Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
You can fugg off an' all
Strong words from a bandy legged jewish caveman. :!:
Not as strong as the kicking you'll be getting from me boot, sonny!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer mad

PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock rolleyes

Evening young lady, nice to see you - sleep well last night?
OH Cohen, I did, after i got well shagged anyway. Didn't you hear me snoring gently in your ear?
I am afraid I did not young lady, I was standing guard over the towers and yourself - not close to hear your contented sleepy mumbles, which I truely regret, mi'lady

13 Aug 2005

You're going to need a stepladder though weakling human.

13 Aug 2005

Sauron, ya gotta catch folks before ya monkeys can shit on them, yeah? so who ya caught so far?????

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Sauron, ya gotta catch folks before ya monkeys can shit on them, yeah? so who ya caught so far?????

I have the Elven witch Arwen Evenstar in my grasp as we speak..and she will suffer mightily..every perversion will be enacted upon her body unless SH towers submits to my dominion.

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Citizens of SHTowers, pay afriggintention!
I have the first hostage of the night. She goes by the name of Feisty Fiona, and a right screamer she is too. She will be slaughtered at dawn slow and painfully if you do not hand over to us the keys to the Towers!
M

Can I watch..i love to see fair maidens sorted
You can fugg off an' all
Thou darest defy Us, thou wrigglesome wretch? Then shalt thou have thy reward...
In the name of Evil, I summon the fire that will sear thine eyes and shrivel thy wimpering soul.

Take that!! :P

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
You bloody liar! I am NOT a screamer
PS, M, i escaped, i had the keys concealed about my person and you never thought to search me did ya, pillock

Whaaaaaat!! How didst thou get past My guard dog?
Cerberus!! Your heads will roll for this you putrid pooch! :x :x :x

13 Aug 2005

A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Sauron, ya gotta catch folks before ya monkeys can shit on them, yeah? so who ya caught so far?????

I have the Elven witch Arwen Evenstar in my grasp as we speak..and she will suffer mightily..every perversion will be enacted upon her body unless SH towers submits to my dominion.
We do that to her on a daily basis - she loves it :twisted: You sayin ya better than we are matey?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

A planter? Is he the new gardener then? He should be repotting the seedlings now mad

13 Aug 2005

Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.

13 Aug 2005

Don't know what you kids were on about....I just went and had a roll wink

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.

Sorry sonny, you'll have to speak English - it's what we do 'round 'ere

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.

Sorry sonny, you'll have to speak English - it's what we do 'round 'ere
Arf arf..that from a vertically challenged jewish neanderthal man

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.

Sorry sonny, you'll have to speak English - it's what we do 'round 'ere
Arf arf..that from a vertically challenged jewish neanderthal man
I told you before, big nose - or have you recovered from that kicking
What eye sees all, not your Jap's Eye, obviously, that stays in your strides

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Feisty_Fiona,
You have no idea of the depths of my perversions ...but young lady you will soon find out for yourself..Shagrat my captain of the Urequai is tracking you as we speak..you do not have long make your peace with your gods.

Had Shagrat, spat his bones out into the !

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
C'mon boy, come on in and have a pint and join us - you'll probably do more damage if you're with us

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?
Thy corns will surely pop when I toast your toes in the fire that awaits you My dear. :twisted:

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast

Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....
You gettin the drinks in darling?

13 Aug 2005

Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Memnoch
A piece of advice Memnoch from one Evil doer to another,
Get yourself a Palantir thou wilt be able to see all from afar and catch the miscreants trying to escape thy prisons.

Ah bollocks, I left it at home.
Oops, I mean...
By the flames of Hades, in My haste to crush these pitiful pixies and halfwit halflings I didst not tarry for such accoutrements. It matters not. With thee as My ally and the massed minions of hell about to join us (Oh yes, they really are... hello?), We shall visit upon these puny puppets the ravages of our merciless conquest.
Prepare for Armageddon!
Oh, my favourite fim. Shall i bring the popcorn?
Thy corns will surely pop when I toast your toes in the fire that awaits you My dear. :twisted:
Oh, a pedicure while i watch, how thoughtful. Got a lot of hard skin on me heels. Can ya do owt with it?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona

Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....
You gettin the drinks in darling?
Blood Red wine .... now spilt from which one? Minicoch or Soured-one?

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

E-N-G-L-I-S-H Sonny!!! Pally vos englishy mad

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

Look, is this just a roundabout fancy way of saaying you've got a 10" todger and the eartyh will move?
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn rolleyes

13 Aug 2005

Come Memnoch, let us feast on these weak humans and reek havoc.

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Sauron
Thy humour I sense is a defence in your fear of the shadow of my almightyness,
You are correct in your trepidation, for all the world trembles at my feet.

So that's what that awful smell is ... be a sweet devil and put ya boots back on

13 Aug 2005

Quote by Bast

Prepare for Armageddon!

Ooooh they have a DVD player here ???? One of Bruce WIllis finest and an awesome soundtrack .....
You gettin the drinks in darling?
Blood Red wine .... now spilt from which one? Minicoch or Soured-one?
Soured-one, he's turnin into a right bighead confused