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There is a new car park system being implemented the UK over to stop our beloved cars getting scratched, dented, or even written off by the demons of the carpark..
Women!!
Below is a real life picture of a test car park that has been used for the past 3 months while extensive research was carried out to see if damage was reduced...
>>THIS PIC<< shows that the Labour government can actually get one thing right.
why has that man got a dress on lol :lol:
My sister still couldn't get her Ka into that space :dry:
just the right size space to put my mates 2b forward control in, it's a git trying to park that in Sainsbury's lol
that should become part of the test :shock:
then we'd have less lady drivers on the road rolleyes
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that should become part of the test :shock:
then we'd have less lady drivers on the road rolleyes

I'm sorry.... will the real Markz please stand up!
That comment was 2 sentences long.... it can't really be you!
I might find it funny if it wasn't for the FACT that every dumb twat who has ever hit, nudged, scrapped down the side of, ran into the back of or tried their damnedest to remove my wing mirrors has been a ferkin' usless pillock of a man! mad
Man - full lock reversing out of parking space reshaping my rear passenger door... "I saw a woman get out and thought your car would have been smaller" ... WTF?
Man - wheels locked skidding into the back of my car... "I couldn't stop!" ... you don't say :dry:
Man - reverses into the front of my car instead of pulling forward out of the parking space... "oh fuck not again!"... 'again' confused
rolleyes
It true that big men are more careful about parking than small men?
Is the same true of women?
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Man - full lock reversing out of parking space reshaping my rear passenger door... "I saw a woman get out and thought your car would have been smaller" ... WTF?
Man - wheels locked skidding into the back of my car... "I couldn't stop!" ... you don't say :dry:

Man - reverses into the front of my car instead of pulling forward out of the parking space... "oh fuck not again!"... 'again' confused
rolleyes

lol :lol: :lol: Its the last one that tickled me and in all fairness all the people that have ran into vehicles I've driven have been men with only one exceptinon that was the poor lass who was on her way to her driving test and the maleinstrutor told her to undertake a manouvering aritc :shock: I was geuinely upset for her as she had to get out of the passenger side because despite being fine apart from being in shock there was sod all left of the drivers side of the learner mobile :shock:
I have had all sorts of people hit my car over the years - one of the best was on a bend when a lady piled into the side of me, both of us ending in a ditch. We were both ok - but her excuse - "I never knew that bend was here - is it new?" :doh:
Then there was the time when I was parked at a supermarket. An old dear scraped her supermarket trolley along the side of my car whilst going to her car. Her excuse - "sorry dear, I didn't see you there". I was stationary for heavens sake!
A couple of years back now I saw an employee of a supermarket park his car near the petrol station thinking that as it was closed and the time was past 11pm, that it would be a safe bet.
Little did he know that there was a delivery tanker due, who reversed into the guys little pride and joy mini cooper and squashed it through a brick wall making it just a little smaller than it already was. The tanker driver claimed the car shouldn't have been parked there.
Sorry for stretching the screen!! But I just don't have time to re-size this picture.
That feature was funny but i still say women have just as many accidents as guys its just they usualy so minor that no claims are made, and the saying men have more accident than women which is based on insurance claims is a false gauge. Also the article in Kiss_Me's post rings true as in those insurance figures mens accidents cost far more to repair.
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It true that big men are more careful about parking than small men?
Is the same true of women?

:smoke:
Can we go and get that orange juice now Travis?
De_sade
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