haven't worn them out WBB as I need some new ones for my security rounds tonight mad :x :x
I didn't know you played football Big_G?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Sarge

I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G
The__Sarge
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AND you have got your fingers in Ian_Mids pies :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
He isn't going to be happy about that!! wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Perhaps not, but it certainly put a smile on the face of my dear lady. wink
Snow__Cake
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Quote by Big_G
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Quote by Snow Cake
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
G
The__Sarge
Warming the Bed
Quote by Big_G
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
G
Give me chance I'm looking up what it means in the dictionary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Big_G
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Sarge
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
G
Give me chance I'm looking up what it means in the dictionary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Predictable, but funny smile
G
davej
Sex God
Quote by The Sarge
I like to get my fingers in many Pies.
Make of that what you will.
G

I am cogitating
Big G sits back and waits for Sarge to take that one.
G
Give me chance I'm looking up what it means in the dictionary :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
probably on the same page as consider...........however fLucked if I know what it means