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Mid Year Valentines... or the secret crush thread!
Quote by noladreams30
To Phuckers.....
I would LOVE to take you out for a test drive sometime
:inlove:
hey me?...is that you FB stalking me again
,well whoever the prettiness she is,you can test drive me any day have just had new bearings fit on my shaftNola has their been a match yet...yes or no answer please!
Sorry Phuckers... :twisted: My lips are sealed!!
Well so much for the blow job skills
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Nola....are you open to BRIBES of any kind at all :rascal: :rascal:
Nope.
Absolutely not.
Never.
Defo, defo no way.
Erm.... what kinda bribes?!
:rascal:
Sex God
.....To LP
LP
Do Me.
:inlove:
LP
Do Me.
:inlove:
Sex God
To Tankinky:
Tanya my love,
Thou art more radiant than my desk lamp
More lovely than ice cream sundaes
More winsome than a buxom babe in a BBC costume drama
More temperate than a summer day at Skegness
Be my July Valentine?
:inlove:
Tanya my love,
Thou art more radiant than my desk lamp
More lovely than ice cream sundaes
More winsome than a buxom babe in a BBC costume drama
More temperate than a summer day at Skegness
Be my July Valentine?
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
To Tankinky:
Tanya my love,
Thou art more radiant than my desk lamp
More lovely than ice cream sundaes
More winsome than a buxom babe in a BBC costume drama
More temperate than a summer day at Skegness
Be my July Valentine?
:inlove:
:shock: :shock: :confused2: i really wanna know who sent this :confused2:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
can you be jealous and a swinger???
I think so, yes.
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
oi kinky one....get behind me in the bribery queue
Nah im only little i can queue hop easily
Sex God
To Mrs Bonedigger:
Hers is a warm heart,
Full of giving. Slow to burn;
Except with love’s fire.
:inlove:
Hers is a warm heart,
Full of giving. Slow to burn;
Except with love’s fire.
:inlove:
Sex God
To Lost:
When I was, you found me.
When you are, I’d find you.
Your words light the pathways
Like candles.
Lost? Not likely.
:inlove:
When I was, you found me.
When you are, I’d find you.
Your words light the pathways
Like candles.
Lost? Not likely.
:inlove:
Sex God
To MissKitty
She’s new, you know.
She’s his, you know.
He’s hers, you know.
She shares, you know.
She cares, you know.
They shop, you know.
Don’t stop, you know.
Nudge, nudge, you know.
Wink, wink, you know.
Happy mid-year Valentine!
:inlove:
She’s new, you know.
She’s his, you know.
He’s hers, you know.
She shares, you know.
She cares, you know.
They shop, you know.
Don’t stop, you know.
Nudge, nudge, you know.
Wink, wink, you know.
Happy mid-year Valentine!
:inlove:
Sex God
To Lost:
losty you horny hot stud
come n gimme a great BIG bear hug xxx
:inlove:
losty you horny hot stud
come n gimme a great BIG bear hug xxx
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
whomsoever sent my 2 messages MUST PM me immediately...the curiosity will just kill me doncha know.....and i wont bite...unless u want me to :twisted:
Ditto to that!
Well, not the people who sent Mrs. Bone messages, the people who sent them to me!
Sex God
To Mar of Jaymar:
You are, simply put, Mar-vellous!
:inlove:
You are, simply put, Mar-vellous!
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
whomsoever sent my 2 messages MUST PM me immediately...the curiosity will just kill me doncha know.....and i wont bite...unless u want me to :twisted:
Ditto to that!
Well, not the people who sent Mrs. Bone messages, the people who sent them to me!
And me! i really really wanna know
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Don't do what I just did & send Boney a PM headed "message" but simply saying "wasn't me" when she opens it. It wouldn't be at all funny. It would be really frustrating, and a very bad thing to do indeed.
Ooooo that's just mean!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Don't do what I just did & send Boney a PM headed "message" but simply saying "wasn't me" when she opens it. It wouldn't be at all funny. It would be really frustrating, and a very bad thing to do indeed.
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
there are 2 ladies on here who will be receiving severe punishment from me next time I am withing slapping distance of their derrieres!!!
Lucky ladies! :twisted:
