Masquerade Ball IV

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:

What about having protein in your urine?? If you drank that does tha mean its even better fror you!? :P :twisted:
And ewwwwwwwww lumpy cum with nuts!! I dont mind chocolate salty balls now :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:

Well, as my Uncle Fred used to say,
"It's better to drink it
and bear the taste
than let all that water
go to waste".
:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
I had a strange thought about piss this morning, if you drink pee, it is supposed to be the first one of the day that does you most good. What if you got up in the middle of the night for one, that would be classed as the first one of the day, but you might not be thirsty at that time.
Also what if you had just had sex or masturbayted, your pee (if you were a bloke that is) would have loads of spermy things floating about in it.
Wonder what the sugarpuffs flavour is like :twisted: :twisted:

Excellent question lil_mizz_numpty and one I have often wondered about. If I was to drink my pee should I drink the first one in the morning dunno

and should I drink it before or after I've had my early morning :bounce: and after my first 'uck of the day. :dunno:
Plus a bonus :buonce: just for Sandel and Scandel and scramble :bounce:

9 Jan 2005

go fudge yourself rolleyes

:twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? lol

9 Jan 2005

After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er
wink

9 Jan 2005

Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dogger ?

Have you tried dogging on a skateboard? It's not easy you know, even on a Harley Davidson skateboard.
:shock: :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :shock: :shock: :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scramble
Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? :bolt

It would have been funny if you had been quicker and removed the quote :doh:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:

Do we have to take them, can't we leave the men at home again? It's much more fun without them. rotflmao

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er

are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
Does anyone else here think Ruff Ruff is a bit of a dog ? :bolt

It would have been funny if you had been quicker and removed the quote :doh:
But not as funny as you adding them. rolleyes

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
After discussion we have decided that piss drinking as a type of watersports will in future be allowed in the "watersports" thread in lets meet up, and there only!
This thread can be found in lets meet up - inbetween fourknuckleshuffling and muffinmunching.
any future posts in the cafe relating to this will be deleted so dont take the piss!!!!
regards
0lam_69er

are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?
ffs, there is a forum dedicated to nibblet thribling so why do you feel the need to bring it into the cafe?
it is a dificult enough job for us muds to man these forums without muppets going out of their way to confuse things!
0lam_69er

9 Jan 2005

Call yourself a waiter? You should be ashamed!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
are we allowed to talk about nibblet thribbling?

Sweetcorn always gets stuck in my teeth. But if you meant nipple dribbling, now you are talking.

9 Jan 2005

:twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by korriefem
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:

Do we have to take them, can't we leave the men at home again? It's much more fun without them. rotflmao

You silly mare, not those wipes :lol:
The ones to clean up after we are finished rolleyes

Hopefully we will not have such a big queue forming next time and I hope that bloody stevegiggy doesn't turn up :roll:
Hows the hangover going?
Dawn :silly:

9 Jan 2005

perhaps in this nazi state we may be allowed to discuss some real adult topics, such as tuft scrubbling, if nibblet thribbling is off the menu :twisted: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
perhaps in this nazi state we may be allowed to discuss some real adult topics, such as tuft scrubbling, if nibblet thribbling is off the menu :twisted: :twisted:

You want to scrubble my tuft :shock:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
perhaps in this nazi state we may be allowed to discuss some real adult topics, such as tuft scrubbling, if nibblet thribbling is off the menu :twisted: :twisted:

you have mentioned the word NAZI, i am legally bound to phone ice pie to come and look so that he can officially invoke godwins law!
i feel that your flippant comments regarding the ban of the term nibblet thribling says a lot about your personality and has me wondering if you are of the right mentality to be a member of a site like this.
everyone is aware that tuft scrubbling is an illegal activity and so to speak about it would be a direct breach of the sites AUP.
either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er

9 Jan 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox confused

:? :? :? :?
Hang on, that means it's all normal in The Cafe for once wink

:wink: :wink: :wink: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er

ohhh I see, I am not allowed little pleasures like having my tuft scrubbled good and proper but you are allowed to mention goads...[flounces off to have he nibblets thribbled elsewhere}

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
but you are allowed to mention goads...[flounces off to have he nibblets thribbled elsewhere}

Goal? Am I missing the !

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty

either you are aware of this and are deliberately trying to goad me, or you do not know this and so must not have read the RULES before signing up. either way my patience is sorely tried and it wont take much more before i deactivate your account.
please bear this in mind before replying.
0mal_69er

ohhh I see, I am not allowed little pleasures like having my tuft scrubbled good and proper but you are allowed to mention goads...
Well if THAT is your attitude good riddance!
Perhaps you can pm Mork for a refund of the fee you paid to join this site - on second thoughts we will give you double!
And as a parting thought- though goading may not be to everyones cup of tea, and though it may be considered disgusting in some circles - it is at this moment not ilegal in this country and so speaking about it is not going against the AUP.
(unlike tuft scrubbling wich in some countries will earn you a 14 year stretch!)
consider yourself let off lightly with just a telling off
regards
0lam_69er!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?
Hang on, that means it's all normal in The Cafe for once :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh yes Sarge, life returns to its gentle patter...

9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from
Merseyside dunno

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Sandal
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from
Merseyside dunno

Ahhh then it is officially Bollox

9 Jan 2005

Quote by TvJudy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I dont know I go out to buy a new tank and come back to find you lot talking bollox :? :? :? :?

Is that bollox or zits?
Depends on which side of the pond one is from
but which one???
are we to assume that the other one can be on either side? or do they have to be on opposite sides?
if that is the case than how do we know which one on which side is the defing one to say wich side is the side that counts?
if they were to happen to be on the same side then one would not come into it at all as there would be no need to differentiate between the two as both sides would be the same.