How do you get a man to cook dinner everyday for 2 weeks without whinging??
Easy - Just buy him a gas barbeque!!
Sunday evening, it's freezing, raining and wind blowing buy my hubby is in the kitchen, happily putting "stuff" on skewers. Ready for a 2 min break in the rain, whip out the barbeque.
Can someone tell me why it is such a masculine thing? cos of course a woman couldn't possibly be capable of handling a barbeque. Is there a woman on this site that does the barbeque and the hubby doesn't interfere? Or possibly any woman in the country?
If anyone at Nottingham Munch would like any hints or tips on barbequing please see Mr Goodtimez, he will be available to answer all questions between 8-9 pm
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Men & Barbeques
my dads nutts about bar-b-ques and i mean NUTS!!
when i was the queens golden jubalee<< my spelling is so bad!!!! he did a bbq and there was about 150 people there, he has a bar in this log cabin of a shed and we got through 3 barrels of larger 1 barrell of pedigree and alot of alco pops!!!!
so next time he wips out his bbq just thank yourself lucky that there isnt 150 people onyour back garden wanting grub!!!
when i was the queens golden jubalee<< my spelling is so bad!!!! he did a bbq and there was about 150 people there, he has a bar in this log cabin of a shed and we got through 3 barrels of larger 1 barrell of pedigree and alot of alco pops!!!!
so next time he wips out his bbq just thank yourself lucky that there isnt 150 people onyour back garden wanting grub!!!
Quote by goodtimez
How do you get a man to cook dinner everyday for 2 weeks without whinging??
Easy - Just buy him a gas barbeque!!
Sunday evening, it's freezing, raining and wind blowing buy my hubby is in the kitchen, happily putting "stuff" on skewers. Ready for a 2 min break in the rain, whip out the barbeque.
Can someone tell me why it is such a masculine thing? cos of course a woman couldn't possibly be capable of handling a barbeque. Is there a woman on this site that does the barbeque and the hubby doesn't interfere? Or possibly any woman in the country?
If anyone at Nottingham Munch would like any hints or tips on barbequing please see Mr Goodtimez, he will be available to answer all questions between 8-9 pm
pmsl..don't buy him a George Foreman grill....he'll be doing it indoors too!!
:lol: :lol: Quote by goodtimez
How do you get a man to cook dinner everyday for 2 weeks without whinging??
Easy - Just buy him a gas barbeque!!
Sunday evening, it's freezing, raining and wind blowing buy my hubby is in the kitchen, happily putting "stuff" on skewers. Ready for a 2 min break in the rain, whip out the barbeque.
Can someone tell me why it is such a masculine thing? cos of course a woman couldn't possibly be capable of handling a barbeque. Is there a woman on this site that does the barbeque and the hubby doesn't interfere? Or possibly any woman in the country?
If anyone at Nottingham Munch would like any hints or tips on barbequing please see Mr Goodtimez, he will be available to answer all questions between 8-9 pm
Ps..does putting 'stuff on skewers', whipping out his barbecue and having a woman handle your barbecue have a kinky hidden meaning??!
ops: :oops: I know what you mean with the bbq thing and I invite mates round for a bbq they almost fight to set fire to everthing.
I was at a black tie invite around a friends last had a chiminea and there were two guys in full tux chucking wood into it like they'd never seen a fire before.
Thankfully no bbq was present.
I was at a black tie invite around a friends last had a chiminea and there were two guys in full tux chucking wood into it like they'd never seen a fire before.
Thankfully no bbq was present.
Sex God
Wilki 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
If there's an argument on this thread, will it be a flame war?
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: If there's an argument on this thread, will it be a flame war?
Sex God
Yeahhhh, come on baby 
Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
Sorry but you asked for this :jagsatwork: :kick: bad Mrfc :smackbottom: Now this brings to mind a demand made by our son last weekend 
Son -Mum, you know I am 16 now?
Kit - yes, what did you want son?
Son - well you know Dad was going to do a BBQ today?
Kit - yes son
Son - I am not a boy anymore, I am a man!
Kit - what's, that got to do with BBQ'ing?
Son - I want to do it, men always do the BBQ
Kit - lol, better ask your dad nicely then lol
there then follows the amazing scenario of Kat proudly 'teaching' son to BBQ :roll: and as if that wasn't enough they even insisted on photos being taken to record the event :shock: :shock:
Kit - that was a nice BBQ, well done
Son - I am a man and men always do the best BBQ's
Son -Mum, you know I am 16 now?
Kit - yes, what did you want son?
Son - well you know Dad was going to do a BBQ today?
Kit - yes son
Son - I am not a boy anymore, I am a man!
Kit - what's, that got to do with BBQ'ing?
Son - I want to do it, men always do the BBQ
Kit - lol, better ask your dad nicely then lol
there then follows the amazing scenario of Kat proudly 'teaching' son to BBQ :roll: and as if that wasn't enough they even insisted on photos being taken to record the event :shock: :shock:
Kit - that was a nice BBQ, well done
Son - I am a man and men always do the best BBQ's
Quote by MrFC
Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
Just about hit the nail right smack on the proverbial head there... good man!!!
