Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Come on ya lazy sods, let's get down to the cellar and see what weapons we have.

Hast nobody told the fair maiden that the football season hast started?
Cometh on thou Reds! lol

:lol:
Kick off aint till 3 - plenty of time to make a start with the weapons (Up the arsenal :lol: ) football or fuck .....fuck or football going to be losers bothways

13 Aug 2005

All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. evil

:evil: :evil:

13 Aug 2005

There's nobody here but you chickens!

13 Aug 2005

Only needs me to guard this place - and nobody gets near it!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Only needs me to guard this place - and nobody gets near it!

I'll give you a hand if you need one!!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Only needs me to guard this place - and nobody gets near it!

I'll give you a hand if you need one!!
Fair enuff - it's always nice to share the work load. D'you mind if I nip off for a quick wash and to get fed and watered?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Only needs me to guard this place - and nobody gets near it!

I'll give you a hand if you need one!!
Fair enuff - it's always nice to share the work load. D'you mind if I nip off for a quick wash and to get fed and watered?
Okay, but can you bring me a butty back?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
Only needs me to guard this place - and nobody gets near it!

I'll give you a hand if you need one!!
Fair enuff - it's always nice to share the work load. D'you mind if I nip off for a quick wash and to get fed and watered?
Okay, but can you bring me a butty back?
Ta very muchy, any particular preference, young man - but you might only get mashed monkey!

13 Aug 2005

Watching you two "guard" is like watching comedy act .. only comedy makes me larf!
I'll just sit here stroking my pussies ....... :twisted:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast
Watching you two "guard" is like watching comedy act .. only comedy makes me larf!
I'll just sit here stroking my pussies ....... :twisted:

Nothing to guard from except pussies and jokers - but you still need some bodys on piquet duty

13 Aug 2005

Cohen ... if you really must pick it ... then stand in the corner and use a tissue ..... the last person who didn't wiped it on the wall and I'm sure that was Bildad that crawled off

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
but you still need some bodys on piquet duty

Scabs!!
Don't know why I said that. I just cant help it when I see a picket line. :confused:

13 Aug 2005

Piquet - Frensh pronounced pee-kay, from which you get the Anglicised picket; to guard. Now young lady as your lesson has ended, would you like a drink?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....
Just cos Sauron, aint from these parts, dun't mean you can insult him, young lady....The fact that he is a twat means you can insult him! lol

13 Aug 2005

Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can you smell it, boy? Time for you to stop telling tall tales, isn't it sonny?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can you smell it, boy? Time for you to stop telling tall tales, isn't it sonny?
Oh look. It's Kevin the Librarian. rolleyes

Prostrate thyself before Me, mortal fool, or I'll toast your nuts on the end of My trident! :twisted:
M

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can you smell it, boy? Time for you to stop telling tall tales, isn't it sonny?
Oh look. It's Kevin the Librarian. rolleyes

Prostrate thyself before Me, mortal fool, or I'll toast your nuts on the end of My trident! :twisted:
MYeah, right - pogue ma thon! :kissmyarse:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
Fancy a double-top?
M

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
You can fugg off an' all

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer mad

PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock rolleyes

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
Fancy a double-top?
M
Right, take that mask off - I got you sussed Jocky

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....
Ha Blue Goddess is a pussycat compared to the evil i can unleash on SH Towers

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer mad

PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock rolleyes

Evening young lady, nice to see you - sleep well last night?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....
Ha Blue Goddess is a pussycat compared to the evil i can unleash on SH Towers
I heard the worst you can do is release your monkeys to shit all over the place.

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
You can fugg off an' all
Strong words from a bandy legged jewish caveman. :!:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer mad

PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock rolleyes

Evening young lady, nice to see you - sleep well last night?
OH Cohen, I did, after i got well shagged anyway. Didn't you hear me snoring gently in your ear?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
All thou assembled within SH towers,
On thy knees and pay homage for my hoards of Orcs and Southlanders are coming to scale the walls. For I seek domination of all things perverted.
Sauron..Lord of darkness. :evil: :evil:

I fear not ... Southlanders don't recognise anything north of the Watford Gap!
Domination of all things perverted huh???? The natives of this deserted castle seem to have an excellent noticeboard where they tell of a Blue Goddess ... you may fair well to look her up ....
Ha Blue Goddess is a pussycat compared to the evil i can unleash on SH Towers
I heard the worst you can do is release your monkeys to shit all over the place.
Ahhh but their shit is corrosive to the soul..which will in the end be mine.