Right Alex,
I was seriously underwhelmed by life this afternoon; if we had trams ,buses or trains in the country I would have jumped under one (actually, I was too depressed to jump, I would have merely slid forward with a look of deep disdain on my mush-well, it would be mush when the tram/ bus/train had finished with it). Anyway, I found a cure...GOLF IN THE DARK!! It's great. Just wandered over the fields with my clubs-smashing balls at shadows. It's great fun: I'm off to get some fluorescent paint tomorrow as finding balls is a bit tricky. Got quite good at dropping a wedge shot into the hedge and watching the rats run. It's great-anyone want a game?? I reckon Dave J would be up for it-I'm sure it would appeal to him. Sleeping cows are about the same size as a small green, sand wedge drops it right down on 'em-they haven't a clue why it's raining such big hail stones. Oh I'm so happy. Best fun of all was aiming at the barely visible telegraph pole-letting rip-and waiting for the 'thwack'-which isn't very often with my golf. Skein of Canada Geese went over and I lobbed a 'skier 'among them. Pah, shooting is boring now. I'm off out in a bit to see if I can knock a rabbit off with the driver from about 200 yards!! Ordinary golf will seem boring now....come on, who's up for a nocturnal fourball?
Agricola
You really are a compete and utter fruitcake!
But that's what I love about you!
Be seeing you! (tm No 2 - a long time ago)
MUAHs
Alex x x
Fippin Heck - I come on here for sympathy - and what do I get ?..
an episode of the two Ronnies!!!!!!!!
Awwwww ty Calista
And Yes - much better thank you!
In fact - quite invigorated!
Hugs, Alex x x x x x x x x