am i right in assuming that the masquerade ball will be "unmasked" on sunday evening? and that we will be arranging a new date for everyone who was not around to join in the next one?
Madame WBB
Do you really think that we should unmask?
Perhaps it would be more amusing to retain the mystery, but store the costumes until the next ball!
Besides - I still haven't found my Mr Darcy!
Mind you I am quite taken with Mr Lee and No 6.
Miss E. Bennett
Virginal spinster of the Parish
sigh.... we wont know who u all are then!!!!!!! sob sob sob lol
Eeeerrr! wats this place then....I dunno well miss la de da Bennett
Well good afternoon Mistress Doolittle
And how are you this fine afternoon.
I would like to say that I, for one, have no intention of removing my clothes!
My mother would have an attack of the vapours!
Miss E. Bennett
My nama isa Eli. Eli Darcy. I played Pride weeth a leeetle beet of Prejudice ina the Magnificent Seven - Huh beleeva me? Huh?
Wow - who ees thees Meesa Bennetta Huh? A leetle beet haughty donna you thinka heh? (Buggrit - always fancied Doris Day really!)
Perhaps eli needs some correction....?
I bet I can cure your stammer hunny?
mmmmmmm
And I hope where you are going hunny, you have been eating lots of hot chilli's and got a hot tongue???
Meesa Bennetta - where isa youra leetle seester. I wanta to go and sava her froma the eeveel Meester Weekham soa we cana get it ona Heh?
you can always park outside my home hunny and water your horse in my trough?
Okaya - I'll get een my leetle Austen and bea righta overa!
oh...
I just love a man with those BIG bullets....
Youa thinka my bullets are a-biga - you ain't seena nothing yeta!
Ohh hunny...
I hope that is a PISTOL in your pocket...?
Hey hunny
with me he will get more than the two shots in....?
I hope the 'tash' is smearproof...?
Mr Wallach,
You may recall that I was once in an episode of 'The Prisoner' called 'Do not Forsake Me', which had a 'Western' theme (a genre I am very fond of...as I have said before??). I don't think you are treating these good ladies with respect. and need to be taught how we British deal with thugs.
Meet me at The Old Churchyard, with your friend from 'Rawhide', and we will have a 'shoot out ' to the chimes of an old fob watch. Please ensure this is not a Virgin Trains watch, or else we could be there an awfully long time.
And please do not insult Miss Bennett again or I may be forced to give you one of my long., moody, 1960's matinee stares..
Until later
No. 6 (Patrick)
Good evening to you all. I thought I would have a stroll, and leave Professor Higgins at home with his grammer phone.
It is so nice to meet you all.
:x :x
