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Maybe I am naive but what does it matter??

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OK, I've just had a wink from a single guy saying "Hi, I'm blah blah... ...... and a heavy cummer!!"
AND?? :confused:
Sorry guys but what is with the description of how much you cum? I'm at a loss, is it just me or do some women actually like this? don't men cum quite an ample amount in general anyway so does a heavy cummer cum bucket fulls then ?? :sticky:
:shock:
It doesn't really impress me but I just wondered about other peoples views, male or female.
Please don't mention buckets :shock: :scared:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Please don't mention buckets :shock: :scared:

You know I now must ask why??? :confused: :grin:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Please don't mention buckets :shock: :scared:

rotflmao
where's RPM when you need him :lol2:
ok seriously, as far as your question is concerned, maybe you should browse some of the "wommen seeking men" adds :shock:
and if you frequent certain chat rooms, watch some of the ladies comments about guys who are 'shooting' bucket loads (sorry sassy)
you're your own worst enemies lol
I have clearly been missing out on something here. I'll have to fetcha jug and carefully work out in fluid oz's what Mr TN cums like..... NOT!
I had no idea that people paid such close attention to such things. I might notice if I see a man cum and it's not much more than a dribble - but haven't come across it yet. I simply don't think about it. Yet another way of measuring / judging people LOL
xxxxx
Suppose it only matters if it gets shot into your eye - the more there is, the more it would sting!
Quote by Freckledbird
Suppose it only matters if it gets shot into your eye - the more there is, the more it would sting!

Amen to that :shock:
I've never been bothered by how much a bloke cums, as long as he does wink
and doesn't it sting bad? Nothing worse.
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:
Maybe it's something to do with the weight?
I'm a stayer but that's only 'cos I don't know when to leave.
.
SANTA COMES " ONCE A YEAR " ( poor bugger )
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Please don't mention buckets :shock: :scared:

Stop stealing my buckets !!!!
Quote by rogerndi
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Suppose it only matters if it gets shot into your eye - the more there is, the more it would sting!

:shock:
<---- Runs away!
:lol2:
Quote by Abilene
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
Keep it in your mouth and try and kiss em :shock: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
Keep it in your mouth and try and kiss em :shock: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
:shock:
:notes: "Only kiss Minx before hand..."
Quote by 36openminded
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
Keep it in your mouth and try and kiss em :shock: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
:shock:
:notes: "Only kiss Minx before hand..."
Tut 36, that's no fun ;) You have to appreciate how priceless the look of horror is when some men realise what you're trying to do :giggle:
It's good to share ;)
Quote by 36openminded
:notes: "Only kiss Minx before hand..."

What am I to do to Minxy beforehand?
Whatever it is I'm sure I can oblige. :lickface:
innocent
Quote by Bobokins01
SANTA COMES " ONCE A YEAR " ( poor bugger )

But when he does he fills yer stockings.....!
Quote by Kiss
:notes: "Only kiss Minx before hand..."

What am I to do to Minxy beforehand?
Whatever it is I'm sure I can oblige. :lickface:
innocent
rotflmao
Hmm - you were quick. This isn't the first time you've used this trick, is it? wink
I can imagine you at munches, hiding in the corner waiting for anybody to say "kiss me" etc and as quick as a flash you slip inbetween them... :twisted: :wink:
Quote by Kiss
:notes: "Only kiss can fluff Minx before hand..."

What am I to do to Minxy beforehand?
Whatever it is I'm sure I can oblige. :lickface:
innocent
:whistling: :twisted:
Quote by rogerndi
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

haha and who always gets the wet patch??????????? me! sad rolleyes
Quote by BiWelshMinx
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
Keep it in your mouth and try and kiss em :shock: :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:
Quote by westerross
Maybe it's something to do with the weight?
I'm a stayer but that's only 'cos I don't know when to leave.
.

lol So does being a 'stayer' come (pardon the pun) hand in hand with heavy cumming then??? the longer you last the bigger the cum? blast :lol:
how dose a man know " IF " he is a heavy cummer ? :shock:
i meen whats averige and whats heavy
maybe we need a standard mesurment ?
like a pint glass rolleyes wink
Quote by sercher01
how dose a man know " IF " he is a heavy cummer ? :shock:
i meen whats averige and whats heavy
maybe we need a standard mesurment ?
like a pint glass rolleyes wink

Well said from a man himself! exactly, how does a man know??
Do you get more if you haven't had sex for a few days? does it store up? :roll:
Whilst I'm not opposed to a shot glass full I kind of get the ewwww feeling at a pint glass! :silly:
Quote by Abilene
biggrin the more a man cums hump the bigger the wet patch :smug: ya have to lie in all night :sleeping: :sleeping:

Swallowing = no wet patch :twisted:
ahhh but can ya swallow a bucket full lol :lol: :lol:
in the interests of my limited budget I tend to avoid men who say they're heavy cummers... takes more tissues to clean up the mess afterwards lol
I would like to know why guys think that women are interested in how much they cum though... surely it doesn't matter what the volume is unless of course you're collecting it in a bucket for use the next time you feel the need to start wallpapering???
in the interests of my limited budget I tend to avoid men who say they're heavy cummers... takes more tissues to clean up the mess afterwards lol
I would like to know why guys think that women are interested in how much they cum though... surely it doesn't matter what the volume is unless of course you're collecting it in a bucket for use the next time you feel the need to start wallpapering???
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Cant really answer the heavy cummer bit as it is something I have never really taken an interest in but if abstaining for a few days the volume does seem to increase slightly as for being a repeater well...
I've never felt the need to repeat...
Always done the job right first time :thumbup: