Men and Farts!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Jul 2004

Just for a laugh click on this then:

So now we know Steve's true identity! wink

16 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve

She fails to mention here that her fave is to stop me while im giving her oral so she can let out a fart Oh what a turn on
Steve,xxx

But at least im polite enough to ask him to move his head first!! :roll:
Clare,xxx
wink

Not fair!! The ammount of times Mrs Yellowfrog has let rip whilst she's been sat on my face is getting beyond a joke!!

16 Jul 2004

"If you don't want us to fart don't feed us rabbit food!"
bolt

16 Jul 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
least clare stops to give you a breather steve. so much better than just letting rip in the hope it'll be silent and you won't bloody notice! i'll drop that subject now eh?
n x x x

16 Jul 2004

ooops there ya go................

16 Jul 2004

:laughabove: :laughabove:
Davej that was brilliant worship

16 Jul 2004

nah JQL, that was smiley central and guess what it was labelled 'dutch oven' so guess you guys are right in the terminology

16 Jul 2004

I try not to pass wind, stuck in the position I am its a real bad deal for me!!

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Better out than in, as they say! :grin:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think that might be a quote from a certain film LC. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Loved them both.
shrek 2

16 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista
DS (4) is following in his Daddy's footsteps ..... rip roarers and giggles. He's also quite proud of the fact he makes up poems to say pardon :doh:
DD (7) the silent but deadly kind ... and a "who me??" innocence!

Our twins (both boys) and cannily enough both 8 worked out that sitting down on the wooden floorboards amplified the sound ten fold.
And then they found sitting on the wooden coffee table made a noise similar in decibel level to concorde landing in next door's garden.
Hey Dawn... watch this..................
Ian_Mids

16 Jul 2004

If you really want some fun, eat Jerusalem Artichokes.
Jezzay