Masquerade Ball IV

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

Women are so fickle sad

9 Jan 2005

Quote by kneelinyorks
Now I have imprints of the letters on my left cheek, and it isn't the left cheek I usually end up with marks on either ops:

Who's Mark? dunno

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

Women are so fickle sad

Listen Sandal...stop trying to insinuate that there's something going on between us...I don't go for waiters...and I don't swing either...in your dreams buddy! mad

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

Women are so fickle sad

Listen Sandal...stop trying to insinuate that there's something going on between us...I don't go for waiters...and I don't swing either...in your dreams buddy! mad

Fickle

9 Jan 2005

That fifth bottle of wine last night has given me a bit of a thick head but I feel like I'm at one with the world this morning. biggrin

:D
Life is really really wonderful. Being a new age woman rocks and I'm beautiful. cool

I love you all my friends.

9 Jan 2005

:laughabove:
The title says it all.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
... But in case you are in any doubt, me (female, 33), and Polyester (bi TV, 36) want a group session on Sunday afternoon in the countryat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Exact location removed by moderator. Please do not post locations or times. Remember it's for your own safety as well as other people's.
You need to be bi and RELIABLE............ timewasters will be hung up by their balls at the next available munch and beaten with wet rags ..... so you have been warned confused

:? :?
No straight guys please, everyone else welcome - age not important.
Leave a message here or PM me and I will get back to you with more details
lol

Ah well. I'm off for a nice walk in the countrytoday. I'm sure nothing bad can happen to me there :!:

Yes. I'm sure nothingcould happen. wink

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
That fifth bottle of wine last night has given me a bit of a thick head but I feel like I'm at one with the world this morning. :D

Which world? Which plant?
I suppose getting at one with me is out of the question?

9 Jan 2005

That reminds me, I must get that dumbwaiter fitted when I'm having the west wing of Castle Cake refurbished

9 Jan 2005

Going dogging in the countryside could be dangerous, watch out for those barbed wire fences ;)

9 Jan 2005

Did you call me dumb, I'll 'av you sunshine.

9 Jan 2005

Morning Korriefem. lol

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Have you seen JGGL this morning? wink

I hope he hasn't got the hump cos I blocked him on MSN last night. confused

:? :?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Did you call me dumb, I 'av you sunshine.

Ah, my old mate Sundial. Rememember me from Barcelona ?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Which world? Which plant?
I suppose getting at one with me is out of the question?

Venus of course! All of us loverly women are fom venus. biggrin

:D
You want to get at one with me? Have you read my new ad? I'm very proud of it you know. I've had 76 responses so far and I'll never be able to respond to them all, I'm blonde. :smitten:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Slinky Lizard
Going dogging in the countryside could be dangerous, watch out for those barbed wire fences ;)

I use the barbed wire fences to hang the timewasters up by the balls wink

if they do they turn up. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: They know who they are. mad

:x :x

9 Jan 2005

It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can cleean-up all these empties from last night.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by JGGL
Which reminds me, korriefem can you help me with my home work please?
Its Biology
XXXXXX
JGGL

I was never very good with skoolwork but we might have a chance if it's Biology. wink

You'll have to answer my ad first though, I'm very proud of it. biggrin

:D :D

9 Jan 2005

Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
Which world? Which plant?
I suppose getting at one with me is out of the question?

Venus of course! All of us loverly women are fom venus. biggrin

:D
You want to get at one with me? Have you read my new ad? I'm very proud of it you know. I've had 76 responses so far and I'll never be able to respond to them all, I'm blonde. :smitten:
lol

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well i'm NOT blonde lol so any u dont want, u can send 2 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
<<< WBB rushes off to dig out stiletoes and peal neklace . . . i mean thong lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
Which reminds me, korriefem can you help me with my home work please?
Its Biology
XXXXXX
JGGL

I was never very good with skoolwork but we might have a chance if it's Biology. wink

You'll have to answer my ad first though, I'm very proud of it. biggrin

:D :D
This is a swingers site. If you are looking for schoolteachers, as it sounds like you are (are you?), please go elsewhere.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Slinky Lizard
Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

Leftovers? :shock:
There are never any leftovers when I'm doing the cooking. I make the best roast chicken and lamb dinners you've ever tasted! They're yummy!

9 Jan 2005

Only found frogster in my quest to help with JGGL's biology homework.
Hope it's animals and plants this term. ;)

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Slinky Lizard
Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

I don't need anyone's leftovers. I'm out in the woods and laybys 8 lunchtimes a week when I should be working. wink

Hey ho, they can just sack me. lol

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
Korrie, if you have any left overs I'm sure Blooxxx could find a good use for them ;)

Leftovers? :shock:
There are never any leftovers when I'm doing the cooking. I make the best roast chicken and lamb dinners you've ever tasted! They're yummy!
wink

you've not tasted my tins of cold beans that we have in the trenches then.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by JGGL
I'm free next month, infact I'm passing your way to get to a munch. Maybe we can hook up?
xxxxxxxxxxxx
JGGL
p.s. I'll bring the wine. 6 bottles of white enough?

A munch? ooooooooooh you'll love it, they're fantastic! The best bluddy (tm Misschieff) night out you'll ever have. I think they're greaat. biggrin

:D
Only 6 bottles of wine though? What are you going to drink? confused

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt_bulko
you've not tasted my tins of cold beans that we have in the trenches then.

Not tasted your beans.... but the odour is quite noticable.

;)

9 Jan 2005

Quote by JGGL
This is a swingers site. If you are looking for schoolteachers, as it sounds like you are (are you?), please go elsewhere.

No that wasn't what I meant.
Shit I am always offending people on this site dunno

JGGL
off to finish my email to korrie rolleyes

Yeah right. However amusing you were for the first couple of posts, you are now becoming boring. As you are just a piss taker, I'm banning you RIGHT NOW! lol

On second thoughts, just one more chance. confused

I'm off out to the countryside this afternoon. Meet me at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and I'll help you with your biology practical. We'll look at bi-anal (sp?) plants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No exact locations please.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Slinky Lizard

you've not tasted my tins of cold beans that we have in the trenches then.

Not tasted your beans.... but the odour is quite noticable.

;)
:shock: what d'you expect?? A high ranking sarge like myself having to run around making sure everyone is following the rules!!!! rolleyes

some people are so ungrateful.

9 Jan 2005

blooxxx, you go for it for it girl. Show them who the weaker sex really is.
Shag one for me as well cos you know I'm not a swinger. :twisted: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

If you find JGGL, please return him back to brum land.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
blooxxx, you go for it for it girl. Show them who the weaker sex really is.
Shag one for me as well cos you know I'm not a swinger. :twisted: :twisted:

Korriefem, I'm not rationing myself to just one, wink

not even for one of the nicest verified un-swingers on the site. lol

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