Message to single guys

16 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird
yet you say in your profile you're straight'
I'm sorry i'm confused.
H.x

Don't worry, you're not alone rolleyes

Is there a 'shaking head and giving up' emoticon?
If you find it, send a copy to me!! Brick wall springs to mind!

16 Apr 2006

After many hours of reading and research in the Photo Ads section I have come to the conclusion that there are Three Sexes on/in Swinging Heaven. wink

They are :-
Male
Female
Convertible
Phredd

16 Apr 2006

Well, although I am not gay nor seeking a lesbian relationship, I put it that if I was a girly gay single male, I could not truthfuly place an ad seeking a bi curious female, nor a hetrosexual "normal" female. I agree that most single "normal" men will want a female and pm any old ad which is wrong, but its also wrong to assume that a "Male" wants to be on the giving end. I am sure there could be people who may be in that situation and have genuine reasons for seeking a gay female ! Why? I don't know, All I can say is that some efeminate (but not gay) men love to be with understanding females and that is on equal terms. And if a girl says I fancy that girl....I am sure they would feel equaly miffed if she chose me instead of her ! So why is it different..

16 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
I don't know why a man would want a lesbian relationship but then as i say. how does one best discribe such a request in an ad.

How the f**k does a man have a lesbian relationship?

Quote by peenut
If I were in a gay relationship and my male partner wanted to do exactly the same things to a female as he would do to me then he would be Bi. I however am not, I am gay.!

Confused here... dunno

Quote by peenut
Well, although I am not gay nor seeking a lesbian relationship

So which are you? Gay, straight or convertible :?

16 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I don't know why a man would want a lesbian relationship but then as i say. how does one best discribe such a request in an ad.

How the f**k does a man have a lesbian relationship? confused

think you start by growing manboobs, thinking illogically & having mood swings
dungarees are optional bolt

16 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I don't know why a man would want a lesbian relationship but then as i say. how does one best discribe such a request in an ad.

How the f**k does a man have a lesbian relationship? confused

think you start by growing manboobs, thinking illogically & having mood swings
dungarees are optional bolt

Aha, Mr Big Meat... I hope you're well after our cosy evening in front of the fire wink

I came in the back way and can't believe I missed half of this.... lol

16 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I don't know why a man would want a lesbian relationship but then as i say. how does one best discribe such a request in an ad.

How the f**k does a man have a lesbian relationship? confused

think you start by growing manboobs, thinking illogically & having mood swings
dungarees are optional bolt

Aha, Mr Big Meat... I hope you're well after our cosy evening in front of the fire wink

I came in the back way and can't believe I missed half of this.... lol

I didn't think you ever used the front door :?
Now I am confused :lol:

16 Apr 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
I don't know why a man would want a lesbian relationship but then as i say. how does one best discribe such a request in an ad.

How the f**k does a man have a lesbian relationship? confused

think you start by growing manboobs, thinking illogically & having mood swings
dungarees are optional bolt

Aha, Mr Big Meat... I hope you're well after our cosy evening in front of the fire wink

I came in the back way and can't believe I missed half of this.... lol

hello bloke, not seen you for ages. the fire evening was great, nothing more entertaining than watching a shed go up in flames :giggle:

17 Apr 2006

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I am loving this banter........
I took no offence out of the bi-curious comment.....
I agree that all lesbians need cock... but I am telling you the one they need is the multi-coloured one that I have with straps.... and they come for hours... !!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I bet it shuts up when you tell it, unlike a man wink

Can't mow the lawn tho - can it
nernernernerner flipa