memorable day

1 Sep 2005

thought today would of been a mundane sort of affair....not the most inspiring afternoon taking my old man to the suez veteran meeting where he whiles away a few hours with his old army mates.....
but i must admit i was just starting to warm to the conversation when a nice reporter lady started to talk to my father....THEN IT HAPPENED
the music (which was playing from some unamed cd in the background) started spouting the music to that camel toe song that ES posted the other day ...i couldnt help it....it wasnt my fault i had to take a look....
i would like to finish the post with a great camel toe joke but im afraid the baggy skirt didnt reveal anything that i could write about...
ES i blame you for turning me into a voyeurising perv who feels thoroughly ashamed of himself (a bit)
dargento

1 Sep 2005

lol, thats funny as hell!!!

1 Sep 2005

Do you mean this song :shock:I'm thinking of 'The Engineer's Song'
An engineer told me before he died
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
An engineer told me before he died
He once met a girl with a c*** so wide
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
So he built a prick of steel
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
So he built a prick of steel
Driven by a bloody great wheel
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Then he filled the balls with cream
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Then he filled the balls with cream
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Round and round went the bloody great wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Faster went the bloody great wheel
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Faster went the bloody great wheel
Up and up went the level of steam
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Up and up went the level of steam
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Up and up went the level of steam
Higher and higher rose the level of cream
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Soon the __________________________________
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Soon the__________________________________
The Maiden cried "ENOUGH ENOUGH I'M SATISFIED"
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Now we come to the tragic bit
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Now we come to the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty buum titty bum
She was split from arse to tit
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
She was split from arse to tit
And the whole bloody issue was covered in shit
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Does anyone know the words I've left out? I can't for the life of me remember them!
Sorry!
Anyways, on second thoughts steam power may not be a good idea.

1 Sep 2005

Quote by dargento
ES i blame you for turning me into a voyeurising perv who feels thoroughly ashamed of himself (a bit)
dargento

You enjoyed it really! Go on admit it. poke

:lol: :lol:
innocent

:whistling:

1 Sep 2005

I remember that verse as
Til at last the maiden cried...
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Til at last the maiden cried...
"ENOUGH ENOUGH I'M SATISFIED"
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Ho hum titty bum titty bum titty bum
Fits the tune better too - well, the tune I know, anyway.

1 Sep 2005

Lol.... the Camel Toe Song by Bob and Tom on their album.... can be ordered via the internet...... there's plenty of other songs on the album worth hearing 100 x over.... lol
equi-princess xxx

1 Sep 2005

nooooooo lol odnt tell me that equi-princess sad

i cant get the bloody song outta my head as it is
i think its the line...you flapper....your showing off your snapper ...that did it...i watched it bout 20 times tonight..
ok ES i thank you for the link heehee...

1 Sep 2005

Is ok for you dargenta, i've taken to wearing skirts ffs lol

:lol: :lol:

1 Sep 2005

i think you look fine on the avitar kazswallows...no skirt required....
hmmm scratch that ..may be a little attention grabbing in M&S smile

wonder what the male equivalent of camel toe is???
like the footballers in 1970-80s