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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!
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Quote by Arwen_Evenstar
oh Thankyou Fiona... I knew I could rely on another lady to help me
Thanks! There I was on me way over to help, and you think I'm not reliable enuff to help - that's the trouble with young ladies today, expect rescuing yesterday, don't understand you need to give a little time to raise tension ( and to understand what they will be left with if they piss off the hero they're with )
Quote by Arwen_Evenstar
oh no... he carries me off to his dwelling.... (needs a new air wick) What is to become of me???
bollox (tm some bird or other), I was a bit slow there. don't worry Arwen, we''ll save ya. he won't kill ya, just tease ya a little (bet you like that eh :twisted: )
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Cohen don't sulk, ya know we loves ya, you were just takin ya time, as usual. come and help me with this grease
Well young lady, I knows you have proper respect for me, so certainly...I just don't like the lack of respect from ingrates that should know better ( or at least know when to shut up ).
Is there anything else you'd like me to help you with, young lady?
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bast, grease is better than listening to old Mem and Sore spouting how tuff they are innit.
Cohen, be a good lad and get some nails from the shed will ya, to stick in this grease
I got a better idea for the nails - lets weld them together ( 3 at a time ) and make caltrops :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Bast, grease is better than listening to old Mem and Sore spouting how tuff they are innit.
Cohen, be a good lad and get some nails from the shed will ya, to stick in this grease
I got a better idea for the nails - lets weld them together ( 3 at a time ) and make caltrops :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
good idea (had to look up what they were first tho
) Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Bast, grease is better than listening to old Mem and Sore spouting how tuff they are innit.
Cohen, be a good lad and get some nails from the shed will ya, to stick in this grease
I got a better idea for the nails - lets weld them together ( 3 at a time ) and make caltrops :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
good idea (had to look up what they were first tho
)Don't worry about that young lady, I wouldn't expect a damsel like yourself to be aware of all the arts of war ( no disrespect intended, mind )
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
:idea: when we catch Mem and Sour face, shall we treat em to a back sack n crack wax? just the job i reckon - make em scream good n proper :twisted:
Give them young shavers the full monty - head to toe :twisted:
ahhhhhhhh tie em down and wax em....bliss...they won't dare set foot in SH Towers tonight. I'm off to bed, Jason will be along shortly to take over guard duty - come join me when he gets here :twisted:
Quote by Memnoch
:idea: when we catch Mem and Sour face, shall we treat em to a back sack n crack wax? just the job i reckon - make em scream good n proper :twisted:
Sounds like a treat. We shall use wax made from thine own melted bones!!
Nonononono it's dog bone wax - haven't ya noticed ya dogs aint barking any more? And ya won't enjoy it ...good at a long slow wax i am
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
:idea: when we catch Mem and Sour face, shall we treat em to a back sack n crack wax? just the job i reckon - make em scream good n proper :twisted:
Give them young shavers the full monty - head to toe :twisted:
ahhhhhhhh tie em down and wax em....bliss...they won't dare set foot in SH Towers tonight. I'm off to bed, Jason will be along shortly to take over guard duty - come join me when he gets here :twisted:
I'll be please to do so, young lady - and I won't disappear for piquet duty tonight :rascal:
