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your guess is incorrect this time
a clue...I've posted before in rhyme
perhaps one more before my bed
even I dont know whats in my head
"groucho " is the "other" bard.
to work that out is not hard.
Good Lord!! I don't think I can handle this on a Friday night (or any other time, come to that). I have enough trouble remembering who I am at the best of times without registering as someone else so that I can sign in as someone different and pretend to be someone I am not just to see if other people who are also signing in under assumed identities can guess who I am or not.
:crazy: Frankly, I am so confused now that I wouldn't be able to tell them if they were right or wrong. In fact I am quite likely to believe that I am whoever they say I am.
Dammit!! I knew I didn't like being sober for a reason!!! :eeek:
WHERE'S JAGS??????
:cry:
I'm here sweetheart - hale, hearty and whole!! And not suffering from split personality at all...
Snogs
I havn't a clue at the moment guys are the clues there or are we just not picking them up. Keep it going cos we are having fun trying to guess here
Hey, great to be back !!
Great show last night - loved the ball and ended up signing autographs for my entire audience....then he went home !
OMG !!
:shock:
Miss Piggy !!!!
Is Ratzo there too ?? - we've been working on a new act ! God knows, I need one !
lucrezia dear these clues of mine
are in the simplist form of rhyme
they are but very tentative stuff
but honest they are, I do not bluff
I've had a go at poems now thrice
but didnt even scratch the ice
A clue I think I'll throw a bone
I hardly ever go into the girl free zone
Quote by groucho
your guess is incorrect this time
a clue...I've posted before in rhyme
perhaps one more before my bed
even I dont know whats in my head

RHYMES!
fed up guessing now, so,
Mr groucho,
Are you Montmorency?
Quote by willxx69
Good Lord!! I don't think I can handle this on a Friday night (or any other time, come to that). I have enough trouble remembering who I am at the best of times without registering as someone else so that I can sign in as someone different and pretend to be someone I am not just to see if other people who are also signing in under assumed identities can guess who I am or not.
:crazy: Frankly, I am so confused now that I wouldn't be able to tell them if they were right or wrong. In fact I am quite likely to believe that I am whoever they say I am.
:

Last time I saw somebody that good with words it was my agent drafting my contract - thats why I'm paying HIM for me to work here tonight !! rolleyes
hey fozzie nice to see you working again.
biggrin
Quote by groucho
hey fozzie nice to see you working again.
biggrin

Yeah, two bookings in a row - my record !
I gotta feeling that the others have all gone to a film premiere or something......
Quote by groucho
I gotta feeling that the others have all gone to a film premiere or something......

Yeah, I figure that if we got together for a comedy double act right now we'd outnumber our audience by two !
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can I get a rootbeer over here?
yeap....what ya like with a banjo cos I know a couple a tube stations where we might get a few coins tossed into yer hat..........
do you wanna close the door and turn off the lights on the way out or shall I..............
heeeeyyy !!
How you doin fonze.....
Hey, Fonzie !!
I've heard the audience on your show - are they free for hire ?
Fonz ..... you don wanna rootin tootin root beer!!
Make mine a sarspirilly while yer there
YeeeeeeHaaarrrr
:twisted:
jeez the film premiere must have finished good to see you guys back........
Quote by Calamity Jane
Fonz ..... you don wanna rootin tootin root beer!!
Make mine a sarspirilly while yer there
YeeeeeeHaaarrrr
:twisted:

Hey Jane !!
Have you just come in on the stage ?
My audience normally want me on the stage - the first one outta here !!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Foooooozzie in the house !
Calamity,
I am 'dead wood'; could you divert your stage via Portmeirion and get me out of this place?
I've been playing chess with No.2 for 37 years and it's getting tiresome
No.6
Quote by Fozzie Bear
Have you just come on the stage ?

:shock:
Quote by groucho

Have you just come on the stage ?

:shock:
Are you misquoting me Groucho ?
You'll lose Marx for that !
Quote by The Prisoner
I've been playing chess with No.2 for 37 years and it's getting tiresome

Chess!! why that aint no man sport, thats for city gentlemen types. You wanna get your hand round a pistol - but yerrrrr betta be careful if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!
sorry fozzie thought you were away.........
didnt think you would notice
Quote by Calamity Jane
if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!

I saw the doctor last week - and he said just the same !!
Quote by Fozzie Bear
Hey, Fonzie !!
I've heard the audience on your show - are they free for hire ?

Yeah They're out back checling out my 'cycle.
Quote by groucho
heeeeyyy !!
How you doin fonze.....

Cool. Hey nice caterpiller. Looking sharp.
Quote by Calamity Jane
Fonz ..... you don wanna rootin tootin root beer!!
Make mine a sarspirilly while yer there
YeeeeeeHaaarrrr
:twisted:

Put it on ice toots. I've got a little buisness to take care of first. wink
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Fozzie, youuuu wanna bring your fuzzy self to The Golden Garter .... why if they don't laugh at you, I will surely dress up in one of them injuns with a papoose over my shoulder for your next show
Wow, that was some move on Jane........
Hmmmmm - Fozzie....Fonzie............
Damn, one letter out ! He gets the 'cycle and I get the battered hat !