Masquerade Ball

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Calamity Jane
Fozzie, youuuu wanna bring your fuzzy self to The Golden Garter .... why if they don't laugh at you, I will surely dress up in one of them injuns with a papoose over my shoulder for your next show

Fuzzy ? Me ?
Maybe I need a razor.......a damn good razor !

11 Jun 2004

the fonze has nicked calamity jane
and left fozzie looking on in awe
he cant compete for her charms
with a hand up his arse to work his jaw

11 Jun 2004

Quote by groucho
the fonze has nicked calamity jane
and left fozzie looking on in awe
he cant compete for her charms
with a hand up his arse to work his jaw

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Jun 2004

Why Groucho, I can take ye all on, why, if I can't then my name ain't Camality Jane!

11 Jun 2004

Shit, I meant Calamity Jane!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Calamity Jane
Why Groucho, I can take ye all on, why, if I can't then my name ain't Camality Jane!

You'll take us all on ?
Thats the sort of show I'd rather be in the audience for !!

11 Jun 2004

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AAAAYYYYYYYYY biggrin

11 Jun 2004

Quote by The Fonz
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11 Jun 2004

Quote by Calamity Jane
I've been playing chess with No.2 for 37 years and it's getting tiresome

Chess!! why that aint no man sport, thats for city gentlemen types. You wanna get your hand round a pistol - but yerrrrr betta be careful if ya never done it before, you're mighty likely to shoot before yore ready!!!
Calamity
I am sure I am no match for your wild, frontier character. But, I was King Edward (and stuffed Jags' bunch) , and Danger Man, and drove a truck in 'Hell Drivers' with Sid James. I might take you a ride on my bicycle, along Portmeirion Sands. And I have visited 'The Windy City' or at least the Balti Quarter of Birmingham. So, maybe we could the 'Tennessee Waltz ' together?
No 6 (Patrick)

11 Jun 2004

Quote by The Fonz
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Whyyyy you good for nothin low down scoundrel - I ain't one of them there lipstick smudgin, booty jigglin, frilled up workin ladies from the corner!
You do that finger clickin stuff round these parts, you'll end up with a gun against your groin quicker than you can say 'theres a gun coming for my groin'

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Fozzie Bear
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That's cool. I can respect that you've got to do your thing Fozzie.............
But not while I'm trying to get my mojo working. So make like a tree and scatter. :P lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

11 Jun 2004

{Fozzie tries to think what will impress Jane after shiny motorbikes and acting credits seem to put him in the shade.......}
Ah !!!
{Fozzie removes hat, looks at Jane, smiles.......and waggles his ears}

11 Jun 2004

Hey Jane I got you a little present.
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It's an automatic pistol cleaner. lol

:P

11 Jun 2004

Quote by The Prisoner
Calamity
I am sure I am no match for your wild, frontier character. But, I was King Edward (and stuffed Jags' bunch) , and Danger Man, and drove a truck in 'Hell Drivers' with Sid James. I might take you a ride on my bicycle, along Portmeirion Sands. And I have visited 'The Windy City' or at least the Balti Quarter of Birmingham. So, maybe we could the 'Tennessee Waltz ' together?
No 6 (Patrick)

No 6 - this town ain't big enough for you and your white ball ...... and it sure is hard to dance both in these hobnail boots and with that goddam ball bouncing around. Howja like to just slam a couple o tequilas with a fair game o' poker.
*Sticks a shard of mirror against the white ball*

11 Jun 2004

These guys are really tryin hard
to get in janes affections
me thinks that things might go so wrong
when she whips out her two weapons

11 Jun 2004

Quote by groucho
These guys are really tryin hard
to get in janes affections
me thinks that things might go so wrong
when she whips out her two weapons

I think me and Fozzie are hoping she'll whip out a couple of weapons of a different kind. wink

Or am I wrong Fozzie, my little fury amigo?

11 Jun 2004

All these clever rhymes - I just want Jane to get a little bear !!
wink

11 Jun 2004

groucho is gettin old
its time he went to bed
tomorrow is another day
another change of head
a clue before I go upstairs
would be good. of course
I couldnt ride alongside jane
I'm crap upon a horse!!

11 Jun 2004

Miss Calamity
Your shard of mirror is useless against 'Rover'. I have tried to damage him with my razor wit, and have failed. But, I would love to 'slam a tequila', whatever that means. Is this an American custom? Like starting wars, or destroying world trade? Do you know Mr Bush? Maybe youi might find him useful for target -practice.
No 6(Patrick)

11 Jun 2004

Tut- tut tut tut-tut wave

11 Jun 2004

Yeah, I gotta beat it as well.
Can I give you a ride Groucho?
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11 Jun 2004

No6 - I don't know no Bush man .... ar bet he ain't as important as ar very own deadwood sheriff. Why, when he speaks the whole town listens.
What is it with my clothes! these are them there workin clothes and I don't mean street workin clothes. I may have a body that could make messy trousers, but I don't wanna be just a body ........ I wanna be taken for ma shooting skills - why I don't think no lady could shoot a pistol as quick as I can.

11 Jun 2004

This bear is gonna be leaving the stage too soon - makes a change to leave and not get dragged off !

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Tut- tut tut tut-tut

Someone heat that fire back up ...... I think I've just caught us our supper guys

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Calamity Jane
Someone heat that fire back up ...... I think I've just caught us our supper guys

Tut Tut

:x :x

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
Someone heat that fire back up ...... I think I've just caught us our supper guys

Tut Tut

:x :x
What's that Skip?
Gordon Ramsey Skip?
Edwina Currie has Kangaroo Burgers as her 'special' Skip?
Fair go , mate.
Been nice knowin' yer: I needed a new pair of trainers anyway.
(calamity, do your stuff)
Bye Skip
No worries , mate?

11 Jun 2004

:flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Tut Tut

11 Jun 2004

Why I can't shoot the little critter now he's looked at me with them there big brown eyes.
He even has a pocket for his rifle ........
why Skippy, you're as female as me, or ma name ain't Calamity Jane

11 Jun 2004

To you all, goodnight from this furry brown bear - and to Skippy, for your conduct already, I'd just like to say......Tut tut !!! lol

11 Jun 2004

Quote by Calamity Jane
Why I can't shoot the little critter now he's looked at me with them there big brown eyes.

I can :twisted: