Masquerade Ball V - SH Towers is under attack!!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Berkules
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks )
Berkules by name
Berking by nature

Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause> please

Huh such is the defence this place has to offer - muscley but puny - I disdain to acknowledge such bumptious effrontery - out of my way pip-squeak!!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Guten Abend alles... where are the virgins???

You're too late, young man, I've already done it for you he he he he he he!
Trust these new fangled heros and what not to be so busy looking for virgins that I've already ravished them by the time they turn up! Tut! poke

I just can't get the staff after the last lot came pillaging rolleyes

Oi!!! Have a little respect, young lady - I may be old, but there's a lot to be said for experience over enthusiasm! mad

12 Aug 2005

S'awright the evils are gonna win this hands down the indigs and heroes are all looking to shag eachother! We'll get 'em when their backs are turned HEHEHEHE!

12 Aug 2005

Who needs saving?
I'm here to save
I'm strong :hunk:
I'm Berkules
<cue wwwresling music>
Where's Numnockers? buggered off already?
All I done was flex, behind his back too cool

:hunk:
Come back ya coward!

12 Aug 2005

I meant the virgins lol

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Beelzebub
Never Fear!!!
Berkules is here"""" (who just moved the fuckin exclamation marks )
Berkules by name
Berking by nature

Stand back, I am here to save the Worrrrrrrrld
<cue applause> please

Huh such is the defence this place has to offer - muscley but puny - I disdain to acknowledge such bumptious effrontery - out of my way pip-squeak!!
If you got a complaint, you can get to the back of the bloody queue - my sword will point you the way. Now BUGGER OFF!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Tapste MÃ¶hn

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I heard
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno

:confused:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Tapste MÃ¶hn

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!

12 Aug 2005

* pours a bucket of soapy water over all the baddies*
Take that ya smelly buggers!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste MÃ¶hn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Tapste MÃ¶hn

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
Nooooooo, I have Berkie and Jase to look after me, you won't get past them . My pussy's safe :smug:
Ha... your englisch sense of humour is wunderbar... but it is the first bald kat Tapste MÃ¶hn has seen... and guarded by pussies too!
She would only have herself to blame, thinking I'm no good, just 'cos i gets a touch of lummybago now and again

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Berkules
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno

:confused:
Fuck off!

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:

12 Aug 2005

My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one biggrin

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
C'mon you - outside!

Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate redface

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Berkules
Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
:confused:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Beelzebub
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno

:confused:
Fuck off!

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
Access Denied!!!

12 Aug 2005

* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Cohen The Barbarian
is the this place has to offer - muscley but - I to - out of my way

Quote by Beelzebubwords that I don't have a fuckin clue
Huh such defence puny disdain acknowledge such bumptious effrontery pip-squeak!!

Could you run that by me once more Beebub (a loobub, she's my baby :karaoke: )
dunno

:confused:
Fuck off!

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
I meant the virgins

C'mere my little feisty one - I can show you a thing or two with a horn on it! :twisted: :twisted:
Access Denied!!!
Shouldn't stand with me legs apart saying that if I was you mate! Besides do you know you are dealing with the great Beelze... a fuck it Beebub!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one

Ich have looked by my englisch dictionary..... am i thinking that the correct wort is Mirkin?

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Berkules

C'mon you - outside!

Come on Cohen mate, lets go rumble
<Friendly slaps on the back>
<walks 2 miles to retrieve Cohen>
Sorry about that mate redface

Thank you anyway young man - but you need to check your distances, its 8 furlongs to a mile, not 1/2. You could be thinking of leagues *slaps Berkules on the back, in a friendly, playful manner - and watches him fly into the distance* That's a league, young man - seven miles!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* pours a bucket of soapy water over all the baddies*
Take that ya smelly buggers!

I might not be the handsomeestist of folks but I is clean, I just bathed in fresh pee :angel:

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Tapste MÃ¶hn

Who let the German in then?

Ah i am thinking that fraulein fiona is liking me.... i shall raaaaaaaaaavish you Fraulein fiona.... oh yes i will !
C'mon you - outside!
I am already outside.... Dumbkopf! Though i would put on a pair of lederhosen over those grey saggy unterwear you have... it is cold out here..
You're already outside? That's ok then - easier to keep you from breaking in. I heard you couldn't break a hymen amongst 100 nymphomaniac virgins!

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one

It's Feckin hot up here in this fleece! :P :P :P

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
* sidles up to Cohen*
Come on sweetheart, I didn't say you were bad, i meant i couldn't find any virgins.
* nuzzles Cohen's neck*

Thank you young lady. Now would you like a drink first, or are you's an traditional girl?

12 Aug 2005

:shock: watersports now is it?

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Feisty_Fiona
:shock: watersports now is it?

Now thats just taking the pish

12 Aug 2005

Quote by Jason Wheresmyargonaughts
My pussies bite sweetheart. And i have a fleece to warm my bald one

It's Feckin hot up here in this fleece! :P :P :P
ooooops forgot you were up there redface

No wonder i couldn't walk properly :D