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Masturbation is bad for you...t'interwebs sez so!!

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and the shameful people that do so are easily spotted!!

Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy.
It is vital for parents to personally prepare their teens for puberty. This can be an overwhelming and frightening time for children. Their bodies change in painful and unexpected ways. Leviticus 22:4 states, “If a descendant of Aaron has an infectious skin disease or a bodily discharge, he may not eat the sacred offerings until he is cleansed. He will also be unclean if he touches something defiled by a corpse or by anyone who has an emission of semen.” The danger this passage suggests has been proven by contemporary medical science, not just with the spread of STDs, but also because masturbation is directly connected to yeast infections in women and prostate cancer in young men (see “Masturbation May Cause Cancer”). In extreme cases, it has been known to lead to such dire scenarios as retarded ejaculation, urethral trauma and penile fracture.
“Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so he put him to death also.” –Genesis 38:9-10
For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand. The connection to workplace safety is evident, particularly with men operating heavy machinery or dangerous equipment. These are the very sorts of people who need to be completely focused and when their distractions and fatigues take over, the productivity of our workplaces suffers. In offices, internet porn is the most common cause of procrastination and another drain on the economy.
Despite the warnings of doctors and religious scholars, masturbation still remains very popular in America. As a society, this degree of self-manipulation goes too far in familiarizing men and women with their bodies. These people become less active in their communities and begin to see themselves as sexual predators whose sole purpose is to climax at the end of the night. Masturbation has had a ruinous effect on the institution of marriage. Countless couples have been destroyed by porn addiction, many other men have just given up on the idea of marriage because they prefer to pleasure themselves whenever they choose, free from the interruptions of family life.
LOVING VIGILANCE: WHAT TO LOOK FOR
To help turn the tide on this crisis, it’s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst. Maternal wisdom has long stated that oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long steamy showers and a pungent bleach-like odor on one’s bedsheets are all red flags of masturbation invasion. One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear. The internet also makes it much easier for parents to identify a child’s masturbation habits. For health and safety, every adult should read the article “Protecting Our Children” from Christian Assemblies International about monitoring your kid’s web browsing history. Another helpful suggestion is to avoid laptops and keep the family computer in a public space like the TV room where web surfing can be watched closely. For a good discussion on the topic, read Amber Cooper’s article, “Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?”
Do Some People Have an Instinct For Spotting Masturbators?
There are people who claim they can identify a masturbator with one glance. It’s not magic, but solid human observation. Up to a half an hour after the act, the perpetrator’s face has several telltale signs. Facial muscles are far more relaxed than they normally are, minimizing the depth of creases and fine lines. On the other hand, the flesh of the cheeks and forehead is puffy and pink, flush with heightened circulation. There is evidence of fatigue everywhere, from a low hanging jaw to glassy eyes. This is compounded by a general guilt or nervousness as seen in the eyes and posture. It is the apparent contradiction of these characteristics– physically relaxed but psychologically bubbling with a shameful secret– that is the greatest indicator that someone has just masturbated.
The graph below is a detailed exploration of the habits and appearances of the addicted self-abuser. This young man is putting his future at risk by devoting more time to masturbation than to looking for employment, socializing within his community and preparing himself for marriage. If pushed, he will lie, cheat and steal to support his habit. Many college students fall victim to this lifestyle.

so all those orange ladies you see...nope its not from too much St Tropez spray tan...its from to much foraging in their lady-gardens!!!
Must be some lady wanking going on in my bit of Merseyside then! :lol2:
Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:
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Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:

Me too!!
I'm waiting for the bolt of lightening to strike me down!! :scared:
Quote by Trixie_D-Lish
Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:

Me too!!
I'm waiting for the bolt of lightening to strike me down!! :scared:
Must... Not... Post...
Oh, sod it. Can't resist
I was so hoping this was just a wind up, but knowing the American Chistian right, I fear that it is probably genuine. As always, people who quote The Bible when it comes to morality or sexuality are always quoting selectively. The Bible is actually a collection of books written by many different authors across hundreds of years. Not surprisingly, you can therefore find extracts to support pretty much any viewpoint you wish to extol.
The Bible appears to condemn the wasteful 'spilling of seed', so perhaps that is an exhortation to make sure that you have sex on a regular (perhaps daily?) basis.
Most interestingly, The Lectionary (the table that tells you which passages of The Bible you should reach each day) makes some interesting omissions. Looking into it recently (I won't go into why) I deliberately read the extracts from Genesis that were left out of The Lectionary. Bearing in mind that this is the FIRST book of The Bible, before I was a THIRD of the way through it I was reminded that:
1) Abraham's wife Sara feared that she was too old to have children so she offered her maidservant Hagar to her husband, and Hagar bore Abraham a son (miraculously, so did Sara later on).
2) Jacob wanted to marry Rachel, but her father Laban played a trick on him by letting him into a dark room that contained not Rachel, but her elder sister Leah. The reason given is that Leah is older than Rachel. In other words, you can't marry my younger daughter unless you shag my eldest daughter first. Funnily enough, this is a story that is often neglected by the Christian Right.
Generally speaking The Bible (like most religious writings) is allegorical and not to be taken literally. Unfortunately, religious fundamentalists tend to lack the intellect to realise this.
There is also the interesting and challenging question - why would God give us a libido if he did not want us to gratify it? The traditional answer that it is a test is a) intellectually weak and b) implies that God deliberately wants us to be sexually frustrated. Why would anyone want to worship a God like that?
Will
PS If you want to know why and under what circumstances I have looked into this then feel free to send a PM.
Trixie and Fun masterbating in a campervan

lol
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Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:

Perhaps you've not met the right partner yet?
Plim :sad:
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Trixie and Fun masterbating in a campervan

lol

but it was fun while it lasted!! *sigh* lol
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Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:

Perhaps you've not met the right partner yet?
Plim :sad:
perhaps but its not without trying :sad:
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For adults, masturbation exhausts. It can make one groggy and unfocused. It has a steamrolling effect, encouraging individuals to think more about sex and less about their work at hand.

you cannot be serious!!
Quote by Trixie_D-Lish
Lol what a witty sunday mornin read, had me tittering
Have to say tho that masterbation is the only way i orgasm so would be damn frustrating without it :taz:

Perhaps you've not met the right partner yet?
Plim :sad:
perhaps but its not without trying :sad:
You're more than welcome to borrow mine wink
oooh thanks fun, thats very generous of you wink
Well, what can I say? Im just a very caring and sharing kinda gal!! lol