Quote by Feisty_Fiona
:shock: watersports now is it?
Are you referreing to me, young lady? I don't think I quite caught what you said.
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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!
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Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Who let the German in then?
Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!
You are very much mistaken my friend... it is well known that Tapste Möhn is a ravisher of virgins... i think your hearing aid is kaput , old man!
<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
No i wouldn't! what kind of girl do you take me for? Piss off!
Quote by Tapste Möhn
Who let the German in then?
Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!
You are very much mistaken my friend... it is well known that Tapste Möhn is a ravisher of virgins... i think your hearing aid is kaput , old man!
I needs a hearing aid like you need a post grad course in blow-hard bragging! What you do need is to be told the difference between "ravishing" and "radishing" - should have guessed the Notorious Fruit and Veg Pervert was a bloody sausage eater!!!!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
No i wouldn't! what kind of girl do you take me for?Piss off!
Like i said... been there doned that I have
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
And what would madam like to drink as I dine at her furry table
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Wine dine and 69 girl, me :twisted:
Would you take a 68 and I'll owe you one later?
No i wouldn't! what kind of girl do you take me for? Piss off!
Can we have a 71 then... you and cohen having a 69 with me and Bildad watching!
Quote by Berkules
<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:
Sorry, for that, forgets meself sometimes - I'd buy you a drink, but the beer here is better than what you used to, I dont know what I could offer you to atone...*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Cohen, something creamy would be just lovely :twisted:
Before we start, can someone just beat the crap outta the German - trying to sneak in my back doors he is! Bloody uninvited pm's :shock:
Something creamy, eh? Not so new fangled after all. Hmmmm
I'll just go and see what I can knock up for you, shall I, young lady? Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:
Sorry, for that, forgets meself sometimes - I'd buy you a drink, but the beer here is better than what you used to, I dont know what I could offer you to atone...*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*
Why would someone want to order Foaming Frogs????? parrot pee and mango juice would be better :twisted:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Cohen, something creamy would be just lovely :twisted:
Before we start, can someone just beat the crap outta the German - trying to sneak in my back doors he is! Bloody uninvited pm's :shock:
It was just a small leibe-letter my lufferly fiona... and you know you want a bit of german sausage.... now come heir and lets us be kanoodlings....
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
<walks back to SH Towers, knocks on the front door, enters, picks door back up >
Ooops shit, how the hell do ya hang that back up
<covers the door hole and walks away quietly>
It's ok Cohen, don't apologise, easy done mate
I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Ha! and people call me a thicko!
You supposed to drink it not bathe in it ya sicko, makes ya strong like me :hunk:
Look, feel my muscles :hunk:
Sorry, for that, forgets meself sometimes - I'd buy you a drink, but the beer here is better than what you used to, I dont know what I could offer you to atone...*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*
Why would someone want to order Foaming Frogs????? parrot pee and mango juice would be better :twisted:
The young lady did say she wanted "something creamy"
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*
Don't say FF? but I want a Fancy Flower in my drink, awww come on Cohen, let me have a Fancy Flower and an umbrella, just one Fancy Flower, why not?
<picks up tankard of plain drink>
<shakes the worst of the drink off of his face and clothes>
Errrr can I have another? Kind of held the tankard a bit tight there
Quote by Berkules
*mutters.."please don't say FF....please don't say FF" continuously*
Don't say FF? but I want a Fancy Flower in my drink, awww come on Cohen, let me have a Fancy Flower and an umbrella, just one Fancy Flower, why not?
<picks up tankard of plain drink>
<shakes the worst of the drink off of his face and clothes>
Errrr can I have another? Kind of held the tankard a bit tight there
Berk - that'll be no problem, stick it on my tab...if the bar keep has a problem, tell him about my diamond troll's teeth - and the worrying smile they produce!
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
The young lady did say she wanted "something creamy"
Thats fairysnuff then, I knows of a nice place that sells infected toe puss and its well known for its afro-dizzy-ack properties it is
I dun't need any of that adpro-divvy-shack stuff, not when I gots me charm an krisma! Does it all for a fella
