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Quote by Snow Cake
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
You sure are a fast learner, Miz_Amerikaka.
So whenever we have to pacify a vicious drunken psychopath we say things like, "I just fucked your Ma and Pa and they were crap." It's called British irony and works every time in these dangerous types of situations. The pscho always gets the joke. Why not try it tonight at closing time in your local town centre.
hey thnx cool, like i can do that eazy. I like you dude you iz wack. N to show you my appreciation..............
I saw ya mother movin house yesterday, she was kickin a box down the street.
:sticky: :confused: Is Mis_Amerikaka offensive or funny?Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
Quote by MISSTAKE
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
Funny and offensive :dunno:
Quote by MISSTAKE
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
Hey dudette, I iz jus tryin to make some new friendz here. Chill. I z doin all the brit humour stuff you guyz have bben suggesting. I aint tryin to offend, see I iz tryin to be friendly... now kiss my ass
If I recall a Jasper Carot sketch correctly he discussed how in a moment of anguish he said 'Bollocks' in front of a female American friend. Embarrassed when asked what it meant he said it was another word for zits. Now lives in fear of the day this friend visits a British pharmacy with a pimple and asks the assistant for "Something to put on these bollocks"
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Quote by MISSTAKE
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
misstake...........applying the ostritch mode of mudding
Quote by TvJudy
If I recall a Jasper Carot sketch correctly he discussed how in a moment of anguish he said 'Bollocks' in front of a female American friend. Embarrassed when asked what it meant he said it was another word for zits. Now lives in fear of the day this friend visits a British pharmacy with a pimple and asks the assistant for "Something to put on these bollocks"
yeh hey thatz funny. I get it now like you say the opposite of what ya mean n it is taken az a welcome or greeting......
Ya mothers knickers are up n down so often she had um fitted with a spring.
Quote by Miz_Amerikaka
yeh hey thatz funny. I get it now like you say the opposite of what ya mean n it is taken az a welcome or greeting......
Ya mothers knickers are up n down so often she had um fitted with a spring.
And what about the fathers knickers?
Are the fathers knickers not prevalent or of any consequence in each case? It is generically impossible for mutual consent of aquiring beads of energetic sweat to appear on the bodies of all participating parties, without undergoing the removal of knickers of all parties concerned Quote by Scramble
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
Funny and offensive :dunno:
Give her a crispy *uck and she doesn't care
Quote by Eyes Pie
yeh hey thatz funny. I get it now like you say the opposite of what ya mean n it is taken az a welcome or greeting......
Ya mothers knickers are up n down so often she had um fitted with a spring.
And what about the fathers knickers?
Are the fathers knickers not prevalent or of any consequence in each case? It is generically impossible for mutual consent of aquiring beads of energetic sweat to appear on the bodies of all participating parties, without undergoing the removal of knickers of all parties concerned not if u don't wear any lol
Quote by MISSTAKE
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
I would kick her ass but my buttons aren't working.
:x :x Steve_giiggy is dealing with an unexpected blockage :shock: ( reminder: look for strapon later) 
, The Sarge was last seen assuming the position, 
0mal_69er has gone walkabout 
... Has anyone seen Mork this morning. Quote by steveg_nw
whats that bloody USA bird doing back ere - back for some northern modding - just dont get me on to me list of whats not good down south now wheres me bjs
Oh My God
I so know who this is in the first posting
:lol: :lol: Dawn :silly:
I thought exactly the same thing but I'm not so sure now.
Steve
hahahahahahah. You're not such a clever clogs after all then are you? :P :P
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Quote by korriefem
whats that bloody USA bird doing back ere - back for some northern modding - just dont get me on to me list of whats not good down south now wheres me bjs
Oh My God
I so know who this is in the first posting
:lol: :lol: Dawn :silly:
I thought exactly the same thing but I'm not so sure now.
Steve
hahahahahahah. You're not such a clever clogs after all then are you? :P :P
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I know my parents always told me to respect my elders but there are always exceptions you know!...... :P :P
Quote by Scandal
It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can clean-up all these empties from last night.
Does anyone mind if I just shoot this fookin jumpin gorilla ---------> :bounce:
They do my fookin head in !
Are you fookin taking the piss?
Quote by Sandal
It seems those other two imposter waiters are off somewhere skiving. So, I am fookin off to watch the footie highlight and 'av a beer. Someone else can clean-up all these empties from last night.
Does anyone mind if I just shoot this fookin jumpin gorilla ---------> :bounce:
They do my fookin head in !
Are you fookin taking the piss?
Are you sure it's piss and not pre-cum? Though it is usually unwise to generalise from the specific, mine are both colourless and smell of roses.
:D :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D :D Quote by korriefem
Dogging? I've told you before that wasn't my fault, I'm too innocent for that. It was that bluddy Dawn_Mids fault!!
How was I supposed to know we were going to stop in every car park between the midlands and Angel Chats party? What a bluddy good night out we had though. It was brill.
Shame I'm not a swinger cos the best nights out I have are when I'm with swingers!!
:lol: No bloody way Korrie. You were driving so you stopped the car at every opportunity there was :shock: I was innocent to the world of doggin till that night and you know it.
Anyway, you liked it AND you've asked to take me again. Whats that all about
Dawn :silly:
Dawn_Mids
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:You navigated! You know I'm blonde and I only do whatever you tell me to do!
By the way, when ARE we going again? Did I just say that? oooeeeer.
ops: :oops:Just name the day and I'll be ready and waiting.
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Slinky Lizard
I presume you mean the creamy centre roses and not the variety containing lumps or with the consistency of fudge
MMmmm, finger of fudge! lol
here busty busty busty........ choccies....... :D
wooooohooooooooo! brill! aawwwwwwww ta slinky i lurve fudge fingers lol theyre my fav. yummy
