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:bounce: :happy: wave :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: :happy: :bounce:
>>>jumps into thread waving madly for the attention of all in-house uniform lovers.....
please please can I play??
soldier in combats :twisted: .....Marine in full dress uniform :twisted: ......fireman :twisted:
oh yes please! worship
Quote by the_Laird

That any good??

Didn't know they had those sort of parties :grin:
Quote by bisto kid
Iam a doorman doe's that count ? smile

it counts for me :twisted: ........but ya have to look like a stereotypical doorman I'm afraid - blade one all over- rolls of carpets under arms....52 inch chest.....32 inch biceps....thighs like tree trunks and an ass that could crush walnuts.....
so, do you count? :twisted: lol
OMG I go out for a drink, come back and find Hornyred has fired Eagerslut :shock:
Quote by Sarah
OMG I go out for a drink, come back and find Hornyred has fired Eagerslut :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've gone to bed to sulk! :huh:
sad :(
Quote by the_Laird

That any good??

Laird come here whip
Is that you dunno or are you pissing about poke
Quote by EagerSlut
OMG I go out for a drink, come back and find Hornyred has fired Eagerslut :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've gone to bed to sulk! :huh:
sad :(

Eagerslut
As I am in charge of hiring or firing.
I am re instating you...........
lol but you have to sort Hornyred out :lol:
Quote by Sarah
Eagerslut
As I am in charge of hiring or firing.
I am re instating you...........
lol but you have to sort Hornyred out :lol:

Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:

I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by bisto kid
Iam a doorman doe's that count ? smile

Quote by shaggs147
How about me in overalls, does that count? ....... could do a bit of grinding to make sparks for extra effect ......... grinding ooh err lol

Quote by mike_pk_waters
I am off to a wedding at the weekend, in a full dress kilt, does that count :lol:
and true to my past life I will be commando redface

Quote by kcshaggers
I could get him to pose in his nurse uniform - makes a change from the females doing I suppose.
Any other male nurses about - we could set up a clinic.
Any probs anyone . . . .?


No, No and No again rolleyes
Quote by EagerSlut
Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

Eager my good friend slut, i am, in need of several uniformed men ( serious hornyred ).
Sorry but your flirty and slutting in your white frilly panties :rascal: will not create the perfect atmosphere i want.
Now dont start sulking like a big baby, and dont let me hear you say "hornyred is in shit now". Yes i did fire you,and sent you back to Eager slut place wink
Now stop spoiling my uniform mission.
If you leave quietly wave I will send you the pics :wink:
H, red xx
Quote by HornyRed
Laird come here whip
Is that you dunno or are you pissing about poke

You think someone would let ME loose with a loaded weapon??? :scared:
Quote by HornyRed
Iam a doorman doe's that count ? smile

Quote by shaggs147
How about me in overalls, does that count? ....... could do a bit of grinding to make sparks for extra effect ......... grinding ooh err lol

Quote by mike_pk_waters
I am off to a wedding at the weekend, in a full dress kilt, does that count :lol:
and true to my past life I will be commando redface

Quote by kcshaggers
I could get him to pose in his nurse uniform - makes a change from the females doing I suppose.
Any other male nurses about - we could set up a clinic.
Any probs anyone . . . .?


No, No and No again rolleyes
Blimey, shes a hard one to please this HornyRed lol - right - can all the Forces and Firemen in the house please stand up!! :twisted:
Quote by HornyRed

Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

Eager my good friend slut, i am, in need of several uniformed men ( serious hornyred ).
Sorry but your flirty and slutting in your white frilly panties :rascal: will not create the perfect atmosphere i want.
Now dont start sulking like a big baby, and dont let me hear you say "hornyred is in shit now". Yes i did fire you,and sent you back to Eager slut place wink
Now stop spoiling my uniform mission.
If you leave quietly wave I will send you the pics :wink:
H, red xx

:shock: ................ biggrin ............................Gonna get me one of these cool (Man not included)
Quote by HornyRed

Oooooooh! Ta kiss :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
HornyRed's in deep shit now :twisted: :twisted:
innocent :whistling:
I'm staying in bed though. Gotta be up at :shock: :shock: :shock:

Eager my good friend slut, i am, in need of several uniformed men ( serious hornyred ).
Sorry but your flirty and slutting in your white frilly panties :rascal: will not create the perfect atmosphere i want.
Now dont start sulking like a big baby, and dont let me hear you say "hornyred is in shit now". Yes i did fire you,and sent you back to Eager slut place wink
Now stop spoiling my uniform mission.
If you leave quietly wave I will send you the pics :wink:
H, red xx

:huh: :kissmyarse: flipa
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Right now we are beinging to see things........................
wooooooooohooooooooooo
Where is he, which floor of SH towers can I find him
Quote by Sarah
Right now we are beinging to see things........................
wooooooooohooooooooooo
Where is he, which floor of SH towers can I find him

Who chuck? dunno :therethere:
I need a floor's the Sanatorium on? I've caught the Kitty flu and am feeling poorly :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
And there's a maniac running loose calling herself HornyRed :shock: :shock: :shock: but I know it's an imposter :P
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by the_Laird

Laird come here whip
Is that you dunno or are you pissing about poke

You think someone would let ME loose with a loaded weapon??? :scared:
Laird you must leave now smackbottom
You have been dishonest and playing silly games in my uniform mission mad
Go and have a word with yourself, im diappointed in you :undecided:
Fee will be informed lol
Leave now :jagsatwork:
Come on guys, wheres all those coppers and fireman ffs!!
Dalesy, we want that pic in here ASAP! :twisted: rolleyes
Quote by HornyRed
Ive got a partner who is going to bring his combats to a party we are going to on Saturday
Just thought id let you know Sarah wink

Dont you be teasing me now Vicky rolleyes
You know what i want, after you of course.
Ill beg biggrin

Well im sure he will oblige you hunni he said as much lol
Quote by Darkfire
Blimey, shes a hard one to please this HornyRed lol - right - can all the Forces and Firemen in the house please stand up!! :twisted:

Hornyred isn`t hard to please, but today i am on a serious mission here, no messing plz wink My sexual needs rely on this mad
Darkfire would you like to help me with the selection process, but it is so important to me and Sarah for this mission to prefect. I want the highest standard of uniformed men to be choosen :jagsatwork:
All the low standard uniforms, must go immediately without cluttering the place up.
Im trying to set high standards.
H, red x
what about a navy one will that do
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink
Quote by EagerSlut

Eager dont make me shout :fuckinghell:
What are you still hanging around here for, i dont come and contaminate eagerworld wink
Please go, to your own slutty place.
Otherwise i will inform Kitty of your disobedient behaviour.
I did say you could see the horny pictures of my mission :shock: NOW GO :jagsatwork:
Quote by Mal
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink

Nice try Mal but "ex" just isn't doing it for HR tonight. I'm ex RN and ex Firefighter and that's just not pressing the buttons! :huh:
Fancy a beer? drinkies
Quote by Mal
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink

Proof of uniform please rolleyes
High standards at all times :jagsatwork:
Eager will you piss off now mad
Hornyred serious sad
Quote by tiptop777
what about a navy one will that do

Proof dunno
Quote by EagerSlut
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink

Nice try Mal but "ex" just isn't doing it for HR tonight. I'm ex RN and ex Firefighter and that's just not pressing the buttons! :huh:
Fancy a beer? drinkies

Yes, but you haven't got the buttons we have!! :lol: :lol:
Beer's fine when you're next Oop Norf!
Mal
:wink:
Quote by Mal
Just to keep you on your toes - ALL the male Mods are ex-Forces lol !
Mal
wink

Nice try Mal but "ex" just isn't doing it for HR tonight. I'm ex RN and ex Firefighter and that's just not pressing the buttons! :huh:
Fancy a beer? drinkies

Yes, but you haven't got the buttons we have!! :lol: :lol:
Beer's fine when you're next Oop Norf!
Mal
:wink:
I dont need buttons rolleyes who cares about buttons dunno
Just plenty of big men in the highest standard of uniforms :thumbup: