Now you all know I'm not someone who starts many threads and if I do they are mostly humorous ones.
But I am working away from home for the week.
It's tough at work at the moment (too much to do, tight deadlines, staff with negative attitudes)
I would just love for someone to relieve some stress and cheer me up.
Anyone any ideas????
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Mid Week Blues...
Sex God
Oooooh Alex, you'll get all manner of suggestive PMs..... ENJOY! 
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You ask this on a Wednesday when I was free on Tuesday - Alex, how could you? :cry:
Not to worry. sod the workers, get some 'me' time in, get down the offy, get yourself a nice bottle of your favourite (stout, isn't it?) and then run yourself a hot bath and just soak..............................and soak .............................................. and soak. You might come out looking like a prune, but who cares? It's all part of 'me' time!!
Mal
Not to worry. sod the workers, get some 'me' time in, get down the offy, get yourself a nice bottle of your favourite (stout, isn't it?) and then run yourself a hot bath and just soak..............................and soak .............................................. and soak. You might come out looking like a prune, but who cares? It's all part of 'me' time!!
Mal
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You ask this on a Wednesday when I was free on Tuesday - Alex, how could you? :cry:
Not to worry. sod the workers, get some 'me' time in, get down the offy, get yourself a nice bottle of your favourite (stout, isn't it?) and then run yourself a hot bath and just soak..............................and soak .............................................. and soak. You might come out looking like a prune, but who cares? It's all part of 'me' time!!
Mal
Blue - suggestive PMs indeed - just look what my mate mal put!!!!!
Alex
(now a wrinkley!)
Sex God
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Mod
You just can't help some people!!!
Mal
Mal
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Quote by Alexandra
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
I know - but there is pervy - and then there is downright OBSCENE!!!!!
What? Just 'cos I mentioned Stout? you've never lived, woman!!
Mal
Quote by mal609
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
I know - but there is pervy - and then there is downright OBSCENE!!!!!
What? Just 'cos I mentioned Stout? you've never lived, woman!!
Mal
I know I need to lose a few pounds Mal - but calling me Stout is NOT going to cheer me up!!!!!!!
Casanova
Quote by bluexxx
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x
Mod
There's always one and it's always you! If I knew how to spell misconstrued or knew what it meant, I would say that's what you did with my meanings!!!!
So wich bit of the country are you in cos having fun is some parts of the country is impossible ...not naming any names but it begins with W and ends in ...illenhall for instance.
Cheer up Alex its only for life ....
How unusual for you to walk in to a different place of work and be greeted by negative attitudes..you must just have struck unlucky there
Never mind I take it you are staying in a Hotel ? Expenses refundable ?pm me the address and I'll be there as soon as I can to verify your expenditure so you dont have any problems claiming back your out of pockets:wink:
Has it got a jacuzzi , sauna or pool ..treat your self ...or you could accidntally book a rude film by sitting 0n the remote buttons ... oooops I never realised she says :shock:
other than that it doesn't look like Kylie's going to ring me for telephone sex so I have a vacancy :roll:
Cheer up Alex its only for life ....
How unusual for you to walk in to a different place of work and be greeted by negative attitudes..you must just have struck unlucky there
Never mind I take it you are staying in a Hotel ? Expenses refundable ?pm me the address and I'll be there as soon as I can to verify your expenditure so you dont have any problems claiming back your out of pockets:wink:
Has it got a jacuzzi , sauna or pool ..treat your self ...or you could accidntally book a rude film by sitting 0n the remote buttons ... oooops I never realised she says :shock:
other than that it doesn't look like Kylie's going to ring me for telephone sex so I have a vacancy :roll:
Quote by Dan Solo
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x
WooHoo
Now here is a man who knows how to please a woman!!!!!! (take note - Mal!!!! - prunes & stout indeed!!)
A massage, Dan? Sounds idyllic.
Now how do you want me?
Could I have a little of something nice to drink too?
