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Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

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Quote by Berkules
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks mad )
Berkules by name
Berking by nature
confused
Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause> please rolleyes

Huh such is the defence this place has to offer - muscley but puny - I disdain to acknowledge such bumptious effrontery - out of my way pip-squeak!!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???

You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut! poke
I just can't get the staff after the last lot came pillaging rolleyes
Oi!!! Have a little respect, young lady - I may be old, but there's a lot to be said for experience over enthusiasm! mad
S'awright the evils are gonna win this hands down the indigs and heroes are all looking to shag eachother! We'll get 'em when their backs are turned HEHEHEHE!
Who needs saving?
I'm here to save
I'm strong :hunk:
I'm Berkules
<cue wwwresling music>
Where's Numnockers? buggered off already?
All I done was flex, behind his back too cool :hunk:
Come back ya coward!
Quote by Beelzebub
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks mad )
Berkules by name
Berking by nature
confused
Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause> please rolleyes

Huh such is the defence this place has to offer - muscley but puny - I disdain to acknowledge such bumptious effrontery - out of my way pip-squeak!!
If you got a complaint, you can get to the back of the bloody queue - my sword will point you the way. Now BUGGER OFF!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Quote by Tapste Möhn

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Quote by Beelzebubwords that I heard
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno :confused:
Quote by Tapste Möhn

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
* pours a bucket of soapy water over all the baddies*
Take that ya smelly buggers!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste Möhn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!
Quote by Tapste Möhn

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste Möhn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!
She would only have herself to blame, thinking I'm no good, just 'cos i gets a touch of lummybago now and again
Quote by Berkules
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno :confused:
Fuck off!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins lol

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one biggrin
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
C'mon you - outside!

Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate redface
Quote by Berkules
Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno :confused:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
Quote by Beelzebub
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno :confused:
Fuck off!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins lol

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
Access Denied!!!
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*
Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno :confused:
Fuck off!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins lol

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
Access Denied!!!
Shouldn't stand with me legs apart saying that if I was you mate! Besides do you know you are dealing with the great Beelze... a fuck it Beebub!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one biggrin

Ich have looked by my englisch dictionary..... am i thinking that the correct wort is Mirkin?
Quote by Berkules

C'mon you - outside!

Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate redface
Thank you anyway young man - but you need to check your distances, its 8 furlongs to a mile, not 1/2. You could be thinking of leagues *slaps Berkules on the back, in a friendly, playful manner - and watches him fly into the distance* That's a league, young man - seven miles!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* pours a bucket of soapy water over all the baddies*
Take that ya smelly buggers!

I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:
Quote by Tapste Möhn

Who let the German in then? mad

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one biggrin

It's Feckin hot up here in this fleece! :P :P :P
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*

Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?
Quote by Feisty_Fiona
:shock: watersports now is it?

Now thats just taking the pish
Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one biggrin

It's Feckin hot up here in this fleece! :P :P :P
ooooops forgot you were up there redface No wonder i couldn't walk properly :D