Masquerade Ball IV

9 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie..

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink

, but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Sorry Bloo hunni, how does this un-verification go? Offer night of whatever is their cup of tea and see if they refuse?

Spot on Judy. wink

We all have to say who we haven't shagged in a sworn affadavit in front of Sarge. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Then the documents will be sealed in a time capsule and buried in the basement of SH Towers. We might have to move some of the bodies when we dig the hole - they can go in the closet with the skeletons. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy
Look Blooo you know I am a big bragger okay and theres been complaints from muds and woman I have tied to my bed

Don't worry. We've forgiven you. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by blooxxx
Sorry Bloo hunni, how does this un-verification go? Offer night of whatever is their cup of tea and see if they refuse?

Spot on Judy. wink

We all have to say who we haven't shagged in a sworn affadavit in front of Sarge. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Then the documents will be sealed in a time capsule and buried in the basement of SH Towers. We might have to move some of the bodies when we dig the hole - they can go in the closet with the skeletons. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

9 Jan 2005

Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.

Quote by Lee19Essex
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx

Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x

Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members, 39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie..

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink

, but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know
TV Judy look they are untied to cook for me okay what more do they need ffs then I give them a boggering - what more can they ask for :shock: :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by blooxxx

Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members,39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now stop trying to ge me flustered!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy

In stevegiggy's defence.................he has never been one for big letters soooo is he a wee bit tiddly tonight... I'm sure he didn't mean to shout did you Stevie giggie..

You're right. He did seem a bit tiddly when I went over to Backbum tonight. He had promised me that he was a bit bigger wink

, but hey, a girl's got to take what's on offer. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Some parts of him are bigger than they were before anyway. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Look Blooo you know I am a big blogger okay and theres been no complaints ever from muds and woman I have tied to my bed
You leave a woman tied to your bed, there is laws against that sort of thing you know
TV Judy look they are untied to cook for me okay what more do they need ffs then I give them a boggering - what more can they ask for :shock: :shock:
Steve hunni I thought that would be obvious, a pair of scissors of course...

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy

Just to be clear who has to say they have not shagged who? Is this only open to virgins or only to swinging virgins?
After all getting everyone in front of sarge for a proper examination may take a lot of time with our 40,000 members, we would have to be sure you see. Maybe a polygraph would be a good investment?

I think vestal virgins would count. I think a mass un-verification where everyone swears that they've never shagged anyone else, in front of an icon of the Sarge should do it. Of the 40,000 members,39,500 are single guys and they never turn up, so hold back on the catering. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now stop trying to ge me flustered!
TV Judy I love you okay in a northern sort of way okay

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx

Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x

Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
I had the same ones!!!!!!
Fancy an foursome?? :twisted: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx

Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x

Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
I had the same ones!!!!!!
Fancy an foursome?? :twisted: :twisted:
No no no, this will put a spanner in the works of the un-verification system! How are we supposed to properly un-verify people if they start meeting and having sexual relations! This will make a mockery of the un-verification system to allow the non swinging community to proudly display their NAS (Not a swinger) tie pins mad

9 Jan 2005

llok verification is dead okay. Only I can bring it back okay and thats gonna only be with a bj okay cool

:lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy
llok verification is dead okay. Only I can bring it back okay and thats gonna only be with a bj okay :lol:

Now now hunni, we are discussing the far more important un-verification system to allow non swingers to confirm that they do not swing so they can chat in peace and not be harassed by poor lust ridden single persons who may mistake them for swingers or something similar...
A simple enough process of getting the non swinger verified as not having had sex with a list of swingers (who will remain anonymous of course) and to be on the safe side I think we decided to use the entire board in front of Sarge and everyone to sign that they have not had sex with the non swinger so they can officially be given un-verified status.
I don't think we had ruled out polygraph tests, but the machine looked a little pricey

9 Jan 2005

Oohh...pissed now. Not sure what's going on. Hope I didn't offend anybody...except those with their 'heads up their arses', they know who they are. Take no notice of me...

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
Oohh...pissed now. Not sure what's going on. Hope I didn't offend anybody...except those with their 'heads up their arses', they know who they are. Take no notice of me...

don't bring me into this mizaria, I don't wanna shag you at all......no.....don't even like yer arse...the eermm p.m. I sent asking for more piccies was meant to go somewhere else....yes thats it....it was meant for someone else.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
Just because I have a nice bum doesn't mean I'm available...I've just had some PM's from guys wanting to shag me just because I'm beautiful.
Hiya, great arse!!! wanna chat? xxx

Quote by matt1267
how are you? just wondered if you fancied a chat sometime?
Im 37 single 6'2" slim, great sense of humour, horny and very genuine.
Im on messenger and also msn,
drop me a line sometime if interested :-)
Matt x

Well let it be known....I'm tired of guys who only talk to me because they think I am a swinger and they have a chance to persuade me to shag them. I know who my real friends are and it's none of you lot...except the one's I fancy.
Brilliant. I also got PMs from these two last night. Dont know if I should be flattered or insulted. One (wont say which one...) sent a delightful 'Hiya babe, I want ya....in yer dreamz MATE xxx'

9 Jan 2005

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:justoutofbedstilltired: Hellloooooo everyone and welcome to Sunday morning. Hope everyone is playing nice and having lots of fun.
Hey I like the sound of Matty boy there in that PM. :cry: Shame I didn't get one eh. Must be cause someone pointed out my big bum. Still it is my job to check newbies over lol

Ah well. I'm off for a nice walk in the country today. I'm sure nothing bad can happen to me there :!:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Oohh...pissed now. Not sure what's going on. Hope I didn't offend anybody...except those with their 'heads up their arses', they know who they are. Take no notice of me...

don't bring me into this mizaria, I don't wanna shag you at all......no.....don't even like yer arse...the eermm p.m. I sent asking for more piccies was meant to go somewhere else....yes thats it....it was meant for someone else.
No Dave I wasn't having a go at you al all...those I was talking about prolly don't think I was talking about them 'cause they have got their heads so far up their own arses anyway.

Quote by SunBunny
Brilliant. I also got PMs from these two last night. Dont know if I should be flattered or insulted. One (wont say which one...) sent a delightful 'Hiya babe, I want ya....in yer dreamz MATE xxx'

Oooh Sunbunny, like what you're wearing...do you shop at Ann Summer's as well? That's were I bought my thong....perhaps we should have a girly get together sometime. biggrin

So you had those same assholes pming you as well! Bloody typical blokes...don't stand a chance. Can't they tell I'm not looking to swing! mad

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSTAKE
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:justoutofbedstilltired: Hellloooooo everyone and welcome to Sunday morning. Hope everyone is playing nice and having lots of fun.
Hey I like the sound of Matty boy there in that PM. :cry: Shame I didn't get one eh. Must be cause someone pointed out my big bum. Still it is my job to check newbies over
Ah well. I'm off for a nice walk in the country today. I'm sure nothing bad can happen to me there :!:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I love your big wonderful bum. It's those fookin bouncing things that freak me out.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSTAKE
Hey I like the sound of Matty boy there in that PM. :cry: Shame I didn't get one eh. Must be cause someone pointed out my big bum. Still it is my job to check newbies over

wuldnt bother misstake. got 2 pms on friday in FIVE MINUTES but they were rubbish lol. asked if i like meat, and everone1 knows im a VEGGIE! so then they promised chcos n eveything, lol
had the cheek 2 ask if a MARS BAR would do!! mmmmmmmmm . . . . actually . . . . NO! lol

9 Jan 2005

Fancy a nibble on my Quorn sausage?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by blooxxx

Look Blooo you know I am a big bragger okay and theres been complaints from muds and woman I have tied to my bed

Don't worry. We've forgiven you. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: rolleyes

:roll: :roll: women always changing what I say so they can have their wicked way again with me. Now just remember theres another munch coming up and I will be verifying all you women okay cool

8-) 8-) :lol: :lol: wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by stevegiggy
:shock: :roll: :roll: women always changing what I say so they can have their wicked way again with me. Now just remember theres another munch coming up and I will be verifying all you women okay 8-) 8-) :lol:

You won't be verifying me Stevegiggybums....I'm not a swinger, remember that! Typical bloody northern male attitude. :roll:

9 Jan 2005

<flounces back in quietly hoping nobody missed him>
redface

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9 Jan 2005

Quote by kneelinyorks
<flounces back in quietly hoping nobody missed him>
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oiiiiiiiiii!!!
i did not bleedin' flounce! :mad: it was . . . erm . . . yeah ok then ffs it was a feckin' flounce! rolleyes

n x x x :P

9 Jan 2005

Quote by kneelinyorks
<flounces back in quietly hoping nobody missed him>
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Weaintseeyouright.

9 Jan 2005

Quote by MIZARIA
I'm not a swinger, remember that! Typical bloody northern male attitude.

Wonders if that means last weekend was something deep and meaningful or another erotic dream after watching too much porn confused

9 Jan 2005

Oooh, hiya Kneel. Great to see you decided to flounce back..where have you been!

9 Jan 2005

Well if I'm honest Mizaria, I drank one too many cans of stella and passed out on the keyboard redface

Now I have imprints of the letters on my left cheek, and it isn't the left cheek I usually end up with marks on either surprised

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