After a leisurely tea last night, off I went to load the dishwasher.... as you do :thumbup:
Who should I find half submerged in the remnants of a jug of hollandaise sauce but Mr. Daddy-long-legs aka Cranefly :scared:
Now as it goes, drowning in a jug of hollandaise sauce might not be the best way to go, but to a Cranefly I would imagine it's not at all bad :sticky:
So, if you had a choice, what would be your chosen route to the Pearly Gates..... or the Gates of Hell for you naughty ones out there :twisted:
Me.... well I guess if it didn't leave my partner in a bit of a predicament, I think a painless departure at the climax of the best shag I ever had :thumbup:
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Sex God
What is it with crane flies? They certainly have a death wish 
I once had a crane fly dive into a boiling chip pan as I lifted the lid to put the chips in :shock: :shock:
Needless to say, there was a little extra meat on the plates that night
Personally I'd like to go in my sleep, but the chip pan idea sounds good for one or two people I know :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne
I once had a crane fly dive into a boiling chip pan as I lifted the lid to put the chips in :shock: :shock:
Needless to say, there was a little extra meat on the plates that night
Personally I'd like to go in my sleep, but the chip pan idea sounds good for one or two people I know :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne
Can I have had the fantastic shag earlier but am now relaxing in post coital bliss, and having built up an appetite devoured either a pizza, curry, or some steak and chips, followed by apple crumble, custard AND ice cream, washed down with some fine wines, and then gently nod off to one of my favourite films?
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What is it with crane flies? They certainly have a death wish
I once had a crane fly dive into a boiling chip pan as I lifted the lid to put the chips in :shock: :shock:
Needless to say, there was a little extra meat on the plates that night
Personally I'd like to go in my sleep, but the chip pan idea sounds good for one or two people I know :evil2:
Tracy-Jayne
They're the lemmings of the insect world, I heard WW2 Japanese fighter pilots were mentored by Craneflies :wink:
I would have won the Championships....... and then had some Pol Roger champagne.... sitting by a roaring open fire..... with someone i care about.... and then my heart would just stop..... instant..... quick.... and painless......
And something that could happen........ lol
equi-princess xxx
And something that could happen........ lol
equi-princess xxx
craneflies maybe the suicide kings of the insect world, but i nominate rabbits as the mammal equivilant, driving along at night, they hop into the middle of the road, they then turn and stare into your headlights, waving their ears, as if to say "here i am", no effort to run away, .......then the sickening thud/crunch........ :shock:
I would be in My holiday home (yet to finance and buy!), off in the carribean, after just making love to my rather tasty nubian princess :twisted: ......rather large fine cuban in one hand, mojito freshly squeezed in the other, lovely ladies head resting on my chest, looking over my beach watching the sun go down 
...............
course she would be 24, I would be 75 brown and fat :silly: and I would proceed to get completely rat arsed, knowing that everything I had ever wanted to do had been completed, family were all hapy and growing into a good future...................Then I could finally pass out and not wake up :P
...............course she would be 24, I would be 75 brown and fat :silly: and I would proceed to get completely rat arsed, knowing that everything I had ever wanted to do had been completed, family were all hapy and growing into a good future...................Then I could finally pass out and not wake up :P
Sex God
Quote by teppic
craneflies maybe the suicide kings of the insect world, but i nominate rabbits as the mammal equivilant, driving along at night, they hop into the middle of the road, they then turn and stare into your headlights, waving their ears, as if to say "here i am", no effort to run away, .......then the sickening thud/crunch........ :shock:
And it's pheasants in the bird world....... they see you coming and then try and outrun you... yeah right mr pheasant you just keep running down the road in front of me and I'm sure I will be able to miss you
:roll: Oh and seeings this is a sort of thread hijack (sorry), H has just asked, where do birds go to die (other than under my van!) cos you never see them falling from the sky or lying on your garden....
M
PS where how would I like to die............ underneath H as she shags me brains out :grin: cos she is the love of my life and I can't think of any other image I would like to take to eternity with me
i have thought long and hard about this, (well, i'm not about to fall off this mortal coil just yet).
i would like to go peacefully, with all my family and friends around me.
so alone again
but what i do want, is for silly thing by the sex pistols to be playing, as i'm sent to the flames.
i would like to go peacefully, with all my family and friends around me.
so alone again
but what i do want, is for silly thing by the sex pistols to be playing, as i'm sent to the flames.
Sex God
Why does it always seem to involve pain fer the one you love? Just as I am looking deep into her eyes - that's how I want to leave this planet - she knows what I mean 'cos she's seen it before but it never diminishes.
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Why does it always seem to involve pain fer the one you love? Just as I am looking deep into her eyes - that's how I want to leave this planet - she knows what I mean 'cos she's seen it before but it never diminishes.
Awww Tune that's lovely
I am a bit of a fatalist so whatever happens happens
but I wouldn't like to go in a fire nor would I like my children to see me go.Oh how morbid for a Fri nite
Minx x x
I would like to wake up next to what was me like they do in pratchett books... finding out there is more to life than this one blast...
and I would like to know that SarcySue knows what she means to me, and my kids have grown up and have kids of their own. These are the 2 things that keep me alive day to day...
and I would like to know that SarcySue knows what she means to me, and my kids have grown up and have kids of their own. These are the 2 things that keep me alive day to day...
Walking along a deserted beach.... the sun slowly sinking into the horizon, not a care in the world, loads of debt and after having a realy good life.... when a Killer Whale launches outta the surf and gobbles me up like a baby seal....
... not even joking, as i think it would make a fantastic way to go. All your mates down the pub would talk of it for years. ..................................................
Either that or a close second would be...... suicidal bayonet charge against utterly overwhelming odds.... cool as fuck!
well if you have to go..... sod it , you can't live forever.....
... not even joking, as i think it would make a fantastic way to go. All your mates down the pub would talk of it for years. ..................................................
Either that or a close second would be...... suicidal bayonet charge against utterly overwhelming odds.... cool as fuck!
well if you have to go..... sod it , you can't live forever.....
Sex God
Each night I go to bed
I pray the lord my soul to keep
No I ain’t looking for forgiveness
But before I’m six foot deep
Lord,i got to ask a favor
And I’ll hope you’ll understand
’cause I’ve lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man
Staring down the bullet
Let me make my final stand
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going out in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
And I’m no one’s son
Call me young gun
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I pray the lord my soul to keep
No I ain’t looking for forgiveness
But before I’m six foot deep
Lord,i got to ask a favor
And I’ll hope you’ll understand
’cause I’ve lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man
Staring down the bullet
Let me make my final stand
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going out in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
And I’m no one’s son
Call me young gun
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
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Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Each night I go to bed
I pray the lord my soul to keep
No I ain’t looking for forgiveness
But before I’m six foot deep
Lord,i got to ask a favor
And I’ll hope you’ll understand
’cause I’ve lived life to the fullest
Let the boy die like a man
Staring down the bullet
Let me make my final stand
Shot down in a blaze of glory
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going out in a blaze of glory
Lord I never drew first
But I drew first blood
And I’m no one’s son
Call me young gun
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
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As I read this I listen to Jimi's Star Spangled Banner - a conjunction.....!
