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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

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Quote by Tapste Möhn
Tappy, I eat kanoodles every sunday with me chicken chow mein
I am NOT playing with anyone who's just trying to get all my pussies :shock:

You are having more than one pussy? Is this meaning i can be fucking you left ,right and centre....????
You going to come over to the good side then ? can i tempt you with my pussies?
Quote by Bast
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.

Does this look like that face of a pussy? Not seen many green pussies on my travels.
Bildad would that be Fizzy fairysnuff or Flat fairysnuff?
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!

Ja, maybe you are findings this is true.... my little freund, bildad may smell like rotting fisch, but i do believe, he is powerful.... even over-powering... an unholy alliance has been formed... cohen... you willst come over to the dark side...
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!

Bildad needs no alliance!!
I am master of deskies, and small enough to disappear into the smallest and tightest of cracks when an adversary is attacking
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Not seen many green pussies on my travels.

Obviously not been up Fionas skirt! bolt
Quote by Beelzebub
OK Beebub here - realising he hasn't turned on STENTORIAN voice mode (dammit)... here goes.....
Methinks I recognise a certain posting style between Tapste, Cohen and Bildad- an unholy alliance if ever there was!

Noooooooo Cohen's looking after me, he aint with that pair of evil sods.
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.

Does this look like that face of a pussy? Not seen many green pussies on my travels.
Says the unholy alliance between a gremlin and yoda!
I am Bast ... I am the goddess of all things powerful and beautiful ... people bring me their pussies and back in Egypt I was buried with mummified pussies for the afterlife!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad would that be Fizzy fairysnuff or Flat fairysnuff?

Depends if thee likes it with 'ittle tadpoles or not, they do wonders for a wenches energy level
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Tappy, I eat kanoodles every sunday with me chicken chow mein
I am NOT playing with anyone who's just trying to get all my pussies :shock:

You are having more than one pussy? Is this meaning i can be fucking you left ,right and centre....????
You going to come over to the good side then ? can i tempt you with my pussies?
Oh no meine leibling fiona, come over here, you know you like the bad boys...
(here kitty kitty....)
Feisty fionas green pussy also could be lets find out and find her fishy flaps
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Not seen many green pussies on my travels.

Obviously not been up Fionas skirt! bolt
didn't hear you complainin g :shock:
Bildad, you can stay away from my crack confused
Quote by Bast
I am Bast ................. eygptian goddess of many forms ........... I am woman, I am half cat and I am full cat ... so that qualifies me more than enough on pussies and I see a room full of them.

Does this look like that face of a pussy? Not seen many green pussies on my travels.
Says the unholy alliance between a gremlin and yoda!
I am Bast ... I am the goddess of all things powerful and beautiful ... people bring me their pussies and back in Egypt I was buried with mummified pussies for the afterlife!
Mock thee not you feeble fool, the power of the farts is strong in this one
Quote by joolen
Feisty fionas green pussy also could be lets find out and find her fishy flaps

Oi who rattled your poxy little cage, cheeky git mad
* beats joolen with Bildad*
Feisty_Fiona me sees red face not green flesh no more.
calm your pretty self till we know thee better im finding green flesh most agreable tonight
Bildad my green slave.
will undress thy skins one by one till your onion is found hehe
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bildad, you can stay away from my crack confused

Indeed Fiona, at this time you have no fear, i did indeed say cracks, not casms. SH towers is full of ripe pickings, you have your hands full with bockwurst sauacrout over there...... the cun(t)ing master plan is afoot (or about 30cm for you heathens)
Quote by joolen
Bildad my green slave.
will undress thy skins one by one till your onion is found hehe

Bildad is no mans/things/ones slave, I may be little but its not the size that counts.......
I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste Möhn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine
I'm not im,pressed by the kraut, he's just full of bloody hot air like them blimpy things. all gob, no action. even Mem's scared now he knows i can tame his puppies.
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Bildad my green slave.
will undress thy skins one by one till your onion is found hehe

Bildad is no mans/things/ones slave, I may be little but its not the size that counts.......
Oh no not another one of them threads mad The search button is thy friend, o little one lol
Quote by joolen
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Quote by Tapste Möhn
I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste Möhn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!
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wtf love is lost and lonely souls looking for love that no man can find
Quote by Tapste Möhn
I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste Möhn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!

ewwwwwwwwwww i'll have knightmares now. who's guarding my door, you loverly hunks?
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I'm not im,pressed by the kraut, he's just full of bloody hot air like them blimpy things. all gob, no action. even Mem's scared now he knows i can tame his puppies.

And what of your puppies, Fiona? Do they need any exercise?
She will be mine no match for any earthly mortal could resist my boney charms
Quote by joolen
She will be mine no match for any earthly mortal could resist my boney charms

Just as long as you don't start signing "By the river of babylon"
Oh that was Boney M redface
Quote by Tapste Möhn
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!