metric cocks

15 Apr 2004

Please can someone tell me why men still give the size of their manhood in imperial measurements? would it not be a huge boost to the male ego to give their sizes in metric?
whereas six inches redface

would become a massive 153mms biggrin

seven inches..................................................178mms
eight inches.....................................................203mms
nine inches......................................................228mms
p.s my old man has 12 inches, but does'nt use it as a rule lol

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Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later you get pissed off.

15 Apr 2004

LOL.
Actually, I already do this in my "other" ad:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-41430.html
(plug plug!)

15 Apr 2004

My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door.... she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 3 foot 4!

15 Apr 2004

And 36DD would become 915DD............yeah, like that's really gonna catch on. rolleyes

I can't imagine the girlies going metric for a minute.
Steve

16 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door.... she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 3 foot 4!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloody long time since I heard that one Heather! My brother, named - yes Billy - was taunted with it for years at school :lol:
Tracy-Jayne

16 Apr 2004

I prefer to use microns, because I have a HUGE willy then....strewth no wonder I need a wheelbarrow to take it about with me....NOT
redface

16 Apr 2004

Quote by RedHot
My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door.... she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only 3 foot 4!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloody long time since I heard that one Heather! My brother, named - yes Billy - was taunted with it for years at school :lol:
Tracy-Jayne
Why any bloke would be disappointed with a 3ft + willie I donâ€™t know, could stunt double a horse... hehe smile

Sorry will stop hijacking thread now...

16 Apr 2004

Simple answer from someone who still has problems with imperial measures (how much does a "stone" weigh ? ) :
Imperial measures are larger. Therefore there are fewer categories. In the rest of the world, you can be 14, 15 or 16 cms long (we count in centimetres, I've never met a man who was self-obsessed enough to measure his gear down to millimetric precision biggrin

).
In England, all of that (and even a bit shorter and a bit longer) falls into the "about 6 inches" category.
Guess what, the 14- centimeters guys are pretty happy to be in the same category as the 16+ centimeters guys ! rotflmao

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Thomas,
25 yo, Birmingham, student for life, practicing every day !

16 Apr 2004

That's a point, Judy...
Make a stand for imperial measurements and shag a pizza today! biggrin

16 Apr 2004

Ooo ow, hot cheese.... redface

16 Apr 2004

Judy hun...
maybe heather has the pizza perversion...
sits on it and says....
EAT ME.....?

17 Apr 2004

Whats the point in going metirc, we all use the imaginary ruler to measure anyway. That's how a 7 inch dick becomes 8 inces, an 8 incher becomes 10 inches. Women don't start nodding your head in agreement with me coz you guys are just as bad. Size 12 my arse!
............Hard