Masquerade Ball IV

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Big_G
And there was me thinking you needed to conserve your strength for fucking.
G

As head of security for SH unfortunately I am unable to participate in that sort of enjoyment which is why I made up the rule about frisking the ladies :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
As head of security for SH unfortunately I am unable to participate in that sort of enjoyment which is why I made up the rule about frisking the ladies :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll:
Didn't hear any complaints from you last night Sarge!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Didn't ear any complaints from you last night Sarge!

I did. Sorry Sarge, I`ll be a little more accomodating next time.
G

9 Jan 2005

You are all just trying to tarnish my reputation but I will just shrug it off and go and do another security check rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by The Sarge
You are all just trying to tarnish my reputation but I will just shrug it off and go and do another security check :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Put the kettle on before you go...........

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Alex_Email
It is with regret that I cannot post on here for while as I am far to busy with my university studies .... psychologically speaking.
Now, where's my gorgeous, sexy partner?
Alex xxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxx drinkies

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
It is with regret that I cannot post on here for while as I am far to busy with my university studies .... psychologically speaking.
Now, where's my gorgeous, sexy partner?
Alex xxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks xxxxxxxxxxxxx drinkies

Alex,
it is with agreat ( a bit) regret that i now have to DYA due to you revealing one of our masqueradees!
you have the option of taking 80 lashes of a ball bearing studded whip instead and retaining your account should you wish.
please inform me of your choice.
regards
0lam
x

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
Alex,
it is with agreat ( a bit) regret that i now have to DYA due to you revealing one of our masqueradees!
you have the option of taking 80 lashes of a ball bearing studded whip instead and retaining your account should you wish.
please inform me of your choice.
regards
0lam
x

I would luuuuuurrrrrrve to take 80 lashes of a ball bearing studded whip!!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
Right we'll strip off - so I can show off my white bits :twisted: :twisted:
I've got some bubble bath - if you're modest rolleyes

Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

What would you like me to push? Your buttons? lol

:lol:
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

What would you like me to push? Your buttons? lol

:lol:
that would be very nice wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
Right we'll strip off - so I can show off my white bits :twisted: :twisted:
I've got some bubble bath - if you're modest rolleyes

Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

What would you like me to push? Your buttons? lol

:lol:
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!
More the merrier :twisted: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

What would you like me to push? Your buttons? lol

:lol:
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!
More the merrier :twisted: :twisted:
I knew it ...bloody knew it........sniff of a chance and a certain boys girlie smooth arse is sure to appear

9 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
puff, ..........pant, heavy breathing..........................
ino i haven't been running lol or having a kip lol just found some batteries and went for a lie down lol
besides who u calling an old fart? i'm only 20 . . mumbles . . something! pah!

9 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!

What would you like me to push? Your buttons? lol

:lol:
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!
More the merrier :twisted: :twisted:
I knew it ...bloody knew it........sniff of a chance and a certain boys girlie smooth arse is sure to appear
is that my arse or my ass?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by WellBustyBaby
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
puff, ..........pant, heavy breathing..........................
ino i haven't been running lol or having a kip lol just found some batteries and went for a lie down lol
besides who u calling an old fart? i'm only 20 . . mumbles . . something! pah!
Now we are cooking with gas............bustybaby you climb in here alongside me few choccies ...few bubbles......and a little bit of.... :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

mmmm
thought you would never ask!
lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
Gone a bit quiet in ere ....shall I take the decorations down , turn off the lights and shut the door or are you all just a bit weary....aaahhhh poor things
fLuckin lightweights!!!! get yer arses back in here and entertain me!!!!!

.......................Misippus rushes in carrying bottles of wine she's stolen from the GFZ... :twisted: :twisted:
Start the jacuzzi Davej....
hope I'm not too late smile

yeeehaaa!!!!..........thats more like it ...a member with a bit of life, I was beginning to think that all the other old farts had nipped off for their Sunday afternoon kip........
right jacuzzi is runnin.........what you got in mind you slinky minx :twisted:
Right we'll strip off - so I can show off my white bits :twisted: :twisted:
I've got some bubble bath - if you're modest rolleyes

Sandal,Scramble or (if we are pushed) Scandal can open the wine. Someone crank up the music and lets party!
crackin idea.....just leave the bubbles out of it, don't you know that none of us swingheaven guys are modest, packin enough meat here to keep a small dog alive for a week.
WAITER.....WAITER....fLuckin hell there were three of em floating around the place and now just the imposter scandal....where's the real one's gone?
Misippus wanders off to get her measuring tape so she can take measurements

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!

quick, quick mud required in LMU, there is a dodgy looking character hanging around the goad pen. I managed to get a good look at him

right that got rid of her, lets party
:cheers: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
:cheers: :twisted:

Share it round the waiter's gone AWOL
evil

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty
i am the mud with the buttons round here!!!!!

quick, quick mud required in LMU, there is a dodgy looking character hanging around the goad pen. I managed to get a good look at him

right that got rid of her, lets party
:cheers: :twisted:
sorted!
and what on earth makes you think i am a "her"?

9 Jan 2005

Quote by WellBustyBaby
mmmm
thought you would never ask!

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing! wink

9 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
mmmm
thought you would never ask!

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing! wink

Count me in

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
sorted!
and what on earth makes you think i am a "her"?

ooo hark at her, dont get your ironing board in a twist luv :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by Misippus1669
mmmm
thought you would never ask!

hhhmmmmmmm i think you'll find dave was talking to me you impostor.
anyway i''m obviously much more well busty than you so on ya bike! theyre my chocs lol
i am sure that mr J prefers me. :lol: however...... now i am 99 percent sure who you are.. i dont mind having a 3some and sharing! wink

Count me in
more the merrier :wink: :twisted:

9 Jan 2005

Quote by lil_mizz_numpty

sorted!
and what on earth makes you think i am a "her"?

ooo hark at her, dont get your ironing board in a twist luv :twisted:
look at my arse.. are you trying to say that i have a womans arse?????

9 Jan 2005

Quote by 0lam_69er
look at my arse.. are you trying to say that i have a womans arse?????

cant quite see yer arse from here there is a big bluddy donkey in the way :twisted: