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Mid Year Valentines... or the secret crush thread!

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Quote by Firelizard
Oh I see redface
Thanks then Winchy rotflmao

Do you have any idea how difficult it was to think of something which would give the game away immediately.....even to a numpty like you?
And still you get it wrong banghead
Well I didnt know Boney was stand in matchmaker for the night did I dunno I just thought she was being well forward...innit!!
Quote by Firelizard
Well I didnt know Boney was stand in matchmaker for the night did I dunno I just thought she was being well forward...innit!!

And....and.....I noticed Boney got an "oh alright then"....I just got a "thanks!"
You can stick yer Kia Ora!
:flounce:
:shock: :shock:
me???? forward ::shock:
Quote by Firelizard
Oh ffs come ere... passionkiss ok now ?

Slightly better. Still sulking a little though. :dry:
Will you three get together and sort it!! rolleyes
Can I come and watch??
.
Quote by westerross
Will you three get together and sort it!! rolleyes
Can I come and watch??
.

Sorry Chooney kiss
Quote by winchwench
Oh ffs come ere... passionkiss ok now ?

Slightly better. Still sulking a little though. :dry:
What if all the Shadies offered a big snog?
Not that Ican - my invite from another, didn't work - needs to be from the big boss of the Shadies
Quote by westerross
Will you three get together and sort it!! rolleyes
Can I come and watch??
.

can I book the room? bolt
Quote by Freckledbird
Oh ffs come ere... passionkiss ok now ?

Slightly better. Still sulking a little though. :dry:
What if all the Shadies offered a big snog?
Not that Ican - my invite from another, didn't work - needs to be from the big boss of the Shadies
It could work.....possibly. If tongues were to be involved......
As for the other thing......harumph....will get onto it tomorrow (the Facebook gremlins have wound me up tonight)
Quote by Firelizard
Will you three get together and sort it!! rolleyes
Can I come and watch??
.

Sorry Chooney kiss
Is that 'Sorry you won't sort it out'
Or 'Sorry I can't come and watch'? :shock: (Choon gnawing knuckles.....)
.
Quote by noladreams30
to Cherrytree
The face and the voice of an angel, the body of a goddess and the mind of a philosopher. Admired you from a distance of not just miles but years as well. Oh to be twenty years younger.
:inlove:

Ok it's time for an Inspector Morse moment...The face and the voice ... now that's an interesting thing to say... maybe someone who's been at a karaoke munch? Or somewhere else where we had an impromptu singalong? If the latter, I know who you might be, and I've kinda fancied you too! :grin:
Quote by Cherrytree
to Cherrytree
The face and the voice of an angel, the body of a goddess and the mind of a philosopher. Admired you from a distance of not just miles but years as well. Oh to be twenty years younger.
:inlove:

Ok it's time for an Inspector Morse moment...The face and the voice ... now that's an interesting thing to say... maybe someone who's been at a karaoke munch? Or somewhere else where we had an impromptu singalong? If the latter, I know who you might be, and I've kinda fancied you too! :grin:
And he's really, really old!
bolt
Quote by westerross
Will you three get together and sort it!! rolleyes
Can I come and watch??
.

Sorry Chooney kiss
Is that 'Sorry you won't sort it out'
Or 'Sorry I can't come and watch'? :shock: (Choon gnawing knuckles.....)
.
No it's sorry for doing the hijacky thing lol
Quote by noladreams30
to splendid_
In every way :inlove: worshipped you from afar, I read your posts with avid interest, I love our occasional banter, respect and admire so many of your opinions and have had the absolute hots for you for a very long time kiss
:inlove:

eh ? bless your poor misguided soul.
and thanks...
and ummm
redface
Quote by splendid_
to splendid_
In every way :inlove: worshipped you from afar, I read your posts with avid interest, I love our occasional banter, respect and admire so many of your opinions and have had the absolute hots for you for a very long time kiss
:inlove:

eh ? bless your poor misguided soul.
and thanks...
and ummm
redface
I know :shock: thats what I thought bolt :kiss:
To woohoo
Just your voice makes me horny and wet one day I will come to that sexy country and shag you silly! passionkiss boink hump blast :inlove: whip
:inlove:
To Mike North:
A true gent :rose:
:inlove:

Whuttt??? Well, thank you, mysterious person. worship
Is gent short for gentleman? How do they know I'm gentle? Maybe I'm ruff! :twisted:
To Stormwalker
Though retiring and quiet, you are one of the elite club. "The people who make me laugh" are few and far between. Your sardonic wit is unsurpassed.
worship
:inlove:
Quote by noladreams30
To Stormwalker
Though retiring and quiet, you are one of the elite club. "The people who make me laugh" are few and far between. Your sardonic wit is unsurpassed.
worship
:inlove:

He he lol you can say that again rolleyes
Quote by noladreams30
To Stormwalker
Though retiring and quiet, you are one of the elite club. "The people who make me laugh" are few and far between. Your sardonic wit is unsurpassed.
worship
:inlove:

You still ain't having me up the bum with a strapon rolleyes
Quote by Bonedigger
To jiggle
Roses are red
violets are sour
get on your knees
and bang me for an hour!
xx
:inlove:

if the author of this would like to PM, then i will Gladly honor the request..
i'm quite redface at this.. someone said they saw my name in here so had a nose.. so put me out of my misery and tell me who! lol
and aslo... thank you x to ever you are
Quote by Freckledbird
Oh ffs come ere... passionkiss ok now ?

Slightly better. Still sulking a little though. :dry:
What if all the Shadies offered a big snog?
Not that Ican - my invite from another, didn't work - needs to be from the big boss of the Shadies
rotflmao I'll call on the powers that be for ya!
Quote by winchwench
For :

As Leonard Cohen says,
Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.
Thank you for sharing your life and your ashes!
:inlove:
I have now spent 4 days on the rack, atttempting to revel who this is. I have failed.
..but I have been able to make some notes on noladdreams.
notes
sadistic tempest, nice cleavage.
If there are Revels involved, I'm quite happy to pretend it was me :lol2: Although you can keep the peanut ones. winkSomeone PMed me, I was shocked, surprised, delighted, embrassed, I never had any idea.
Oh nola, I forgive you. This thread has puzzled me, but it was worth it.
Did I say I was over the moon?
Quote by noladreams30
to TanKinky
Every time I look into those eyes my heart starts to race, I drop my eyes a little and my blood pressure goes through the roof sillyhwoar:
I continue to peruse your lovely pics and suddenly my ......................................... :rascal: kiss
:inlove:

bleeding eck :shock: my pm box is <<<----- thaddaway
be there or......... leave me in suspenders rolleyes
I need to find the author of this one
To Mrs Bonedigger:
Your cakes are legendary
As are your quips.
I’d love to have a snog
Of your gorgeous lips!
and this one
To: Mrs Bonedigger
To one of the nicest, biggest hearted people in the world - you're a star!
Be my valentine!
Please, please, please biggrin
i dont know who any of mine are off confused it could drive a gal crazy it could!!!!! :twisted: