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Quote by FruitTea1796
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

The kind of booties you wear on your feeties??
I dont get you dude you iz wack'd outta sinc. I dont fink ya ready for dis coss my bodyz too bootilicious for ya baby.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are there any reasonable people round here?

Have my sister, $10 reasonable enough for you?

she is a bit of a dog but you cant complain at ten bucks
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

You need me to measure yer up first okay - so get them out cool 8-) lol :lol:
Quote by stevegiggy
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

You need me to measure yer up first okay - so get them out cool 8-) lol :lol:
hey coz you dudez iz talkin nice to me I'll do it 4 ya. gimmi 5 to get a pic.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.

The kind of booties you wear on your feeties??
I dont get you dude you iz wack'd outta sinc. I dont fink ya ready for dis coss my bodyz too bootilicious for ya baby.
Oh my feck its Bouncy Beyonce!
Quote by FruitTea1796
Oh my feck its Bouncy Beyonce!

Come on give her a break. She's quite sweet in a Mrs Potatoe Head kinda way
:giggle:
I am gorgous. you gadda av me on da calender
Quote by Libra-Love

Oh my feck its Bouncy Beyonce!

Come on give her a break. She's quite sweet in a Mrs Potatoe Head kinda way
:giggle:
She'll be sweeter once she had some northern mud wink
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
hey coz you dudez iz talkin nice to me I'll do it 4 ya. gimmi 5 to get a pic.

I'll give you 8 wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Some dudes say I had the doc knifin my body coss itz soo damn fine but it is as natural as all de chicks form my home town.
Reasonably whack!
Quote by blooxxx

hey coz you dudez iz talkin nice to me I'll do it 4 ya. gimmi 5 to get a pic.

I'll give you 8 wink :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Blooxxxxx yer aint kicking er okay thats my job with the women cool 8-) lol
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka

Some dudes say I had the doc knifin my body coss itz soo damn fine but it is as natural as all de chicks form my home town.

why do I get the feeling your from Alabama..and why do I hear 'duelling banjo's'
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. .

its the reflection form your hair colouring!
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Are there any reasonable people round here?

Hey! I'm reasonable. In fact I'm free!! wink :wink: smile :)
Oops. Why does this seem familiar? :undecided:
Oh er, yep, um.............. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by stevegiggy
Blooxxxxx yer aint kicking er okay thats my job with the women cool 8-) lol

Are you suggesting that blooxx should only kick the guys? :twisted: :twisted:
Izz it coz she`s back?! wink
Peace
G
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

Ill break you in later MissA but you yer have to get yer arse out first and bend down and blow but I need me tea now cool 8-)
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

wow........ wind it in an lax babe, I aint dissin ya none just puttin the view on yer kin is all
jeez, whatz wid da crazy nakid guy shit man. you dudes iz weird perverts.
Am I the only one who doesn't have a clue what's going on?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
jeez, whatz wid da crazy nakid guy shit man. you dudes iz weird perverts.

And your point is?!
G
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty

Blooxxxxx yer aint kicking er okay thats my job with the women cool 8-) lol

Are you suggesting that blooxx should only kick the guys? :twisted: :twisted:

MrsFC were you round the back of this one taking the picture for MrFCs twitching arse avatar .........hell MrFC there must have been a simpler way
Quote by davej
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

wow........ wind it in an lax babe, I aint dissin ya none just puttin the view on yer kin is all
Talk to the Hand
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Talk to the Hand

coz the face is too ugly
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty

Talk to the Hand

coz the face is too ugly
Which one?
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.

wow........ wind it in an lax babe, I aint dissin ya none just puttin the view on yer kin is all
Talk to the Hand

Get yer hand down ere Mizz A then youll be allowed yer 8 hours. Just being reasonable bloke okay rolleyes :roll:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I am gorgous. you gadda av me on da calender

Does this make you two-faced?
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
jeez, whatz wid da crazy nakid guy shit man. you dudes iz weird perverts.

you wouldn't understand miz........it's a bit like morris dancing...an old english tradition, we have many, this particular one is called 'smiffie smashin', an old Easter holiday festivity mainly carried out around seaside resorts on the bank holiday monday