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Microbiologist wanted (added question on the end)

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Can the mods let this one run for an hour please.
Is there a microbiologist or someone who has done sampling i.e. dip-slides and swabs out there. I need to ask a question or two tonight.
If you are out there.......help a thicko please
Dave_Notts
edit/ The question I need answering.
I have a lab report to be in tomoz. It is on sampling techniques. I have done the sampling with a dipslide and a swab.
The question is:
Were the two methods equally efficient at different levels of contamination?
No they were not (this was cos of my results)
If not why not?
This bit has got me baffled..........I haven't got a clue. Does anybody know of any websites that are any good
We quite like Guacamole if thats any help?
The answer is once every twenty minutes, so you have to know how old the swab is to glean any meaningful information from it. smile
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The answer is once every twenty minutes, so you have to know how old the swab is to glean any meaningful information from it. smile

That answered one question Ice. What's the other one then? dunno
:rascal: :rascal: bolt
I have had one serious pm.
It is great being part of a community with so manyyyyyyyyy different people. If there are anymore peeps out there then drop us off a pm.........this has to be in tomoz so please help.
Dave_Notts
worship :worship: :worship: please :worship: :worship: :worship:
you like being on your knees mate?
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you like being on your knees mate?

Chris.......If I can get the answer to this then I will stay on my knees.........does Bev know at all?
Dave_Notts
easy peasy...but you don't have boobs so I won't tell :twisted: :twisted:
No mate she doesnt or she would have helped you i reckon
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easy peasy...but you don't have boobs so I won't tell :twisted: :twisted:

Git lol
Dave_Notts
Goes to try and grow some boobs
Dave I dont know anything about it but:-
Would the absorption of the swab against the non-absorption of a dip slide have anything to do with it?
dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Thanks for your PMs. I think I can rustle something up from what you have all said.
It was most appreciated
Dave_Notts
Mods.....this can be locked and allowed to die a death......or leave it going so peeps can still take the piss....cheers for letting it stay on :thumbup:
Quote by Dave__Notts
The question is:
Were the two methods equally efficient at different levels of contamination?
No they were not (this was cos of my results)
If not why not?
This bit has got me baffled..........I haven't got a clue. Does anybody know of any websites that are any good

It's my belief that the two methods you chose would have been equally efficient at different levels of contamination which leads me to conclude and therefore answer your question......
.....yer results are shite.....
anyways best of luck.