Maxim - December issue | Swinging Heaven

22 Oct 2005

I know i've only been on here for a week, but come on and own up who is this greedy person from Newcastle biggrin

in decembers issue of Maxim a certain "juicy jo" and her friend "dirty bitch uk" are charging Â£80 for 2 hour anything goes house parties :shock:
My point is Â£80 for 2 hours with a hooker - as she advertises on the internet this is obviously what she is.
Now i'll gladly spend Â£100 on a woman over the course of an evening, and not Expect any sexual favours at the end of the night. Honest
Not sure if the story is on Maxims website, but it was worth the read if only to see the reporter squirm when they tried to involve him redface

22 Oct 2005

Why are you asking about this subject on this website?

22 Oct 2005

*lancy counts his change.
steph ive got and two defrosting chicken fillets..
how ya fixed?

22 Oct 2005

i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

22 Oct 2005

Quote by 34fun
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.
Lemme guess, the first one's either pimping or postman, or both dunno

22 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.
Lemme guess, the first one's either pimping or postman, or both dunno

You are quite right my little dragon of the scaly red skin... the priesthood being the oldest, and very good history studying types reckon that they also run temples as brothels... certainly got the worshipful in...
as for postmen.. we are too busy to go a praying or whoring.. .. especially when there is a pub open somewhere.. biggrin

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.

That is sooooooooo true but I think the media just mirror the fact that so many people enjoy being titillated by sex and porn but they're too screwed up to be able to acknowledge it openly so they take a moralistic stance in public :huh:
It's a bit like when someone's IMming or viewing my cam. If they suddenly disappear it's usually 'cos their partner or someone's about to catch 'em. I know this for a fact 'cos when theyve come back later at some point (maybe weeks later) and I've asked them, they've admitted it.
Sad but true I think.
:twisted:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.
Lemme guess, the first one's either pimping or postman, or both dunno

Its suppost to be Civil Engineering as you had to build the roads to get to her/him in the first place lol

:lol: :lol:
Nah Just a prostitute end of story. It something Ive never even considered doing. I wouldnt want to.

22 Oct 2005

Quote by Dune
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.
Lemme guess, the first one's either pimping or postman, or both dunno

Its suppost to be Civil Engineering as you had to build the roads to get to her/him in the first place lol

:lol: :lol:
Nah Just a prostitute end of story. It something Ive never even considered doing. I wouldnt want to.
Is that being one or doing one? :grin:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Not as such 34fun, but you can go to any phone box and look at the cards, or find thousands of such adverts all over t'internet. Ok, it's in Maxim, but at the end of the day it's a story about prostitution... second oldest profession in the world. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.
Lemme guess, the first one's either pimping or postman, or both dunno

Its suppost to be Civil Engineering as you had to build the roads to get to her/him in the first place lol

:lol: :lol:
Nah Just a prostitute end of story. It something Ive never even considered doing. I wouldnt want to.
Is that being one or doing one? :grin:
Depends how much money is on the table???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

22 Oct 2005

Quote by 34fun
i just read the article and thought some people on here from newcastle would be interested - is there a problem with that ?

Just sounds very weird,that the good people of Newcastle would be the slightest bit interested about what a hooker is charging for
p.s...seriously what is the oldest profession in the world?......i would have thought it was acting..that goes back thousands of years! wink

22 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
.. Maybe the interesting angle is the way it has been reported... not having seen it, i am guessing the words "sordid/ sleazy (no! Not NN's fella) / brazen/ sex-acts/ our reporter declined/ aardvark/ etc etc will appear somewhere in it... it's the only way this country knows how to report on anything of a sexual nature.

I reckon that not even the reporters find our favourite pastime as shocking anymore! Sex sells papers and magazines, of that there is no doubt, but nowadays I think it has a more curiosity factor than shock factor......just look at the popularity of the likes of Real Wife Swaps and the documentaries of Hedonism resorts.
Roll on the day when people can be accepted for their OWN preferences in life confused