.....although you forgot the part about the woman buying the wrong beer - they usually go for the cheapest, thinking beer is beer but us men KNOW that 3.5% proof beer is absolute natt's piss!!!
Quote by HornyRed
Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
Sorry but you asked for this :jagsatwork: :kick: bad Mrfc :smackbottom:
:dunno: But I was defending you women :cry: You do all the work and us men take all the glory :shock:
But the :smackbottom: :smackbottom: was very nice Horny
:bounce:
Quote by bailiffs
my dads nutts about bar-b-ques and i mean NUTS!!
when i was the queens golden jubalee<< my spelling is so bad!!!! he did a bbq and there was about 150 people there, he has a bar in this log cabin of a shed and we got through 3 barrels of larger 1 barrell of pedigree and alot of alco pops!!!!
so next time he wips out his bbq just thank yourself lucky that there isnt 150 people onyour back garden wanting grub!!!
Your dad has a bar in his shed .... TOP MAN !!!! .... where does he live ??? :P
Matt
Quote by goodtimez
How do you get a man to cook dinner everyday for 2 weeks without whinging??
Easy - Just buy him a gas barbeque!!
Sunday evening, it's freezing, raining and wind blowing buy my hubby is in the kitchen, happily putting "stuff" on skewers. Ready for a 2 min break in the rain, whip out the barbeque.
Can someone tell me why it is such a masculine thing? cos of course a woman couldn't possibly be capable of handling a barbeque. Is there a woman on this site that does the barbeque and the hubby doesn't interfere? Or possibly any woman in the country?
If anyone at Nottingham Munch would like any hints or tips on barbequing please see Mr Goodtimez, he will be available to answer all questions between 8-9 pm
Another way of getting him to do the cooking or even take you out to dinner...... is to burn the food regularly... or even have such a standard of cooking as i do.... where the cooker is the thing sat in the kitchen for decoration purposes only......
The cooker sits there... quite happily.... cold..... it has two functions in life..... somewhere to put the bread board... and also it fills the gap rather well......
equi-princess xxx
(doesn't cook.... doesn't want to be indicted for manslaughter)
Sex God
I know a man who is very good at putting stuff on skewers and cooking a very good BBQ, and long may it continue.
And he stays sober while he cooks, afterwards it is a different matter
And he stays sober while he cooks, afterwards it is a different matter
Quote by Wishmaster
Definition of Barbecuing. It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
Just about hit the nail right smack on the proverbial head there... good man!!!
.....although you forgot the part about the woman buying the wrong beer - they usually go for the cheapest, thinking beer is beer but us men KNOW that 3.5% proof beer is absolute natt's piss!!!
You are so wrong there...... i don't buy cheap or low abv beer....... has to be 5% abv or it doesn't get into the shopping basket..... lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by BrummyMatt
my dads nutts about bar-b-ques and i mean NUTS!!
when i was the queens golden jubalee<< my spelling is so bad!!!! he did a bbq and there was about 150 people there, he has a bar in this log cabin of a shed and we got through 3 barrels of larger 1 barrell of pedigree and alot of alco pops!!!!
so next time he wips out his bbq just thank yourself lucky that there isnt 150 people onyour back garden wanting grub!!!
Your dad has a bar in his shed .... TOP MAN !!!! .... where does he live ??? :P
Matt
well we lived in a pub for 3 years so he took his bar equipment with him, we are having one on the 8th august ill ask if you can come!!!!!!!!!!!
its a pour your own bar tho! no bar staff!!! Men & Barbecues 
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Women & Barebecues :?:
I'm still hanging my head in shame :embarrased:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/486195.html#486195
As to staying sober while cooking ????
A glass while prep-ing, a glass while cooking, then a glass while eating.
Sort of Works for me, that one.
: Women & Barebecues :?:
I'm still hanging my head in shame :embarrased:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/486195.html#486195
As to staying sober while cooking ????
A glass while prep-ing, a glass while cooking, then a glass while eating.
Sort of Works for me, that one.
Quote by goodtimez
How do you get a man to cook dinner everyday for 2 weeks without whinging??
Easy - Just buy him a gas barbeque!!
Sunday evening, it's freezing, raining and wind blowing buy my hubby is in the kitchen, happily putting "stuff" on skewers. Ready for a 2 min break in the rain, whip out the barbeque.
Can someone tell me why it is such a masculine thing? cos of course a woman couldn't possibly be capable of handling a barbeque. Is there a woman on this site that does the barbeque and the hubby doesn't interfere? Or possibly any woman in the country?
If anyone at Nottingham Munch would like any hints or tips on barbequing please see Mr Goodtimez, he will be available to answer all questions between 8-9 pm
The Cheek !!! lol
"stuff on skewers" she didnt say that when it was cooked lol
oh yeh and I did the vegies
Laura you just given me something to aspire to lol Your dad seems a good bloke to me lol
Mr goodtimez :thumbup:
