masturbation--is it cheating?,is it selfish?or is it just having a damn good time to yourself.
i suspect its having a damn good time to yourself.....where better to indulge your own virtual fantasies than in your own head? :grin: :
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Sexpert
As masturbation only involves yourself, who on Earth could be be cheating?
"Sorry my love, but i've been having an affair with my penis!"
"That's ok hunny, i've been sleeping with my pussy behind your back!"
:P
"Sorry my love, but i've been having an affair with my penis!"
"That's ok hunny, i've been sleeping with my pussy behind your back!"
:P
Mod
You're bored, aren't you, Rob??? :shock:
Mal
Mal
Quote by goose35
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
I might try this little speech later . . . . . .
"It's no you good getting all pussy twitchy now. I offered to put it in your mouth earlier, but you were having none of it; claiming to be too busy cooking tea ! ! ! - I'm having this one to myself for half an hour
" 
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Sex God
Quote by goose35
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, and yuo tell them your not in the mood, then sneak off to see Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters ..................
that might be construed as cheating
:lol:
Quote by dambuster
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
I might try this little speech later . . . . . .
"It's no you good getting all pussy twitchy now. I offered to put it in your mouth earlier, but you were having none of it; claiming to be too busy cooking tea ! ! ! - I'm having this one to myself for half an hour
"I'd wait till you can run faster than her for that one Dammie!
H.x
Quote by Pete_sw
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, . . . . . .
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
Quote by dambuster
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
I might try this little speech later . . . . . .
"It's no you good getting all pussy twitchy now. I offered to put it in your mouth earlier, but you were having none of it; claiming to be too busy cooking tea ! ! !- I'm having this one to myself for half an hour
"Don't forget to wash your hands :lol:
:whistling: Sexpert
I suppose it's cheating if, without permission, I use another woman's pussy, mouth or hands to masturbate with, or Mrs Suffolk uses another mans dick to bring herself off with! Unless it's a celeb. Like most couples we have the celeb clause in our vows! :P
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
I suppose it's cheating if, without permission, I use another woman's pussy, mouth or hands to masturbate with, or Mrs Suffolk uses another mans dick to bring herself off with! Unless it's a celeb. Like most couples we have the celeb clause in our vows! :P
Ahhh now this I have to ask.. does the celeb clause include swinging heaven celebs too?
Sexpert
There is no clause for that, as clauses should be because of "Exceptions to the rule" :D
Quote by dambuster
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, . . . . . .
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
Technicaly yes though she might have a few other select word for you :lol:
Quote by goose35
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, . . . . . .
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
Technicaly yes though she might have a few other select word for you :lol:
What, like "Don't Stop!"?
H.x
Sexpert
Quote by goose35
There is no clause for that, as clauses should be because of "Exceptions to the rule" :D
It's in Heading 1, sub-section 2, paragraph 3
At first we thought when it said "triplicate" it meant 3 copies, but now we know it means 3 people :lol:
Quote by H-x
It's only selfish if someone else want to do it for you but u won't let them
On the other hand, if your partner is up for a bit of rumpy pumpy,, . . . . . .
Or . . . . . . .
How about when I tie "someone" to the bed, then kneel close enough to run the tip of my raging hard on across her full, wet, wanting, and slightly parted lips while I wank slowly with one hand and stroke her pussy with the other . . . . .; but any sign of her opening her mouth, or trying to raise her head so she can get it in her mouth - I lean away so she just can't quite reach . . . . .
Would that fall into the selfish category ???????
Technicaly yes though she might have a few other select word for you :lol:
What, like "Don't Stop!"?
H.x
I was looking from the angle of Dammy being a tease :lol:
Quote by dambuster
I'd wait till you can run faster than her for that one Dammie!
H.x
You know what ?
If she doesn't see this thread, I might just risk it later :grin:
:giggle:
:rotflmao:
Probably one of those "you had to be there" moments; but . . . . . . .
HLB walks thought he back door.
Hug and cuddle/How was your day sort of thing.
We've not made it out of the kitchen yet
HLB "I'm thirsty"
Obviously I have to whip out Mr PotatoHead and offer to give her something to drink.
As she bends to have a taste, I withdraw and put him away.
"No no - he's got all day on him"
The look on her face was priceless and made me :giggle: like a girl.
Selfish ???????????????????
but I'll probably have to pay later 
