Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

12 Aug 2005

you makes me laugh oh green one but feck off shes mine

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
I'm not im,pressed by the kraut, he's just full of bloody hot air like them blimpy things. all gob, no action. even Mem's scared now he knows i can tame his puppies.

And what of your puppies, Fiona? Do they need any exercise?
I think i pulled a muscle when i threw the soapy water at the smelly ones. could do with massage? :twisted:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I am now thinkings that fiona is my true love, do not sleep my lufferly, for that is when Tapste MÃ¶hn is at his most powerful... i shall return! Im die Morgen!
Jetzt ich wanken, und ich am thinkings bei meine lufferly Fiona!

ewwwwwwwwwww i'll have knightmares now. who's guarding my door, you loverly hunks?
Even when I'm not around I'm guarding

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot

12 Aug 2005

quick run find your virgin lol.
give me experiance anyday.
come on fiona you know you want me lol

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot
They are there, but the laydees know where they are - it's the men who canm't find the g spots after all lol

12 Aug 2005

When you all get lost in the dungens.
just look for the green thingy it glows in the dark

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot
I can find it no bother - that's the trouble with shorties, nothing's long enuff to find anything lol

:lol: :lol:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
quick run find your virgin lol.
give me experiance anyday.
come on fiona you know you want me

I won't give in to the temptation - i like a bit more meat on my men thanks all the same biggrin

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot
I can find it no bother - that's the trouble with shorties, nothing's long enuff to find anything lol

:lol: :lol:
OI bend down and say that to my face or i'll be forced to nut you in the knee cap :twisted:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
When you all get lost in the dungens.
just look for the green thingy it glows in the dark

Your knob glows in the dark? yuck yuck yuck :shock:

12 Aug 2005

I won't give in to the temptation - i like a bit more meat on my men thanks all the same biggrin

thats my outer self the inn er is big and stronge and not to mention 9inches

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
When you all get lost in the dungens.
just look for the green thingy it glows in the dark

Your knob glows in the dark? yuck yuck yuck :shock:
rotflmao

:laughabove:

12 Aug 2005

Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
thats my outer self the inn er is big and stronge and not to mention 9inches

Inn ER????
Bloody yanks get everywhere

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
I won't give in to the temptation - i like a bit more meat on my men thanks all the same

thats my outer self the inn er is big and stronge and not to mention 9inches
* shakjes head and points to the friendly button*
Size rolleyes

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
You thinks your not but mans no match for the dark joolen and swinging heaven towers will be mine

You can have the towers.. i am lookings for the dundgeons... for i am thinkings that is where they will keep their precious things.... and virgins!
Ermmmmmmmmmm lads, he's headed for the cellar to get the virgins - get him, quick!
Pssst I wouldnt worry, in SH Towers they are harder to find than that well know myth of a G-spot
I can find it no bother - that's the trouble with shorties, nothing's long enuff to find anything lol

:lol: :lol:
OI bend down and say that to my face or i'll be forced to nut you in the knee cap :twisted:
I would but it's me lumbago that's stopping me - that and my sense of smell!

12 Aug 2005

She is lost in my spell the size dosent matter lol

yeah right

12 Aug 2005

Quote by joolen
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I'm not im,pressed by the kraut, he's just full of bloody hot air like them blimpy things. all gob, no action. even Mem's scared now he knows i can tame his puppies.

And what of your puppies, Fiona? Do they need any exercise?
I think i pulled a muscle when i threw the soapy water at the smelly ones. could do with massage? :twisted:
Now what would you like massaged - and with what, young lady?

12 Aug 2005

Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
I would but it's me lumbago that's stopping me - that and my sense of smell!

And you think you have it hard....... Whos just dropped one????? I'm not green by choice ya no

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Now what would you like massaged - and with what, young lady?

Me 'inn er' bits of course, with wotevers handy wink

Bildad I can smell you from ere - bugger off before i set Mem's dogs on ya. they aint eaten yet.

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers
I have a feeling that Bilgebad has confusion over his persona ...... he looks like a gremlin, is green like yoda or kermit, and now thinks he's a joker (batman!!!!)

12 Aug 2005

Smelly kermit it was him .
flee flee the smell.
ill have the towers and fiona till the time stands still by the light of the silvery mooooonnn omg its catching

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:

Ladies first

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers
I have a feeling that Bilgebad has confusion over his persona ...... he looks like a gremlin, is green like yoda or kermit, and now thinks he's a joker (batman!!!!)
We should cut him into 3 bits and feed him to the dogs!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:

Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast
Not mine kermit the Bildad the Shoehitel knob is

You have never danced with the devil by the light of the moon????
A glowing member is very handy..... it helps when investigating these casms in SH Towers
I have a feeling that Bilgebad has confusion over his persona ...... he looks like a gremlin, is green like yoda or kermit, and now thinks he's a joker (batman!!!!)
'ERE!!!
If you'd been sat on this fucklin wall for as long as I have you'd get confused!!
Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a garden gnome
And dogs!!! I fart in their general direction!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:

Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Bloody typical snob!!! One compliment and she thinks shes in love!!!!