Hey catz, its sunday de day of rest. So give it a rest from dissin me n give me a chance. You just might like me if ya give me a chance. I can tell all you guyz are just drooling over me n da gals just bitchin coz they thnk I iz gonna take ya men. I aint into this swinging thing. I am just lookin to find cool people to hang out wid. I never done a forum thing b4 but you dudes looked cool. Stop dissin me and take it cool.
Peace out.
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Quote by Sgt_bulko
:shock: what d'you expect?? A high ranking sarge like myself having to run around making sure everyone is following the rules!!!!some people are so ungrateful.
Nevermind Sgt Bulko, I'm sure they will let you out of SH towers soon enough to go to a home where you will be appreciated.
Quote by JGGL
Oi bloo and korrie leave me ass alone will ya. I'm too young for all that anal stuff
xxxx
JGLG
ANAL!!!!!!
Who said anal? Where did I leave my 8" strapon? 
Bugger!!!!
:x :x Oh, That's reminded me.
I must have left it at Steve_giggy's when I was sorting out his back passageway for him.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by JGGL
A munch? ooooooooooh you'll love it, they're fantastic! The best bluddy (tm Misschieff) night out you'll ever have. I think they're greaat.
Only 6 bottles of wine though? What are you going to drink?
We could look at dogging too if you want. I know you've been before and I'm willing to learn
xxxxxxxxxx
JGGL
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!!
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!! :D :D :D
Quote by korriefem
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!!
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!!
:lol: No bloody way Korrie. You were driving so you stopped the car at every opportunity there was :shock: I was innocent to the world of doggin till that night and you know it.
Anyway, you liked it AND you've asked to take me again. Whats that all about
Dawn :silly:
Sorry Missy, this should be in The Masquerade Ball thread.
Prepare for transport.
Prepare for transport.
Quote by MISSTAKE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEBBIEDEBS!!
Great Big Sloppy Squeezy Snoggy
Happy Birthday
To our Webbiedebs:kiss: :kiss:
Have a wonderful day hunny ........ now where's those dancing girls I bluddy promised
Cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... Buddy miserable lot
Gonna have to bring out the old faithfuls I'm afraid
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I dig people who iz cool - hey is that sarge guy a yank too?
You got to admit, people do get rather cold when they are dead
I dont get your british humour. But I do dig that yank uniform. I can tell alot by lookin at photos of dudes and he seems a cool guy.
Ahh two nations divided by a common language
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Hey catz, its sunday de day of rest. So give it a rest from dissin me n give me a chance. You just might like me if ya give me a chance. I can tell all you guyz are just drooling over me n da gals just bitchin coz they thnk I iz gonna take ya men. I aint into this swinging thing. I am just lookin to find cool people to hang out wid. I never done a forum thing b4 but you dudes looked cool. Stop dissin me and take it cool.
Peace out.
Hiya Miz_Amerikaka - i'm kinda cool
...you're just like me ....I don't swing either. Hope you decide to hang out with us dudes as you're exactly the sort of person we want on this site...shake it up a bit! Take no notice of the tw@ts giving you a hard time, hun...I'm just off to send you an email cos I think ur fab! I can give you plenty of dogging tips :bounce: :bounce:
Total expert I am - as long as nobody can see me. Old Toadster taught me everything he knew. :bounce: :bounce:
And have decided to take my bouncy things into the countryside with me today. So should be fun.
MISSTAKE - Invisble dogging expert
Total expert I am - as long as nobody can see me. Old Toadster taught me everything he knew. :bounce: :bounce:
And have decided to take my bouncy things into the countryside with me today. So should be fun.
MISSTAKE - Invisble dogging expert
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!!
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!!
:lol: No bloody way Korrie. You were driving so you stopped the car at every opportunity there was :shock: I was innocent to the world of doggin till that night and you know it.
