Quote by Sauron
Come Memnoch, let us feast on these weak humans and reek havoc.
Something certainly reeks - have a wash sonny and do the young ladies a favour, eh?
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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!
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Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If you must know i am 18ft tall so correspondingly I have an 18" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If you must know i am tall so correspondingly I have an 1.8" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
That's closer to the truth ain't it sonny? Tell the truth and shame the devil
Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If you must know i am 18ft tall so correspondingly I have an 18" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
See, its not all about size babe, its what ya does with it. Search button and all that
Quote by Bast
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
So that's what that awful smell is ... be a sweet devil and put ya boots back on
Thou might be a goddess but even you will suffer at the hands of the darkest lord ever to set foot on this world.
Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
So that's what that awful smell is ... be a sweet devil and put ya boots back on
Thou might be a goddess but even you will suffer at the hands of the darkest lord ever to set foot on this world.
With feet that bad I believe ya ....
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
[Got a lot of hard skin on me heels. Can ya do owt with it?
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
AND I'LL CARRY YOUR WAGGING TONGUE TO KEEP THEM CLEAN!
:x :x Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.
Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn
If you must know i am 18ft tall so correspondingly I have an 18" weapon at my disposal, do you not fear this awesome appendage wench.
Now apparently it hasn't nothing to do with height but shoe size :shock: unfortunately if your feet small as bad as they do I daren't think what your cock smells like .....
Quote by Memnoch
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Quote by Bast
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Quote by Memnoch
Worry not about the skin on thy heels alone O doomed damsel. I shall flay thee from head to toe and use thy skin for leather to make me a nice new pair of boots, with pretty little demons etched on the sides and a lovely sort of Destroyer Of Worlds motif on the toecaps. Oh and some sweet little tassles down the front made from your intestines.
Don't they already have those, Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Not as good as the gloves we'll make from the skin of your dogs :shock:
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Manolo Blughnik had some delightful Dwarfskin pumps last season ...
Oh yes, weren't they just divine... errrr... Demonic?
Not as good as the gloves we'll make from the skin of your dogs :shock:
Brave words in thine hour of destruction, damned damsel. Soon thy towers shalt be Ours and thou shalt rue this day for eternity.
"Not a screamer"? Thou hast no idea! :twisted:
