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Christopher__Lee
Warming the Bed
Quote by groucho
right oh gilbert lets play the other way round......eeer my guess is your....eeerrrr .....Will Carling !!

lol :lol: :lol:
montmorency
Warming the Bed
Mr Lee,
By the way, are you the father of Bruce Lee? I only ask because I was thrown out of the the Hammersmith 'Dragon King' last week and they still have my credit card. I thought Bruce might be able to put in a good foot, sorry word, for me, and get it back. It is an egg Card and might well be bacteriologically challenged by now.
M.
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
A decision is needed and I'm gonna make it!!! We will continue with this game until the GFZ shuts on Sunday night. Anyone not happy with that, report to my office at 1300 hours (that's 1 pm WBB!!!!)
Right that give me time to find a disguise cos I have been out tonight and missed it!!!
well_busty_babe
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Anyone not happy with that, report to my office at 1300 hours (that's 1 pm WBB!!!!)

mad yeah.. i will be there!!!!!! i am coming as SGT BILKOS WORST nightmare!!!!!!!! evil
Missy
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
mad yeah.. i will be there!!!!!! i am coming as SGT BILKOS WORST nightmare!!!!!!!! evil

Mrs Bilko?
:lol2:
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
is it ok for me to rest in here between liasons?
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
mad yeah.. i will be there!!!!!! i am coming as SGT BILKOS WORST nightmare!!!!!!!! evil

Mrs Bilko?
:lol2:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So you've met her then??? confused :?
Unknown User
Oh the Ballroom is empty!
Well I shall just have to pleasure myself until the other guests arrive.
(or should that be 'keep myself amused')
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
(or should that be 'keep myself amused')

it's "keep ONESELF amused! rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by lucrezia borgia

(or should that be 'keep myself amused')

it's "keep ONESELF amused! rolleyes
I shall consider myself told
:roll:
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!
Unknown User
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

And I was about to say that I feel your charater has been most maligned throughout history!
Mr Darcy - Help!!!!!!!!!
The__Prisoner
Warming the Bed
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

And I was about to say that I feel your charater has been most maligned throughout history!
Mr Darcy - Help!!!!!!!!!
i am glad to see we understand each other.
its so hard trying to makes oneself clear to strangers, thats one of the reasons i prefer to keep it in the family! wink
Unknown User
Oh No 6!
I feel you have come to my rescue!
Be still my beating heart.
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Prisoner
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
a great help kind sir!
perhaps you can ponder on my lack of education when my husband , the Count, has you thrown in the dungeon! biggrin
The__Prisoner
Warming the Bed
Quote by Elizabeth Bennett
Oh No 6!
I feel you have come to my rescue!
Be still my beating heart.

Have no fear Miss Bennett. I would like to say that I am number one around here, but, I am not. In fact, identifying Number One is proving rather difficult. In fact, I have been working on it since 29th September 1967.
Would you care for a game of chess?
No.6.
Unknown User
Another time I would be delighted to join you in a game of chess, however I have partaken of a little too much champagne and feeling more than a little strange.
Perhaps another day?
Lizze (hic) (burb) oh redface pardon me
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Mr. Prisoner,
Please feel free to idle away you time playing chess and partaking in other entertainments.
Did I mention that one of the favourite pastimes of myself and my brothers is to shoot un-armed CRIMINALS in the courtyard, with a crossbow from the balcony above?
The__Prisoner
Warming the Bed
Quote by lucrezia borgia
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
a great help kind sir!
perhaps you can ponder on my lack of education when my husband , the Count, has you thrown in the dungeon! biggrin
Madam
Being thrown INTO the dungeon holds no terror. Remember, I have already been a prisoner since 1967. Also, your use of commas indicates a level of education that you are trying to disguise. Mmmmmm.
Care for a ride in a Rover?
No. 6.
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Prisoner
Enough of your insolence or I shall have you bound and thrown in the Tiber!

Lucrezia
If we are being grammatically correct, shouldn't that be thrown 'into' the Tiber?
I surmise that you may be having trouble in translating from your native Latin. The action of being thrown in would be indicated by Tiber being in Accusative form whilst the result of being thrown in would be indicated by Ablative form.
I hope this is of assistance.
No.6.
a great help kind sir!
perhaps you can ponder on my lack of education when my husband , the Count, has you thrown in the dungeon! biggrin
Madam
Being thrown INTO the dungeon holds no terror. Remember, I have already been a prisoner since 1967. Also, your use of commas indicates a level of education that you are trying to disguise. Mmmmmm.
Care for a ride in a Rover?
No. 6.
A rover?
Is that one of those new-fangled glass carriages?
I fear I have not the heart to step foot on one - I hear they can travel at speeds of up to 12 miles per hour!
As for my education, I admit it was of the highest standard, I am most highly skilled in the arts of seduction, murder and intrigue!
miss__whiplash1
Warming the Bed
Ooooh
A ball
and I LOVE balls.........
just thinking of them, well it makes my mouth water......?
lucrezia__borgia
Warming the Bed
Quote by miss whiplash
Ooooh
A ball
and I LOVE balls.........
just thinking of them, well it makes my mouth water......?

miss whiplash,
welcome to the ball.
may i ask, are you related to the official whipper and lasher employed by my father to keep the peasants under control?
Dan__Solo
Casanova
Great idea
I would be up for that !!
Just let me know the time and I will be there
Or will I ?????????blink
Dan wink
Unknown User
Quote by Dan Solo
Great idea
I would be up for that !!
Just let me know the time and I will be there
Or will I ????????? blink
Dan wink

Mr Solo - what have you done with young Mr Skywalker?
Miss E. Bennett
Dan__Solo
Casanova
Well Miss Bennett
I have him working with my wookie !! If you will pardon the expression !! blink
Thank you for enquiring all the same rotflmao
Cheers Dan xxx wink
westerross
Sex God
I thought this was a good idea when I saw it first. But as I have run out of e-mail addresses and I have failed to register as Eli Wallach I think it is puerile and the sooner it is over the better lol :lol: :!:
MrsFC
Sex God
SARRRRRRGE !!!!!! Reporting outside your orifice SIR !!!!!!
I Wish for this thread to carry on alongside with the GFZ every weekend as I have STILL to find something to wear!!!!! evil :evil: :evil:
PS Anyone think as I say I
gilbert
Orgasminator
Quote by westerross
I thought this was a good idea when I saw it first. But as I have run out of e-mail addresses and I have failed to register as Eli Wallach I think it is puerile and the sooner it is over the better lol :lol: :!:

TE me and thee both... I have tried to re register but I either get address wrong or omething with E mail.... Suspect I am not clever enouugh to be so scizophremnic..
damnwho was I to be ... alan Alda...
but alas I can't do it
so I will stay as the guy with strange shaped etc etc
so is groucho Easy? and is Calamity Alex and elizabeth Monmorency?
Fozzie is Sarge?
maybe?
someone has to start guessing
Gil