Anyway, you liked it AND you've asked to take me again. Whats that all about
Dawn :silly:
Dawn_Mids
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:You navigated! You know I'm blonde and I only do whatever you tell me to do!
By the way, when ARE we going again? Did I just say that? oooeeeer.
ops: :oops: 
Sex God
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
I dig people who iz cool - hey is that sarge guy a yank too?
Nope he just takes one on a regular basis
Sex God
Quote by MISSTAKE
I can give you plenty of dogging tips :bounce: :bounce:
Total expert I am - as long as nobody can see me. Old Toadster taught me everything he knew. :bounce: :bounce:
And have decided to take my bouncy things into the countryside with me today. So should be fun.
MISSTAKE - Invisble dogging expert
From what I remember Misstake you spent the whole time trying to look like a seat cover
Quote by MIZARIA
Hey catz, its sunday de day of rest. So give it a rest from dissin me n give me a chance. You just might like me if ya give me a chance. I can tell all you guyz are just drooling over me n da gals just bitchin coz they thnk I iz gonna take ya men. I aint into this swinging thing. I am just lookin to find cool people to hang out wid. I never done a forum thing b4 but you dudes looked cool. Stop dissin me and take it cool.
Peace out.
Hiya Miz_Amerikaka - i'm kinda cool
...you're just like me ....I don't swing either. Hope you decide to hang out with us dudes as you're exactly the sort of person we want on this site...shake it up a bit! Take no notice of the xxxxx giving you a hard time, hun...I'm just off to send you an email cos I think ur fab!Do not be offensive to other members.
To avoid a ban, would ordinary members please refrain from using insulting language in the forums. Why do you think we have moderators here?
Sex God
Quote by Snow Cake
Will the real Davej please stand op
he's stood up as far as he can snow cake........he is slightly restricted
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh you iz cool. I can hang wid that. I gotta ask why you got ya ass in your photo space. Aint ya too hot lookin hun, like me?
Big up the Miz_Amerikaka massive....yes I iz cool and hot lookin like you, hun! I show my ass in my avatar cos that's what I expect people to kiss! Catch ya later...
Quote by MIZARIA
Yeh you iz cool. I can hang wid that. I gotta ask why you got ya ass in your photo space. Aint ya too hot lookin hun, like me?
Big up the Miz_Amerikaka massive....yes I iz cool and hot lookin like you, hun! I show my ass in my avatar cos that's what I expect people to kiss! Catch ya later...
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
I been told all you brit dudes iz a nation of animal lovers. Dudes iz that coz ya all pigfuckers or coz ya like pets. I dont wanna beef wid you guyz so I gotta get it right.
If showin ya ass iz like sayin Wazup Yo n you dudes like animals, here iz my message of peace to yo cats..........
If showin ya ass iz like sayin Wazup Yo n you dudes like animals, here iz my message of peace to yo cats..........
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh you iz cool. I can hang wid that. I gotta ask why you got ya ass in your photo space. Aint ya too hot lookin hun, like me?
Big up the Miz_Amerikaka massive....yes I iz cool and hot lookin like you, hun! I show my ass in my avatar cos that's what I expect people to kiss! Catch ya later...
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
Kiss my big hairy ass is an even warmer welcome Miz_A.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
You sure are a fast learner, Miz_Amerikaka.
So whenever we have to pacify a vicious drunken psychopath we say things like, "I just fucked your Ma and Pa and they were crap." It's called British irony and works every time in these dangerous types of situations. The pscho always gets the joke. Why not try it tonight at closing time in your local town centre.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
Yeh you iz cool. I can hang wid that. I gotta ask why you got ya ass in your photo space. Aint ya too hot lookin hun, like me?
Big up the Miz_Amerikaka massive....yes I iz cool and hot lookin like you, hun! I show my ass in my avatar cos that's what I expect people to kiss! Catch ya later...
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
Right on Miz_Amerikaka....just tell us brits to go 'kiss your ass' and they will love you for it! :thumbup:
