Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Masquerade Ball IV

last reply
1.3k replies
38.3k views
5 watchers
0 likes
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!
lol

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing! wink
Count me in
more the merrier :wink: :twisted:
I'm all redface
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Are you Davej in disguise?? confused :? :? lol
Quote by 0lam_69er
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
nah... course we did not
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now. redface surprisedops:
Nothing new there then. rolleyes
Quote by korriefem
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now. redface surprisedops:
Nothing new there then. rolleyes

Misippus hands Korrie some wine. Come and relax in the jacuzzi
Quote by 0lam_69er
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
nah... course we did not
s'ok then. i'll just get changed again, and noone's any the wiser! biggrin
n x x x
Quote by Misippus1669
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?

Misippus wanders off to get her measuring tape so she can take measurements
davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
nah... course we did not
s'ok then. i'll just get changed again, and noone's any the wiser! biggrin
n x x x
I think I might have to have another personal viewing to make my mind up
Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its ok I dont think anyone noticed :lol: :lol: :lol:
rotflmao
Don`t worry Neil mate. Funny but predictable.
Perhaps you should have distracted us with a `flounce`? wink
Peace
G
Quote by Misippus1669
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now. redface surprisedops:
Nothing new there then. rolleyes

Misippus hands Korrie some wine. Come and relax in the jacuzzi
Why thank you Misipus. I hope Dawn_Mids isn't already in the jacuzzi, I believe she was on the left over brussel sprouts at lunchtime. :uhoh:
Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!
lol

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing! wink
now I'm worried.......I appen to know that one of the busty's has got silky smooth skin except for when she has stuck the bottom of her hampsters cage to her face.............so which one is the silky smooth ladty that I know and which one is the jamboree bag
Quote by davej
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?

Quote by Misippus1669
Misippus wanders off to get her measuring tape so she can take measurements

Quote by davej
davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice

She noticed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by neilinleeds
bollox! redface
*note to self - remember to logout :lol2: rolleyes
n x x x :P

come and sit on the sidelines with me neil rotflmao
Quote by korriefem
ooooeeeeerrrr, I'm confused now. redface surprisedops:
Nothing new there then. rolleyes

Misippus hands Korrie some wine. Come and relax in the jacuzzi
Why thank you Misipus. I hope Dawn_Mids isn't already in the jacuzzi, I believe she was on the left over brussel sprouts at lunchtime. :uhoh:
It's ok - last i heard Eyes Pie was keeping her busy with 'one of those lectures' :roll:
Quote by Misippus1669
davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice

She noticed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
o.k. so now you know the truth how do ya fancy discussing 19th century literature and it's effect on the society we live in today instead?
Quote by davej

davej runs ahead to cut a few millimetres off the end of her tape and hopes she doesn't notice

She noticed!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
o.k. so now you know the truth how do ya fancy discussing 19th century literature and it's effect on the society we live in today instead?
Now if you come to a club with me, and use one of the 'love swings', I'm sure we could discuss that as well.
Any one else ...
A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!
Oh has anyone noticed our ball is about to hit the 1000 post mark!
Quote by Sandal
A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!

:shock: :shock:
So get an umbrella!! ;)
It's mean't to be lucky rotflmao
Quote by Misippus1669
A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!

:shock: :shock:
So get an umbrella!! ;)
It's mean't to be lucky rotflmao
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?
Quote by TvJudy
Oh has anyone noticed our ball is about to hit the 1000 post mark!

Don't start with those fookin bouncing gorillas and fookin spooky snowballs.
Quote by well_busty_babe
A single flap of a seagull's wing would be enough to change the course of all future weather. But a single splat of seagull's shit will make me change my coat!

:shock: :shock:
So get an umbrella!! ;)
It's mean't to be lucky rotflmao
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?
dunno
Quote by well_busty_babe
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?

It`s better than being hit by frozen pee.
G
Quote by well_busty_babe
whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?

It depends on what you are into, but that is another thread!
Quote by Big_G

It's mean't to be lucky rotflmao

whats lucky about having a turd deposited on you?
It`s better than being hit by frozen pee.
G
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I would say a lot of things are better than being hit by frozen pee