Sex God
Awwwww c'mere Alex! 
assionkiss: :passionkiss:
Not very pervy but you do look a little like a prune!!!
assionkiss: :passionkiss: Not very pervy but you do look a little like a prune!!!
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So wich bit of the country are you in cos having fun is some parts of the country is impossible ...not naming any names but it begins with W and ends in ...illenhall for instance.
Cheer up Alex its only for life ....
How unusual for you to walk in to a different place of work and be greeted by negative attitudes..you must just have struck unlucky there
Never mind I take it you are staying in a Hotel ? Expenses refundable ?pm me the address and I'll be there as soon as I can to verify your expenditure so you dont have any problems claiming back your out of pockets:wink:
Has it got a jacuzzi , sauna or pool ..treat your self ...or you could accidntally book a rude film by sitting 0n the remote buttons ... oooops I never realised she says :shock:
other than that it doesn't look like Kylie's going to ring me for telephone sex so I have a vacancy :roll:
oooo NGDE - verify my expenditure (...shakes head - that's what it's called these days is it?)
Nope - this hotel has no pool, jacuzzi, gym or sauna :cry:
btw - I work away (at this location in South Yorks) quite frequently - so not a new workplace.
Hugs, Alex x x
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
I told you, those pervs are just waiting to pounce!
Alex I am always available for a quick pounce !! :rascal:
Never knowingly undersold in the pouncability stakes. :smug:
You sound like you could do with a nice relaxing massage
I'm yer man !! ( Runs off to cupboard frantically looking for oil, potions and all manner of seductive stuff !!)
Please read my disclaimer before we start :small-print:
Regards Dan x x x
WooHoo
Now here is a man who knows how to please a woman!!!!!! (take note - Mal!!!! - prunes & stout indeed!!)
A massage, Dan? Sounds idyllic.
Now how do you want me?
Could I have a little of something nice to drink too?
I alwas find that a fine lady deserves a fine vintage, may I suggest a bottle of bubbly ??
Goes down lovely with a massage. Ah the scent of the oils, the aroma of the candles.
The bubbles rising and falling in the glass, oooh I am there now !! :rascal:
Sound good ??
Dan x x x :wink:
Sex God
Alex, I can recommend the massage, the hot bath, and also the drink, that at least fills in some time, you could also read a good book. But for sheer indulgence, how about your favorite fantasy.
John
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Quote by Alexandra
WooHoo
Now here is a man who knows how to please a woman!!!!!! (take note - Mal!!!! - prunes & stout indeed!!)
Huh!!! If I thought I needed references I would have called up the harem!! WYSIWYG, Alex, and no messing!
Quote by Dan Solo
I alwas find that a fine lady deserves a fine vintage, may I suggest a bottle of bubbly ??
Champagne sounds lovely - but please don't refer to me as vintage
- god with Mal calling me Stout and saying I'm a prune and now you call me vintage!!! - Sheesh!Quote by Dan Solo
Goes down
oooooooo Dan - you little Devil you :shock:
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oooh I am there now !! :rascal:
hmmmmmmm Dan - surely the lady should be first :roll:
Sex God
Er, that was YOU sharing my bath just now as my personal SHAGGER wasn't it Alex?
I mean, it FELT like it could've been you? :confused:
I mean, it FELT like it could've been you? :confused:
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Quote by Alexandra
Champagne sounds lovely - but please don't refer to me as vintage
Now, now, Alex - you know flattery will get you everywhere. Just try and think of me as a normal human bean and it might reduce your hot flushes!!
Mal
Casanova
Ohhhh dear Alex
You are always putting words into my mouth !!
You know what I mean !!
Dan x x x
You are always putting words into my mouth !!
You know what I mean !!
Dan x x x
Sex God
Okay Alex........ Just for you MrFC is heading your way !!!!
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Quote by Alexandra
Baked or broad?
Runner!!
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Now, now, Alex - you know flattery will get you everywhere. Just try and think of me as a normal human bean and it might reduce your hot flushes!!
Mal
Baked or broad?
No, no the two Ronnies all over again !!
FOUR CANDLES !!
OMG
Dan :wink:
