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Quote by VenusnMars
No it wasn`t you...........although I can claim an intimate introduction to your tonsils :twisted:
Venusxxx

Blummin' eck was I the only one who never got snogged by Venus????? I only got two snogs all night both off the same man too ...
sits and sobs ......... :cry:
I best get some snogs at Nottingham :twisted:
Awww, I`m sorry! I didn`t want to scare you!
I`ll getcha next time though! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Awww, I`m sorry! I didn`t want to scare you!
I`ll getcha next time though! :twisted:
Venusxxx

Scare me???? Do you grow horns and warts during a snog then?????
;) I don't scare that easily LMAO
Right everyone witness that .... I'm on a promise for a snog from at least Venus next Munch :twisted:
Quote by se7endriver

Se7endriver - again was expecting someone a lot older.

Awwwwwww thanks Calista kiss, i have been buying booze since i was about 11 everyone always thinks im way older than i am,
I put it down to the air of maturity i give off cool
Maturity? :shock: rotflmao :gagged: (Although I do remember the first time we met and you told me your age. My reply "OMG, I thought you were MILES older than that!" How to win friends and influence people lol. Didn't do me any harm though ;))
Clare..... had her hair cut so I was really surprised at how different she looked
Steve.... looks about 20 years younger than the pic of him on his av :shock:
Alex.... very different from her av but I'd known her hair was shorter IRL so I wasn't too far away in my imagination
Easy.... different to how I imagined but somehow the same (I'm due to take another tablet in a minute, don't panic)
Mrs easy..... didn't really have a mental pic but she's lovely - when are you getting your own log in name btw??
Davej and Mrs Davej....... about 15-20 years younger than davej makes out in his posts!! I was imagining a pensioner in a brown suit trying to foxtrot on the dancefloor and his long suffering wife tutting and rolling her eyes at his antics!! smackbottom for davej misleading me so badly!
Mark and Helen.... Mark looks nothing like a dalek and is much younger than I'd imagined! And Helen is just lovely smile
Calista..... Not as tall as I'd imagined but just as gorgeous
Morbius.... more or less how I imagined him but without the shadows (based on his av lol)
VenusnMars.... venus is tiny. Have to admit I didn't really have a mental image of Mars, but we did manage to put him in a box with Jas's Tim :rotflmao:
Marmalaid........ totally different to how I imagined. But he did look very fetching in my boots (which is more than can be said for my look with my skirt and his shoes :shock: redface )
Trying to think of anyone else I met for the first time this weekend and failing (its late!) WIll get back to you if I remember any others
Quote by Angel Chat
Calista..... Not as tall as I'd imagined but just as gorgeous
Morbius.... more or less how I imagined him but without the shadows (based on his av lol)

Awww ty hon smile Everyone thinks I'm going to be taller in real life :shock: i'm a miniscule little thing LOL and it certainly doesn't help that Morbius is almost a clear foot taller than me "sigh"
I am going to have to get a decent picture of Morbius ... that avatar of his confuses everyone LOLOL .... it isn't him heheheh .... He's obsessed with the CSI programme and that picture is of Grisham the guy who stars in it LOLOL.
Quote by the ever lovely Angel Chat
Davej and Mrs Davej....... about 15-20 years younger than davej makes out in his posts!! I was imagining a pensioner in a brown suit trying to foxtrot on the dancefloor and his long suffering wife tutting and rolling her eyes at his antics!! for davej misleading me so badly!

look . . . now i'm confused . . . . who was i talking to then . . . dunno . . . seems pretty damn accurate to me????
as for Se7en . . . might have been easier seeing him in a towel???? kilt refernece :smile:
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Quote by neilinleeds
as for Se7en . . . might have been easier seeing him in a towel???? kilt refernece :smile:
n x x x x x ;-)

Neil!! I've already been in loads of trouble over the kilt. He's going to remember now and give me loads of grief over it smackbottom He maintains I told him not to wear it (like he ever takes any notice of what I have to say) rolleyes lol
And he was definitely wearing a towel in the club afterwards lol
Quote by Angel Chat

VenusnMars.... venus is tiny. Have to admit I didn't really have a mental image of Mars, but we did manage to put him in a box with Jas's Tim rotflmao

I like it down here, it`s a good height when I hug the girls :twisted:
Mars likes it in his box! biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by Mark
I'll take it as a compliment until told otherwise rotflmao

I would,we all thought you were geriactric and were trying to pass yourself off as younger because no one had met you and wouldnt ever know!!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: bolt
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I would,we all thought you were geriactric and were trying to pass yourself off as younger because no one had met you and wouldnt ever know!!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: bolt

I certaintly thought that - quote of my night was from WBB:
"I thought you were younger than me"
Made my night she took 5 years of me in a single swoop - passionkiss busty!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
Quote by se7endriver
I put it down to the air of maturity i give off cool

Is THAT what the smell was. confused :? :? :shock: :P lol :lol:
Quote by Angel Chat
Easy.... different to how I imagined but somehow the same (I'm due to take another tablet in a minute, don't panic)
Mrs easy..... didn't really have a mental pic but she's lovely - when are you getting your own log in name btw??

We were :shock: at how young and attractive you were. redface
Your personality was just like it is on line though. wink
Mrs easy should be getting her own ID in the next couple of days (if the gits from BT ever show up to fix our phone line. mad banghead )
She says she'd like a chat with you about outfits in the not-to-distant future. biggrin
I said rolleyes :scared: bolt and went and hid ALL the credit cards.
Seeing as I told everyone what I was going to look like, I guess none of you were suprised lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Seeing as I told everyone what I was going to look like, I guess none of you were suprised lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Trust me Blue, mere words could not do either of your outfits justice. wink
The best bit about Blue's outfit was her beaming smile. From ear to ear all night. Even after she was feeling a bit unwell redface - still grinnning as she left.
Most folk were as I expected - but nicer in real life I suppose biggrin
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Having only just found the forum, and slowly getting to grips with how it works, i do feel that i am at a distinct advantage!!!! :mrgreen: I met some of you, (neilinleeds, CQ, Angelchat and a couple of others whose names now escape this fragile mind) loon had a blether, :censored: and although i didn't get any fabulous, stupendous snogs passionkiss (one lives in hope), i now know who you are before reading your entries.!!! :smug:
Looking forward to getting to know the rest of you, for the Nottingham munch!!!!
Lots of love hugs, and kisses
Little
Quote by easy to Angel
She says she'd like a chat with you about outfits in the not-to-distant future. biggrin
I said rolleyes :scared: bolt and went and hid ALL the credit cards.

Easy - if ever you and Mrs Easy pop over the pennines to Sheff or Rotherham, nip into Pulse and Cocktails - they have an amazing array of basques and costumes (& wigs - ie my avatar) etc etc. It's like a massive Ann Summers (but far far better) and the staff are great - I have no second thoughts about going in on my own.
It's worth the drive over snake/woodhead just for a visit! If you go - drop me a PM and I'll give you directions.
Hugs
Alex x x x
Quote by Alexandra

She says she'd like a chat with you about outfits in the not-to-distant future. biggrin
I said rolleyes :scared: bolt and went and hid ALL the credit cards.

Easy - if ever you and Mrs Easy pop over the pennines to Sheff or Rotherham, nip into Pulse and Cocktails - they have an amazing array of basques and costumes (& wigs - ie my avatar) etc etc. It's like a massive Ann Summers (but far far better) and the staff are great - I have no second thoughts about going in on my own.
It's worth the drive over snake/woodhead just for a visit! If you go - drop me a PM and I'll give you directions.
Hugs
Alex x x x
Thanks A. Mrs e should be able to log on tonight (god I hope so) and register, so I'll pass on the message and she may reply tonight.....
Hang on.....shopping......spending money we don't have.......second thoughts I'll say nothing and hope she doesn't see this. :uhoh: lol
Quote by Alexandra
Easy - if ever you and Mrs Easy pop over the pennines to Sheff or Rotherham, nip into Pulse and Cocktails - they have an amazing array of basques and costumes (& wigs - ie my avatar) etc etc. It's like a massive Ann Summers (but far far better) and the staff are great - I have no second thoughts about going in on my own.

Ooooh Sheffield is a stones through up the motorway for me and I get my first paycheck next week biggrin Might have to plan a trip ... mind you I'm dieting like mad before the next munch so may wait a while .....
Hardly any of you turned up looking how you were supposed to and everyone of you rotton gits looked younger than your supposed to be.
I am finding it odd and its probably in my fuddled head, but I am reading posts with a face or accent in mind now which is a nice supplement for me.
Obviousely those with avatars of themselves were closer, although even then I wouldn't like to bet that I could have picked them out without a name badge.
Well Dave - you looked amazingly like your avatar. You bum was the same shape and had trousers on it!
I wonder how many now see the slight humour now in the pronunciation of Wigan as 'Wig'gin.
Quote by davej
I am finding it odd and its probably in my fuddled head, but I am reading posts with a face or accent in mind now which is a nice supplement for me.

*Puts on best Manchester accent*
ippy dippy doggy shitty flip flap flam wink lol
Quote by davej
Obviousely those with avatars of themselves were closer, although even then I wouldn't like to bet that I could have picked them out without a name badge.

LOLOLOLOL there was no way, despite being asked about 20 times, that I was taking my dress off :shock: I know you lot have seen my tits but surely I was recognisable wth clothes on?????
I only recognised you when you did your "hair thing" rotflmao
Quote by Calista

Obviousely those with avatars of themselves were closer, although even then I wouldn't like to bet that I could have picked them out without a name badge.

LOLOLOLOL there was no way, despite being asked about 20 times, that I was taking my dress off :shock: I know you lot have seen my tits but surely I was recognisable wth clothes on?????
Any chance of you popping round so we can judge for ourselves. I'll be home from about 6 ish. :mrgreen:
Quote by bluexxx
I only recognised you when you did your "hair thing" rotflmao

LOLOLOL you weren't only one ... you should have seen Jas reaction LOLOL
Quote by easy

Obviousely those with avatars of themselves were closer, although even then I wouldn't like to bet that I could have picked them out without a name badge.

LOLOLOLOL there was no way, despite being asked about 20 times, that I was taking my dress off :shock: I know you lot have seen my tits but surely I was recognisable wth clothes on?????
Any chance of you popping round so we can judge for ourselves. I'll be home from about 6 ish. :mrgreen:
smackbottom tease
.....ok on my way ;)
Quote by Calista
smackbottom tease

moi?
Quote by Calista
.....ok on my way ;)

I'll put the kettle on. wink
Quote by easy
I'll put the kettle on. wink

Do you really think it will fit you confused: dunno
:giggle:
...the old ones are the best ...
Quote by easy
I put it down to the air of maturity i give off cool

Is THAT what the smell was. confused :? :? :shock: :P lol :lol:

Ahh such kind words smile
thanks for the avatar advice too :shock:
Quote by Calista
I only recognised you when you did your "hair thing" rotflmao

LOLOLOL you weren't only one ... you should have seen someone's reaction LOLOL
Calista!!!!! thank you for mentioning the divine someone's name in my presence, and reminding me that i did a very very stupid thing . . . . . . wot a gobshite i am . . . . :doh: :doh: :doh: . . . . . :rotflmao:
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