Mechanical Mischief--Your essential toys

16 Dec 2006

In "conducting a review" of our marital aids, we formed a top three of the best and wondered what other people swear by....
We don`t half want to try that sybian thing, but at $1k+ it`s a bit much for personal use, and i`m not sure what the rental marekt is like for something like that! :shock:
So here we go, here's ours, or rather more accurately, hers:
1)Hitachi magic wand
2)Omax massager
3)cheap purple plastic vibro egg
Unfortunately there isn`t one on the market thats petrol driven and makes her teeth chatter, or gives thumpingly deep vibrations, so the above are the best so far.
What are your top three? wink

16 Dec 2006

I can't choose!!!!
but if I had to, it would probably be:
1. Vibrating cock ring
2. My double ended vibrator that rotates!
3. Hand AND leg cuffs!!
:twisted: :twisted:
It's my birthday today so we will hopefully have a trip up to leather n lace to pick something new out
hint hint den!!!
maz xx

16 Dec 2006

Sorry quick hijack redface

Happy Birthday Maz kiss

16 Dec 2006

Another Mini Hijack
Happy Birthday Maz passionkiss

I am struggling on the toys as I dont exactly have a large selection, but at the moment I do have one toy which will probably roll over and die shortly due to over use :twisted: I cant give it a proper name but it is about 7 inches, a nice shinny black and can vibrate for England (which is a bit odd when we got it from Holland)
I will be reading the rest of the responses to this and hopefully picking some new ones very shortly (I am looking for a glowing dildo/vibrator if anyone knows of any good ones) wink

16 Dec 2006

I love my jelly dong :twisted:

16 Dec 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I love my jelly dong :twisted:

Eh? But that doesn't vibrate! :confused:

16 Dec 2006

Quote by 36openminded
I love my jelly dong :twisted:

Eh? But that doesn't vibrate! :confused:
Nope but I prefer ones that don't. I mean, a guy doesn't, does he? dunno

ok, I'm gone bolt

16 Dec 2006

Mrs 36 has just the one toy:
1. "Lovely Egg" .
My best toy is my PC.

16 Dec 2006

.................. ummmm gosh... my favourite ?
1. my imagination
2. hitachi magic wand... once you have had mains powered there is no going back
3. my strap on.
lol

16 Dec 2006

Awww thanks for the birthday messages!!!! biggrin

And what is this magic wand thingamyjig????? sounds like my cup of tea!!! tell more!!! xxxxxxxxxx
m
xxxxxxxxxxx

16 Dec 2006

Quote by rimscar1
2)Omax massager

We had one of those.... Mrs C coudn't get in the zone because of the rattling noise it made.
Now she has just one main toy - The Eroscillator. Pricey, but built like a Rolls Royce. She's had it for about four years now and still as good as the day I bought it. And no batteries either.
Her fav for 'inside' play is an inflatable dildo to give her the 'full up' feeling.
We also have a Chinese cupping set... great for all sorts of fun. ;-)

16 Dec 2006

just google it...... hitachi magic wand. it is sold as a massager (external use) and it is totally brilliant very very powerful.... the first time it was used on me (by a lover) I screamed the place down.
I now have my very own and I love it. if you want to come and try mine before you get one yourself maz then just let me know......
x x x :twisted:

16 Dec 2006

Unfortunately there isn`t one on the market thats petrol driven and makes her teeth chatter

Oh but there is!!
Check out the 'Hootchie Harley, 25cc 2 stroke gas powered sex machine'

biggrin

16 Dec 2006

My egg-all women should have one!!! worship

:bounce:
;)

17 Dec 2006

Quote by splendid33
just google it...... hitachi magic wand. it is sold as a massager (external use) and it is totally brilliant very very powerful.... the first time it was used on me (by a lover) I screamed the place down.
I now have my very own and I love it. if you want to come and try mine before you get one yourself maz then just let me know......
x x x :twisted:

I'm on my way!!! if I start running now, how long will it take to get there?!?!?
xx

17 Dec 2006

Quote by mazandden
just google it...... hitachi magic wand. it is sold as a massager (external use) and it is totally brilliant very very powerful.... the first time it was used on me (by a lover) I screamed the place down.
I now have my very own and I love it. if you want to come and try mine before you get one yourself maz then just let me know......
x x x :twisted:

I'm on my way!!! if I start running now, how long will it take to get there?!?!?
xx
I'll put the kettle on.... you should be here anytime...
wink

17 Dec 2006

Quote by splendid33
just google it...... hitachi magic wand. it is sold as a massager (external use) and it is totally brilliant very very powerful.... the first time it was used on me (by a lover) I screamed the place down.
I now have my very own and I love it. if you want to come and try mine before you get one yourself maz then just let me know......
x x x :twisted:

I'm on my way!!! if I start running now, how long will it take to get there?!?!?
xx
I'll put the kettle on.... you should be here anytime...
wink

I think she might prefer you to put something a bit sexier on than the kettle hun :giggle:

18 Dec 2006

Quote by blue_dragon
Unfortunately there isn`t one on the market thats petrol driven and makes her teeth chatter

Oh but there is!!
Check out the 'Hootchie Harley, 25cc 2 stroke gas powered sex machine'

biggrin

By that i meant the uk discreet market.....can you imagine a) the shipping costs? b) the import taxes? and c) what the hell he would have to write on the declaration form?
:shock: :D :D
However, it is a good example of the decline in British engineering....all these "fuckingmachines" and assorted websites are all american!! (even though the founder of the above website is actually english wink

)
Just wondering if i`m skilled enough to convert a black and decker.....

18 Dec 2006

Quote by rimscar1
However, it is a good example of the decline in British engineering....all these "fuckingmachines" and assorted websites are all american!! (even though the founder of the above website is actually english )
Just wondering if i`m skilled enough to convert a black and decker.....

"This is NOT a drill.
This is NOT a drill."
Black&Decker.... now that's a drill :P
Although I'm more concerned about the use of the sander! :crazy:

18 Dec 2006

Is t is just for girls cos I wanna join in...
Had one of those male g-spot thingy's once, Bloomin hec, wtf was that about.
My usual toy/s comes in a variety of colours shapes and sizes, and incredibly as this may sound, Walks-Talks and moans.....
Do I need to carry on?
lol
wink

18 Dec 2006

can you imagine a) the shipping costs? b) the import taxes? and c) what the hell he would have to write on the declaration form?

I've bought a machine from KensTwistedMind and after the initial cost of the machine the shipping and taxes weren't a huge issue.
However............ it was extremely embarrassing trying to explain to the nice lady on the phone from customs exactly what type of toy it was!
There is this on the UK market for any one who is interested:

18 Dec 2006

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cool

thanks for that, you`re a very nice lady.......
i`m doing browsing later, contrasting the vx1 and the sybian.............and checking out the renting agreements!!!!
500quid is still alot of money, considering i`m not allowed a motorbike again rolleyes

i`m thinking a pogo stick and some love eggs will have the same effect, whaddaya reckon? biggrin

:shock: