Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a garden gnome
And dogs!!! I fart in their general direction!
Explains a lot that one mate .... the smell gives it away.
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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!
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Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Now what would you like massaged - and with what, young lady?
Me 'inn er' bits of course, with wotevers handy
Bildad I can smell you from ere - bugger off before i set Mem's dogs on ya. they aint eaten yet.
My fingers are loose, and my teesh are out ( wouldn'tsh wantsh to cutsh you wiv me diamond choppersh, would I? ) and my loinclothsh ish ready to fall to the floor :wink:
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
'ERE!!!
If you'd been sat on this fucklin wall for as long as I have you'd get confused!!
Do you have any idea how many times I've been mistaken for a garden gnome
And dogs!!! I fart in their general direction!
Careful now, you'll have piles, sittin on cold walls
ooooops, too late, and i thought you was bringing grapes to the party.
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I hopesh you won't mind going firsht a few timesh?
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I hopesh you won't mind going firsht a few timesh?
* faints*
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour has long past
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize SH Towers neighbourhood
'Tis time to hasten a tactical retreat and draw up my cunning lingus, or is that cunning plan, I always get them mixed up. :crazy:
You know being green is bad enough but being a wee one (and I know the search button is my friend, but at the moment he's the only one) as well is moider. And single males think they have a hard time in SH Towers
:doh:
The midnight hour has long past
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize SH Towers neighbourhood
'Tis time to hasten a tactical retreat and draw up my cunning lingus, or is that cunning plan, I always get them mixed up. :crazy:
You know being green is bad enough but being a wee one (and I know the search button is my friend, but at the moment he's the only one) as well is moider. And single males think they have a hard time in SH Towers
:doh: Quote by Bildad the Shoehitewimp
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour has long past
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize SH Towers neighbourhood
'Tis time to hasten a tactical retreat and draw up my cunning lingus, or is that cunning plan, I always get them mixed up. :crazy:
You know being green is bad enough but being a wee one (and I know the search button is my friend, but at the moment he's the only one) as well is moider. And single males think they have a hard time in SH Towers
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen sweetheart i just had a lovely scented bath (let the pissy water out after that dirty little bastard had done) - now i need a massage and a damn good shag to set me up for the fight we'll have on our hands to save SH towers from the evil forces. Com,ing? :twisted:
Ladies first
* squeals* ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm in luuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
I hopesh you won't mind going firsht a few timesh?
* faints*
*Cohen picks up fiona to save her modesty - or at least save it all for himself*
Quote by joolenwimp
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour has long past
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize SH Towers neighbourhood
'Tis time to hasten a tactical retreat and draw up my cunning lingus, or is that cunning plan, I always get them mixed up. :crazy:
You know being green is bad enough but being a wee one (and I know the search button is my friend, but at the moment he's the only one) as well is moider. And single males think they have a hard time in SH Towers
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
You said it
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
That'll be the bodies of the dead bad guys we chucked over the ramparts then
Any body is better than nobody.... you should know that!!! I'm not the one trying to get a massage from a toothless plastercine model :silly:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Allow me to carry you to your chambers/ bed/ ecstasy young lady!
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
That'll be the bodies of the dead bad guys we chucked over the ramparts then
Any body is better than nobody.... you should know that!!! I'm not the one trying to get a massage from a toothless plastercine model :silly:
HAH! you forgot he can breathe thru his ears :twisted: i'm off to bed, my defenders await me :twisted:
Quote by Bildad the Shoehite
Thats fine coming from a pile of bones, at least i have some body to keep me warm at night :twisted:
That'll be the bodies of the dead bad guys we chucked over the ramparts then
Any body is better than nobody.... you should know that!!! I'm not the one trying to get a massage from a toothless plastercine model :silly:
Cos she knows its worthless trying to get anything more from you than a leg covered in snot!
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Allow me to carry you to your chambers/ bed/ ecstasy young lady!
g'wan then, ya sexy bugger
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Allow me to carry you to your chambers/ bed/ ecstasy young lady!
g'wan then, ya sexy bugger
Your pleasure is mine, ma'am
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Defenders of SH Towers, we are surrounded by evil, foul smelling perverts (and their dogs)! We must batten down the hatches and prepare for attack! I think that bloody halfwit Jason's fell asleep on the job. one of you go and find him while i go and close the shutters in my boudoir, then we must all sleep in one room (safety in numbers?). OK then, shag and sleep :twisted: if we must, but then i really need to get my beauty sleep and rest up for a long weekend's battle!
Allow me to carry you to your chambers/ bed/ ecstasy young lady!
g'wan then, ya sexy bugger
Your pleasure is mine, ma'am
Heh, I'm quite a nice Beebub really - can I come and join in with the defenders - please?
:? 
nope to bloody early.*stretches, yawns and looks around her boudoir, then climbs over the bodies to go for a wee*
ahhhhhhhhh that's better
wot a night :twisted:
Now then, time to wake them all, we must prepare for attack! damned Memnoch will be rallying his troops and dogs.
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
ahhhhhhhhh that's better
wot a night :twisted: Now then, time to wake them all, we must prepare for attack! damned Memnoch will be rallying his troops and dogs.
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.
Hast nobody told the fair maiden that the football season hast started?
Cometh on thou Reds!
:lol:Kick off aint till 3 - plenty of time to make a start with the weapons (Up the arsenal :lol: )
