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Quote by MIZARIA
I've just caught up with this thread after a night on the piss with some friends...real friends, not like the one's on here....ohh, ya all mad I tell ya...wish I'd joined in now but I couldn't be arsed. Wanted to be Dambuster...had all the layby's printed out and everything.
I'm glad I didn't join in now, it's difficult enough being me without being pissed!
Got me all paranoid now... can't figure out who's doin' who? rolleyes

Oi!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Don't you go bringing yer dirty boots in here MIZARIA! :roll: :roll:
Sound to me like you should be singing in an opera or summat! No good whinging in here babe!!
Anyway I'm the expert on laybyes round here. You had but to ask!! :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by JGL
does this mean i've caught you out ???
lol lol
to be honest its killing me!...
JGL

Be no point in me playing, I can see who people are. Besides, look at the timing on the post from me and whoever JGGL is, not even I could log out, long in, find the thread and post in such a short space of time rolleyes
So have they given you anything for your head?
Dawn :silly:
Quote by JGGL
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
xxxxxxxxxxxx
JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Quote by Misippus1669
Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted: lol but we would need a large lorry park.

That's what I need. A lorrypark full of hairy-arsed truckers. wink They'll need more than a Yorkie to recover after I've seen to them with my 8" strapon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by JGGL
Have you got MSN?

This is not the place to be asking to cam on MSN. mad :x :x :x :x
Post in the cam sticky in future or you will be history. evil :evil: :evil:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I've just caught up with this thread after a night on the piss with some friends...real friends, not like the one's on here....ohh, ya all mad I tell ya...wish I'd joined in now but I couldn't be arsed. Wanted to be Dambuster...had all the layby's printed out and everything.
I'm glad I didn't join in now, it's difficult enough being me without being pissed!
Got me all paranoid now... can't figure out who's doin' who? rolleyes

Oi!! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Don't you go bringing yer dirty boots in here MIZARIA! :roll: :roll:
Sound to me like you should be singing in an opera or summat! No good whinging in here babe!!
Anyway I'm the expert on laybyes round here. You had but to ask!! :twisted: :twisted:

Don't you know I am the PRIMA DONNA on SH. Haven't you seen all my theatrical flounces.
Welcome to one-liner Heaven MIZARIA. rolleyes :roll: :roll:
I'm sure you'll be happy here :roll: :roll: wink
Quote by Eagerslut9

Anyway I'm the expert on laybyes round here.

You might well be, but I'm the expert at laying bi's. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MIZARIA
Don't you know I am the PRIMA DONNA on SH. Haven't you seen all my theatrical flounces.

Have you been verified as a flouncer? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
There seems to be alot of spies appearing at the minute... I think it's time to call in the special forces :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by JGGL
This is not the place to be asking to cam on MSN. mad :x :x :x :x
Post in the cam sticky in future or you will be history. evil :evil: :evil:

Sorry bloo, was only after a chat to make the young lady feel welcum. Nothing more rolleyes
It won't appen again
xxxxx
JGGL
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Hey, Mizaria, is that Marya a friend of yours?
Quote by MIZARIA
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
xxxxxxxxxxxx
JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P
Quote by blooxxx
Hey, Mizaria, is that Marya a friend of yours?

Of course not...I don't have any friends I can trust on SH..except for one or two. And that dosen't mean you JGGL!
Quote by stevegiggy
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P

No need to shout matey. We're not deaf. mad :x :x :x
Quote by JGGL
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:

Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say. wink Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by stevegiggy
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
xxxxxxxxxxxx
JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P
Of course, Stevegiggybums! But I'm not a swinger if you must know. Just because I have a nice arse on my avartar doesn't mean I'm looking for sex!
Quote by MIZARIA
MIZARIA nice arse
Have you got MSN?
rolleyes
xxxxxxxxxxxx
JGGL

Everyone says I have a nice arse...but flattery will get you no where JGGL.
Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P
Of course, Stevegiggybums! But I'm not a swinger if you must know. Just because I have a nice arse on my avartar doesn't mean I'm looking for sex!
Look Mizaria what you on her for ffs if not to get in my bed :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by blooxxx
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:

Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say. wink Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloo no keeping them all to yourself...
Quote by blooxxx

Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P

No need to shout matey. We're not deaf. mad :x :x :x
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile
Quote by MIZARIA
But I'm not a swinger if you must know.

Has it been verified that you're not a swinger? wink We can't have just anyone in here not being swingers you know. It starts with you and then they'll all want to be doing it. rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by TvJudy
It better hadn't or it's your ass. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: evil :evil: :evil:

Not my ass, anything but that
although.....................
nah
JGGL
What, my young friend? Just say. wink Don't be frightened. Blooxxx won't hurt you. Just come over here. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloo no keeping them all to yourself...
I saw him first. Come here JGGL. :wink:
Sorry Bloo hunni, how does this un-verification go? Offer night of whatever is their cup of tea and see if they refuse?
Quote by blooxxx

Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted: lol but we would need a large lorry park.

That's what I need. A lorrypark full of hairy-arsed truckers. wink They'll need more than a Yorkie to recover after I've seen to them with my 8" strapon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You've not had my ass yet though babe, have you? redface surprisedops: :grin: :grin:
"Hairy-arsed truckers"? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:
Quote by blooxxx

Perhaps I can arrange a truckers lorry munch :twisted: :twisted: lol but we would need a large lorry park.

That's what I need. A lorrypark full of hairy-arsed truckers. wink They'll need more than a Yorkie to recover after I've seen to them with my 8" strapon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Count me in to help bloo.
well you know I'm the offical SH fluffer :twisted: :twisted:
Dear dear, lets at least form an orderly queue
Quote by MrsFC
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink , but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MrsFC

Nice aRSE mIZARIA IS IT MINE TONIGHT :P :P :P

No need to shout matey. We're not deaf. mad :x :x :x
In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mrs FC as a mud I never shout xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blooxxx

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... biggrin I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie.. smile

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink , but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed