so gretchen signs up and registers and then logs out.... starting to think... possible set up.... paranoia starting to set in...
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hmmm, you may have a point!
Come on, who's the real Gretchen?
Come on, who's the real Gretchen?
Quote by gmanxxxI did zip into the chatroom to see if anyone was going to fess up to being gretchen, but got ignored by all but two blokes who wanted to know if I fancied meeting them tonight.
so gretchen signs up and registers and then logs out.... starting to think... possible set up.... paranoia starting to set in...
Gmanxxxx
Sappho did pop her head in as I was leaving though.
I think someone, somewhere has a confession to make!
lhk
Kat
Well I am in the same boat as Tony Blair when accused of leakin Hutton Report.... Why would I.... I publicise the greatness of the Forum.... but that is it
after all I am an officer and a gentleman.... standards to uphold
debauchery to sink to....
But cheating .... NEVER.... I would not know how.... and you actually think I want sweet Bluexxxx chasing me with her/his strapon...!!!!!?????
Gmanxxx
after all I am an officer and a gentleman.... standards to uphold
debauchery to sink to....
But cheating .... NEVER.... I would not know how.... and you actually think I want sweet Bluexxxx chasing me with her/his strapon...!!!!!?????
Gmanxxx
Misschief... Many thanx but still not sure that there isn't some sort of conspiracy,,, all these mods etc.... et all or is it paranoia...
as for Booby prize ... come into this room with me and we will see what we can sort out
:D :D
I really thought that you had got it the other day.... these mods etc ... what are they like... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Cheers Misschie ... look fwd to eventual meet
Gmanxxx
as for Booby prize ... come into this room with me and we will see what we can sort out
:D :D I really thought that you had got it the other day.... these mods etc ... what are they like... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Cheers Misschie ... look fwd to eventual meet
Gmanxxx
Misschief ... I will gladly donate him.... sitting in his lonely hotel room... altogethr folks Awwww... ( prob screwing himself silly.....) Not a blokes bloke...myself.... but enjoy Tell steve you have my permission... he won't say no... I am sure... as for the payback.... call me!!!! 
:) :)
gmanxxx
:) :) gmanxxx
Gman, you are going to tie yourself in knots!Steveg, was in fact, Member_5000.
There is no evidence to suggest that he was also Gretchen. Now, if you want a real conspiracy theory, Gretchen turned up almost immediately after number 4999 registered. Now, anything that quick, perhaps needed a nifty bit of coding, designed to respond automatically once the number 4999 was reached.
So perhaps Gman, perhaps it is the master of the site and all things swinging that is messing with your head.
Sappho would never do anything like this, she is much too lovely.
lhk
Sappho ... seroius apologies for ever thinking that you may be involved in any conspiracy... forgiveness sought...
but seem that the boys set me up in order to deprive the WI of their fun....... am sure that you will deal with them in appropriate manner...
( or rather you will allow Wilma et all .... am sure you seldom sully your hands except on special occasions...)
esp that Steve_G ( what a way to go)
,...... But what of Kat... coughing so readily...sincerely thought I would have been strung out longer.... day to day work is so much easier.... and where was Fred....!!!!
walks a way head held high....
gmanxxx
but seem that the boys set me up in order to deprive the WI of their fun....... am sure that you will deal with them in appropriate manner...
( or rather you will allow Wilma et all .... am sure you seldom sully your hands except on special occasions...)
esp that Steve_G ( what a way to go)
,...... But what of Kat... coughing so readily...sincerely thought I would have been strung out longer.... day to day work is so much easier.... and where was Fred....!!!!
walks a way head held high....
gmanxxx
conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy.... nothing to do with Sappho ...as if or even fred or maybe Kat but possibley a rogue mod..... ... even one with a good reputation.... Sad... but lonliness in rugby may do this to a man....!!!!
but who knows .... I assume Kit and wilma have their punishment squad lined up
Gmanxx
innocence personified.... not
but who knows .... I assume Kit and wilma have their punishment squad lined up
Gmanxx
innocence personified.... not
Gmanxxx LOL youre tied up in knots. I'm as confused as hell now! 
Is Gretchen real or someone dressed up? And am I the only one who doesn't know who is dressed up as Gretchen? 
PS Gretchen if you're real, and understandably a tad paranoid by now, please excuse me for accusing you of being dressed up :welcome:
PS If this post makes no sense and sounds like I'm pissed its just cos I'm tired and need bed! night night lol
Is Gretchen real or someone dressed up? And am I the only one who doesn't know who is dressed up as Gretchen? PS Gretchen if you're real, and understandably a tad paranoid by now, please excuse me for accusing you of being dressed up :welcome:
PS If this post makes no sense and sounds like I'm pissed its just cos I'm tired and need bed! night night lol
Sex God
It's no good. I can resist no longer!!! 
GMAN!!!
*Takes out gauntlet of finest kid leather, hand made with exquisite workmanship and slaps gman soundly across both cheeks with it*
Now then, we shall need seconds. Fred. Fred? FRED????. That's funny! :shock: He was there a moment ago. He seemed to make himself scarce as soon as I got me gauntlet out. Hah! I bet I know where he's gone. :swingingchair: Can't blame him I suppose.
You there!! Kat - you'll do. Hold my cape for me - and don't think I didn't notice that you only leapt to Sappho's defence in order to steal a kiss.
Egads, you only had to ask. You know that she would never refuse you!
As for you gman!! :evil: :evil:
An officer and a gentleman? The latter is already in doubt and I have grave suspicions about the former. What outfit were you with? Show us your cap badge. Oh yes. 'Tis as I thought. The trefoil. The double 'G'. That's the Girl Guides!
Enough! Have at ye!!!
:duel: :duel: :duel:
By the way gman, I have studied your recent posts in this thread very carefully!! I have read them forwards, backwards and standing on my head and I have just two questions:
1. What the hell have you been drinking??!! :shock:
2. Where can I get some?
:lol:
GMAN!!!
Quote by gmanxxxToo late for that, old boy. It's me you must deal with now! Gadzooks, man. Stand still! I can see through your beard that, far from being stiff, your upper lip is quivering like a raspberry jelly (:doh: D'oh! Mistake to think of raspberries at this precise moment! I'll have a cold shower later).
Sappho ... seroius apologies for ever thinking that you may be involved in any conspiracy... forgiveness sought...
*Takes out gauntlet of finest kid leather, hand made with exquisite workmanship and slaps gman soundly across both cheeks with it*
Now then, we shall need seconds. Fred. Fred? FRED????. That's funny! :shock: He was there a moment ago. He seemed to make himself scarce as soon as I got me gauntlet out. Hah! I bet I know where he's gone. :swingingchair: Can't blame him I suppose.
You there!! Kat - you'll do. Hold my cape for me - and don't think I didn't notice that you only leapt to Sappho's defence in order to steal a kiss.
Egads, you only had to ask. You know that she would never refuse you! As for you gman!! :evil: :evil:
An officer and a gentleman? The latter is already in doubt and I have grave suspicions about the former. What outfit were you with? Show us your cap badge. Oh yes. 'Tis as I thought. The trefoil. The double 'G'. That's the Girl Guides!
Enough! Have at ye!!!
:duel: :duel: :duel:
By the way gman, I have studied your recent posts in this thread very carefully!! I have read them forwards, backwards and standing on my head and I have just two questions:
1. What the hell have you been drinking??!! :shock:
2. Where can I get some?
:lol: Quote by willxx69
As for you gman!!
An officer and a gentleman? The latter is already in doubt and I have grave suspicions about the former. What outfit were you with? Show us your cap badge. Oh yes. 'Tis as I thought. The trefoil. The double 'G'. That's the Girl Guides!
Enough! Have at ye!!!
By the way gman, I have studied your recent posts in this thread very carefully!! I have read them forwards, backwards and standing on my head and I have just two questions:
1. What the hell have you been drinking??!! :shock:
2. Where can I get some?
Will...
Cap badge.... I tried to paste it as Gif and as jpeg and bitmap.... but to no avail.... but it has chains, a crown and a sort of gate that you would find at front of a castle....
And yes there is a uniform but at my level they are seldom worn....
As for my beveridge... you would have had loads in your day... a very english drink... fermented apple juice which is available from the Merchant known as Tesco ( don't think he was from Venice.... but who knows) or Asda at the princely sum of for a whole three litres...
Gives you so much more than wings...
Gmanxxx
