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Masquerade Ball IV

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Quote by Dawn_Mids
You bringing the wetwipes or am I?
Dawn :silly:

Do we have to take them, can't we leave the men at home again? It's much more fun without them. rotflmao
lol You silly mare, not those wipes :lol:
The ones to clean up after we are finished rolleyes
Hopefully we will not have such a big queue forming next time and I hope that bloody stevegiggy doesn't turn up :roll:
Hows the hangover going?
Dawn :silly:
The hangover disappeared shortly after I opened my second bottle of the morning. redface
Can we not invite stevegiggy? I know I'm not a swinger but he's quite dishy in a rugged manly northerner kind of way. :roll:
Korrie please dont forget us other northern manly rugged types..... well I'm northern ffs one out of three ain't bad....... is it? dunno
Quote by 0lam_69er
it is a dificult enough job for us muds to man these forums without muppets going out of their way to confuse things!
0lam_69er

I'm not sure
Quote by MISSTAKE

it is a dificult enough job for us muds to man these forums without muppets going out of their way to confuse things!
0lam_69er

I'm not sure
you could well be right there MISSTAKE, i was trying to be nice and offer the hand of friendship by giving numpty the benifit of the doubt and only naming her as a muppet.
i think things may have now proggressed to numpty level though.
0lam
x
OMG Not the next level. I'm not trained for the next level
Are we going into code Amber? dunno.Oh no. :dunno:.All my training has gone out of the window. (And no I don't mean davej's window) Nice though. I can do nice - with knobs on
Quote by korriefem
The hangover disappeared shortly after I opened my second bottle of the morning. redface
Can we not invite stevegiggy? I know I'm not a swinger but he's quite dishy in a rugged manly northerner kind of way. rolleyes

Second bottle? Pretty early this morning then I guess dunno
Ok then :roll: stevegiggy can cum if he has to. But I'm doing doing anything with him if he wears his bicycle clips and helmet again mad
Dawn :silly:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ok then rolleyes stevegiggy can cum if he has to. But I'm doing doing anything with him if he wears his bicycle clips and helmet again mad
Dawn :silly:

Not the bicycle clips and helmet! :shock:
He told me that he has to wear the bicycle clip to keep his helmet from falling off......or did he say from falling out? confused I never knew a new age girl like me could be so naive. :shock: :shock: biggrin :D
Has everybody seen my new ad?
Quote by kneelinyorks
Korrie please dont forget us other northern manly rugged types..... well I'm northern ffs one out of three ain't bad....... is it? dunno

I never forget a northern manly rugged type kneel, have we met? Did you venture to one of the munches? Bluddy brilliant nights they are. biggrin
Well hunni, a munch a day keeps the ******** at bay... Never managed to finish that ditty.
Quote by korriefem
Did you venture to one of the munches? Bluddy brilliant nights they are. biggrin

After 15 pints of wine they would be 'bluddy brilliant' to even the most non munchiest muncher rotflmao
After eveyone being unceremoniously stripped of their munch badge by Wilma, I have made up a new batch of titanioxide plutinariam badges, unremovable by the most erudilacidentive of munch badge thieves :D
It is with regret that I cannot post on here for while as I am far to busy with my university studies .... psychologically speaking.
Now, where's my gorgeous, sexy partner?
Alex xxx
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by The Sarge
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have it on good authority that you meant 'in' rotflmao
Quote by Eyes Pie
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have it on good authority that you meant 'in' rotflmao
Yes it's true I have been photographed wearing them as well redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by The Sarge
I always seem to end up with TvJudy's knickers after a munch dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have it on good authority that you meant 'in' rotflmao
Yes it's true I have been photographed wearing them as well redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
There is always going to be peer presuure for us to conform to society's ideals and expectations. It is within your self that you must find the answer to how you choose to live your life and be happy at and at peace with that.
Psychologically speaking.
Alex xxxx
There is always going to be peer presuure for us to conform to society's ideals and expectations. It is within your self that you must find the answer to how you choose to live your life and be happy at and at peace with that.
Psychologically speaking.
Alex xxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
That`s not Alex, that`s ME!!!!
Ok, stepping back out now!
Venusxxx
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!
I`m in da house. Leave it to the guys to get things moving rolleyes
G
Quote by Big_G
I`m in da house. Leave it to the guys to get things moving rolleyes
G

thank fLuck for that at least the big G is still kickin............I've a good mind to open the back door and let in all the others that couldn't get a ticket for this ball........bloody gatecrash the place
ohhh a quick edit............davej has a look around, yawns, scratches his arse and moves on
I thought they already had, all those members not in costume, despicable! surprised
Damn good thing you aren`t one of those Dave, that`s all I can say. wink
G
Cant a man have his dinner in peace?? mad :x :x :x :x lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Big_G
I thought they already had, all those members not in costume, despicable! surprised
Damn good thing you aren`t one of those Dave, that`s all I can say. wink
G

As it happens G I am one of those that are not in costume, I am really me and a tad dissapointed to be me, all my life I've wanted to be someone else and when I finally got the chance I fLucked it up..........
Now then anyone else who isnt in costume wanna come in here and help me stir these imposters up a bit?
Quote by The Sarge
Cant a man have his dinner in peace?? mad :x :x :x :x lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well I suppose that would depend on how you define the word peace. The whole question is so convoluted, I can`t even understand why it is being debated rolleyes
Why is this thread still here?
Peace,
G
Quote by The Sarge
Cant a man have his dinner in peace?? mad :x :x :x :x lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your a mud FFS!!.......you aint supposed to be resting, jeez :doh:
Quote by davej
I thought they already had, all those members not in costume, despicable! surprised
Damn good thing you aren`t one of those Dave, that`s all I can say. wink
G

As it happens G I am one of those that are not in costume, I am really me and a tad dissapointed to be me, all my life I've wanted to be someone else and when I finally got the chance I fLucked it up..........
Now then anyone else who isnt in costume wanna come in here and help me stir these imposters up a bit?
And there you have it from the horses mouth. His name really is Davej, and he really does have his head up his arse.
Does it hurt? Perhaps we should start a thread raising awareness for anally challenged heads the world over? :wink:
G
A man's got to keep up his strength you know, all those security checks I have to do every night not to mention the searches of all the girlies to make sure they haven't run off with the batteries for my torch wink :wink: :wink: :wink: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
And there was me thinking you needed to conserve your strength for fucking. wink
G
Quote by Big_G
I thought they already had, all those members not in costume, despicable! surprised
Damn good thing you aren`t one of those Dave, that`s all I can say. wink
G

As it happens G I am one of those that are not in costume, I am really me and a tad dissapointed to be me, all my life I've wanted to be someone else and when I finally got the chance I fLucked it up..........
Now then anyone else who isnt in costume wanna come in here and help me stir these imposters up a bit?
And there you have it from the horses mouth. His name really is Davej, and he really does have his head up his arse.
Does it hurt? Perhaps we should start a thread raising awareness for anally challenged heads the world over? :wink:
G
wow your good............subtle little jabs of sentances to the ribs...a little more refinement as there is still some roundness and softness to your words but your getting there rotflmao
Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile