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H__x
Sex God
Quote by goose35
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them lol

On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, . . . . . .
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
rotflmao
Technicaly yes though she might have a few other select word for you :lol:
What, like "Don't Stop!"?
H.x
I was looking from the angle of Dammy being a tease :lol:
So was I.
H.x
celestria
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
rotflmao
Probably one of those "you had to be there" moments; but . . . . . . .
HLB walks thought he back door.
Hug and cuddle/How was your day sort of thing.
We've not made it out of the kitchen yet rolleyes
HLB "I'm thirsty"
Obviously I have to whip out Mr PotatoHead and offer to give her something to drink.
As she bends to have a taste, I withdraw and put him away.
"No no - he's got all day on him"
The look on her face was priceless and made me :giggle: like a girl.
Selfish ??????????????????? dunno but I'll probably have to pay later redface

I think you should now go away and post a new thread with the tittle "101 ways I've p****d my other half off" because that's just a classic :giggle:
Pssttt... did she ask "so have you done anything today I should know about" first???
Unknown User
Think my wires are crossed lol
My head hurts :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by H-x
So was I.
H.x

I can be
I don't think she's seen the thread yet and she hasn't done the "Have you been good today?"
So I think I'm safe for a while redface
Unknown User
Quote by celestria
Pssttt... did she ask "so have you done anything today I should know about" first???

Just ! ! !
bolt
Unknown User
Ah - she's been busy in the Steam Room.
But ...................................
incoming (TM Darkfire)
bolt
HornyLittleBlonde
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
rotflmao

No that falls into the "You rotten bar steward" category biggrin
Quote by dambuster
I don't think she's seen the thread yet and she hasn't done the "Have you been good today?"
So I think I'm safe for a while redface

Wrong!!!
HappyHerts69
Sexpert
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Or . . . . . . .
No that falls into the "You rotten bar steward" category biggrin

No, we think that falls into the "Brave man should sleep with one eye open category!"
Unknown User
Told u she would have some choice names. Sefish being a relativly nice one lol
Tania
Orgasminator
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?
Unknown User
Wasteful ?
dunno
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Tania
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Lack of stamina, I think? rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, and yuo tell them your not in the mood, then sneak off to see Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters ..................
that might be construed as cheating dunno

Well... how unattractive, unsexy and worthless did I feel when my ex boyfriend used to prefer pleasuring himself whilst looking at porn online to having sex with me – it went on for months! :cry:
I wouldn't have minded but he wasn't doing it ‘in addition’ to our sex life but at the expense of. It's not like I wasn't into sex and I made a bloody big effort to no avail. Needless to say after we split up (for various reasons) it took me a long while to get over.
:kick:
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I think it was Woody Allen who said that masterbation is making love to one of the people you most admire in the world.
robhambledon
Master of Sex
yes to everyone ........I was bored and it was just a random thought at that moment......not quite creative but there you have it...... smile
if nothing else it stirred up quite a few funny responses ...don`t you think? and a few well ??????????you can think to much into somethings
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Quote by Tania
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Selfish twat ? dunno
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
...Well... how unattractive, unsexy and worthless did I feel when my ex boyfriend used to prefer pleasuring himself whilst looking at porn online to having sex with me – it went on for months! :cry: I wouldn't have minded but he wasn't doing it ‘in addition’ to our sex life but at the expense of. It's not like I wasn't into sex and I made a bloody big effort to no avail...
I'm sure you gonna be making up for lost time in your own way after that waste-o-space! :therethere:
Quote by Pete_sw
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, and yuo tell them your not in the mood, then sneak off to see Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters
that might be construed as cheating dunno
lol
ahem... "On the other hand" I bet it would it be cheating if you were ambidextrous? :giggle:
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Quote by redpantherman
...Well... how unattractive, unsexy and worthless did I feel when my ex boyfriend used to prefer pleasuring himself whilst looking at porn online to having sex with me – it went on for months! :cry: I wouldn't have minded but he wasn't doing it ‘in addition’ to our sex life but at the expense of. It's not like I wasn't into sex and I made a bloody big effort to no avail...
I'm sure you gonna be making up for lost time in your own way after that waste-o-space! :therethere:
Thanks RPM kiss
Yes I've made up for it since we split and as we still have friends in common I happen to know that he's not really had a regular girlfriend in the last 4 years. I'll just have to console myself with knowing that he's highly unlikely to find another woman who's so giving and kinky in that department! :rascal:
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by Kiss_Me
...knowing that he's highly unlikely to find another woman who's so giving and kinky...
So he wont bother joining SH then :giggle: rotflmao :giggle:
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Quote by Tania
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated ...........................?

i used to have this problem with an ex of mine..............she used to go a little barmy that i had apparently wasted both hardness and cum without her...........
anyway, she was an arse who moaned about everything there was to moan about ( aswell as things that a sane person wouldnt have even thought of) and shes well and truly history now.......... probably still moaning to some new unforfunate bloke whose soon to realise that having a fit arse , body and fantastic sexual skills isnt worth the headache.
in my view its about performance, if you have worn yourself out and your partners not getting fulfilled because youve been jerking off, fantasising about others, and youre not taking care of your lover because you cant controll youself......... i can see why its regarded as cheating why your partner would be upset..........
if however, as i used to say....... im multi-orgasmic so it doesnt matter................. it doesnt matter..............
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Quote by Bloke2005
God.... my bum hurts today confused

:shock: :shock: lol
Sorry, must be my warped sense of humor, but that little addition to the thread that came out of nowhere made me laugh :lol:
Tony
celestria
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
God.... my bum hurts today confused

:shock: :shock: lol
Sorry, must be my warped sense of humor, but that little addition to the thread that came out of nowhere made me laugh :lol:
Tony
Me too... was going to offer to pick the splinters from excessive fence sitting duties out for him but I don't think bloke would have appreciated my offer :lol:
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Quote by redpantherman
...knowing that he's highly unlikely to find another woman who's so giving and kinky...
So he wont bother joining SH then :giggle: rotflmao :giggle:
:giggle:
Well he could join - in fact I'm off to go looking for him! :shock: And if I find him I will swiftly :kick:
:twisted:
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Selfish twat ? dunno
Do I have to give you (of all people) a basic anatomy lesson. . lol
DavenChris
Forum Virgin
Masturbation can be an important part of lovemaking. It can be, and in our experience is, a great fun. When apart we often telephone each other at night and masturbate 'on line' whilst having a very sexy chat. Its a prelude to something great!
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Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Selfish twat ? dunno
Do I have to give you (of all people) a basic anatomy lesson. . lol
I'm a nurse hunni but hey if it's practical rather than theory, I'm listening :twisted:
tmann
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Selfish twat ? dunno
Do I have to give you (of all people) a basic anatomy lesson. . lol
I'm a nurse hunni but hey if it's practical rather than theory, I'm listening :twisted:
I know you are a nurse (hence you of all people) I have seen you carrying the lamp, and I have read your profile. Am I an exception, or are you teasing.
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Say your woman has been gagging all day to get your cock but you have masturbated on the internet at work and come home all fulfilled and ready for your dinner and nap on the sofa... what category would that fall under?

Selfish twat ? dunno
Do I have to give you (of all people) a basic anatomy lesson. . lol
I'm a nurse hunni but hey if it's practical rather than theory, I'm listening :twisted:
I know you are a nurse (hence you of all people) I have seen you carrying the lamp, and I have read your profile. Am I an exception, or are you teasing.
innocent
tmann
Sex God
Oh well, if a job is worth doing do it yourself.
robhambledon
Master of Sex
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Oh well, if a job is worth doing do it yourself.

quite agree, as the saying goes "women are alright......but....you can`t beat the real thing"
or is that a contradiction.......about not be able to beat the real thing ......thought that was exactly what you would be doing........there I go rambling again.......now where did I start???? rolleyes