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Sandal
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Who said I wanted it fookin measuring dunno
Misippus1669
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Quote by MISSTAKE
:lickface: rotflmao :lickface:
I bet neither Steve or Sarge or Sandal measure up to this though. One of my favourites.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
(Why hasd my view more emoticons decided not to work today - aargh)

Bring that along to the GFZ Misstake & I'll bring the wine
Sandal
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Dear MISSTAKE, I am not that new so I suppose a shag is out of the question dunno
Sandal
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I'll take the deafening silence as another fookin 'NO' then :dry:
The__Sarge
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Er Sarge now lets think about this okay. I am more northern than you have more women than you and have biggest dong in the world. Whats your beaf :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Double :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Misippus1669
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Quote by Sandal
I'll take the deafening silence as another fookin 'NO' then :dry:

Can I be of help ?? :twisted: :twisted:
Sandal
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Quote by Misippus1669
I'll take the deafening silence as another fookin 'NO' then :dry:

Can I be of help ?? :twisted: :twisted:
Fook me it worked :shock:
Unknown User
passionkiss :bounce: sillyassionkiss: :bounce:
Oh Sandal - I'm afraid I've got got a twisted berber now instead of a shag but if you'd like to come round I'd still be :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: You are lovely even though you are not new !
(PS the silence is me handtyping the bouncy things)
Sandal
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I am not going anywhere near those fookin bouncing things mad
Jags
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Quote by JGGL
By the way, I'm not making fun of my calender, I'm just making it cos its cool rolleyes

<manly hand shakes with JGL>
xxxx
JGGL

mad :x :x You could have used the orginal instead of that cheap imitation picture.
SLAP
:P
Imatation is the sincerest form of flattery - think the flowers suit me!!
WOW again.
:P
It was an honour to do you Miss Jags worship
I now have you as my screen sver *swoon*
:inlove:
:roll:
xxxxxx
JGGL
Oh joy!!
x xx
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OH what a shame. You don't know what you are missing Sandal.
How about a bit of passionkiss :smitten: blast :lickface:
MISSTAKE - getting the hang of the ::::::::::: :bounce:
Is it just me or is Sandal sounding a bit inleedsy confused:
Sandal
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Fookin leeds, fookin shite footie team in fookin leeds.
Misippus1669
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Quote by Sandal
I am not going anywhere near those fookin bouncing things mad

You don't like Misstakes bouncy things? :shock: :shock: :shock:
The__Sarge
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Has anyone seen WBB as I need to do my security checks but she still has my batteries for my torch... confused :? :? :? :? mad :x :x :x :x
Misippus1669
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Quote by The Sarge
Has anyone seen WBB as I need to do my security checks but she still has my batteries for my torch... confused :? :? :? :? mad :x :x :x :x

Are they really missing Sarge or is it an excuse for you to recruit some of us girlies to help you feel your way around?
blooxxx
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Quote by The Sarge
Has anyone seen WBB as I need to do my security checks but she still has my batteries for my torch... confused :? :? :? :? mad :x :x :x :x

I can see them on the floor over there Sarge. wink
Sandal
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Quote by blooxxx
I can see them on the floor over there Sarge. wink

Pissed again?
The__Sarge
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If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sandal
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Quote by The Sarge
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Monopoloy dunno
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Buddy Heck Blue - you are so naughty :shock: You will go to any lengths to get a guy to bend down in front of you.
Sandal
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Quote by JGGL
Monopoloy dunno

I was going to so a SH'opoly but with this calender and all the munches I just don't have the time
rolleyes
xxxxx
JGGL
Nevermind, there will be time at play-group on Monday.
blooxxx
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Quote by MISSTAKE
Buddy Heck Blue - you are so naughty :shock: You will go to any lengths to get a guy to bend down in front of you.

You've got me all wrong Missy. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
It's not just guys. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And Sarge, if you're that worried about your wallet, grip it between your teeth as you bend down. wink We don't want to disturb the GFZ now, do we? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The__Sarge
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Quote by blooxxx
And Sarge, if you're that worried about your wallet, grip it between your teeth as you bend down. wink We don't want to disturb the GFZ now, do we? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Why would we disturb the GFZ?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :?
Misippus1669
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Quote by The Sarge
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way
blooxxx
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Quote by The Sarge
Why would we disturb the GFZ?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :?

Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink
stevegiggy
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Quote by blooxxx

Why would we disturb the GFZ?? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: confused :? :? :?

Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink
want a shag blooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
stevegiggy
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Quote by Misippus1669
If you want to come and feel your way around misippus1669 feel free wink :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol:
blooxxx I know your game... You're after my wallet again aren't you :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way
yer not having my women okay!!! Down to 15 tonight as it is :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
The__Sarge
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Quote by Misippus1669
Just getting the car keys and i'll be on my way - 3 spaces free if any girls want picking up along the way

Fanbloodytastic wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
The__Sarge
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Quote by blooxxx
Well with your dodgy legs and bad back you might just grunt a bit when you're down there. wink

Aahh of course I had forgotten that :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
blooxxx
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Quote by stevegiggy
want a shag blooxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is the pope a Catholic? But I'm not sure you would survive big boy. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: