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Masquerade Ball IV

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Quote by well_busty_babe
misstake your avatar seems to have changed............got a bit fatter........looks remarkably like one of them dolls that used to sit on top of everyone's spare toilet roll in the 70's

Well I knitted myself a new dress for the Ball and all I could find was some chunky wool left over from the penguin's shed. Does it make my bum look big. dunno :fuckinghell:
Whilst I respect everyones right to sit on toilet rolls as a hobby - its not really my thing. :bounce:
:doh: forgot about your knitting prowess.....and no, it's not the dress that makes your bum look big wink
pah!
look who is talking!!!!!!!!!! - at least she cant fit a whole head inside HERS!
Oi where did you come from..........and lets not get into a heads into bums debate cos there's a few of you that have had the odd head stuck up there....and bout time you were here again kiss
OH Hello wbb passionkiss Thanks for sticking up for me and my arse :shock:
OH Hello davej poke Thanks. You can stick you rude coments up your arse mad
Oops forgot my :bounce::bounce:
Wheres the genitals!!
Maybe we should host a game of genital hunt! :P Bit like Treaure Hunt only better! Just imagine having to fly all over strange locations in the Uk in search of some missing genitals confused :shock:
Wha a lovely pair of nice shiny shoes you have in your avatar, Fruit Tea 1796.
Though with plates of meat that big and spread apart I fear you may walk like a penguin
Quote by FruitTea1796
Wheres the genitals!!
Maybe we should host a game of genital hunt! :P Bit like Treaure Hunt only better! Just imagine having to fly all over strange locations in the Uk in search of some missing genitals confused :shock:

Oh yes and with my new big bum (huummph mad ) I can do the Anneka Rice but jumping in and out of the Helicopter in tight trousers :bounce: :bounce:
Only if you promise to wear a bright pink jumpsuit! biggrin
Quote by blooxxx
I've met the 3-legged dogger from Notlob wink but I think your talk of a 3-legged haggis is just a ploy to keep your genitals on your avatar.
CHANGE it NOW...my finger is hovering evil :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I have a picture of a 3-legged dogger from Notlob will this do as a new avatar? :twisted:

could also be my entry for the "hunt the genitals" (of a 3-legged dogger from Notlob ) game :twisted:
Yo dudes. I fink I know this swinging ting now. been checking the photos n I can tell you guys iz cool.
mwwwwwwwwhahahahaha you know that knob looks like a wooden spoon from this angle!! lol :lol: :lol:
hey who iz that manchick dude in the skirt?
wasup? none of you chickettes wanna hand wid me? I iz cool , I know the deal, the flow, the way it iz.
Quote by MISSTAKE
OH Hello wbb passionkiss Thanks for sticking up for me and my arse :shock:
mad

i will look after ur bum anytime! lol
Wow - not that is what I call an avatar. lol :lol:
Iz you Ali G Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!?? confused
yeh dope cats I m doin my bit 4 da anglo-american handz across da ocean bit.
dont be picking on my mate mz amerikaka.. she makes me feel happy (happy that someones english is worse than mine!).
lol
I'd be prepared to wear a anything at all if that is what we are hunting for :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
yeh dope cats I m doin my bit 4 da anglo-american handz across da ocean bit.

How many times must we tell you? Read the AUP!
I can tell thereiz loadza people ere that iz down with my thing.
wotz this swingin thing anywayz? is it like a cool jazz beat thing?
Nice new avatar Miz_A.
You sueing the surgeon?
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I can tell thereiz loadza people ere that iz down with my thing.

ooooooooooh you dont look like the type of person who has a "thing" to go "down" on! :shock:
Quote by well_busty_babe
I can tell thereiz loadza people ere that iz down with my thing.

ooooooooooh you dont look like the type of person who has a "thing" to go "down" on! :shock:
actually taking into account you new pic.. i take all that back! lol
Quote by Scramble
Nice new avatar Miz_A.
You sueing the surgeon?

yeh, thnx dude, had mi hair done 2day by the cat that does Madonna's.
Maybe the doggy parlour's a safer option dunno
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
yeh, thnx dude, had mi hair done 2day by the cat that does Madonna's.

Doing Madonna's what? rolleyes :twisted:
bolt don't mention cats to me :bounce:
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty

yeh, thnx dude, had mi hair done 2day by the cat that does Madonna's.

Doing Madonna's what? rolleyes :twisted:
Dunno but she does sumink 4 Madonna. And you haters that iz sayin I been to av a face job, get real . you can't handle de fak dat us US gals is da best in da world. All natural beauty dude all natural.