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Mid Year Valentines... or the secret crush thread!

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Quote by Bonedigger
peanut...get yer coat, youve pulled...am gagging for a shag tonight you could have written a shopping list for all I care.......

Funny you should say that... I did write a shopping list of sorts, strangely it had shag and suck right at the top smile
Actually I had a rather nice stroll around the shops today with a rather delightful young lady who wow'ed me with her looks, intelligence and charm. Best afternoon I'd had for quite a while.
Quote by Peanut
bj's / cuniligus offered as a reward of owning up to my 2 messages
Please worship
Im begging: :eeek:
I really really wanna know!! :confused2:
Please
:sticky:

If I own up do I get a BJ?
I didn't write them, but I'm quite willing, under the circumstances, to own up to it! :twisted:
find out who wrote em and your wish is my command :worship:
To jaymar
When the hearth is clean the knight is cold and dark!
:inlove:
To Sassy
Never wait too long.
:inlove:
For Mar from Jaymar:
My only chance to see those eyes
Defies my will and quickly dies,
I sit here now and count the cost,
And rue a chance that has been lost.
:inlove:
Oh blimey, two verrry sexy poems, they've well and truly got me going! wink
To Mal:
You were everything I expected and more.
Be my mid-year Valentine
????
:inlove:
To Mr FB:
You bestrode the patio like some tong-wielding colossus.
Lovely meat indeedy!
:lickface:
:inlove:
Quote by noladreams30
To Mr FB:
You bestrode the patio like some tong-wielding colossus.
Lovely meat indeedy!
:lickface:
:inlove:

He's grinning now lol
to Tune essence:
In the words of the Bard himself,
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
Be My July Valentine?
:inlove:
Quote by noladreams30
to Tune essence:
In the words of the Bard himself,
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,
Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
Be My July Valentine?
:inlove:

OMG!!! :crazy:
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To Miss Cream of creampie123:
Cream cakes,
Cream teas,
Even cream cheese.
All lovely and lush,
but not nearly as much
as you.
:inlove:
To S, from S:
to my ex - you are no longer a member here, but I know you look in from time to time.
I really do hope you are well and happy.
I miss you.
x
:inlove:
To the man who makes it very easy to say yes:
"To write great music, the musician must make his life a great song. ... Ceaseless work, analysis, reflection, writing much, endless self-correction, that is my secret."
J.S. Bach
When you're done with all that self-correcting, then you can start correcting me.... whip
:inlove:
To bbw_lover:
Fancy going at warp speed with me bbw_lover??
love from magic fingers..... xx
:inlove:
Quote by noladreams30
To Miss Cream of creampie123:
Cream cakes,
Cream teas,
Even cream cheese.
All lovely and lush,
but not nearly as much
as you.
:inlove:

:shock: :shock: Awwwwww I really wasn't expecting this, isn't that so lovely that verse? :inlove: Awww thankyou so very muchly to the lovely person who put this, has made my day :rose:
Miss Cream kiss :love: :kiss:
Quote by noladreams30
To Woohoo
mmmmm you push my buttons big time hunny
blast
:inlove:

Gob Smacked!!! FFS someone needs help bad lol :lol:redface
rolleyes :lol:
To Freckledbird and Mr FB....
Your meat is a treat
Your liquid slids down sublimely
You enveloped us with love
and now I'm feeling all finely :lol2:
:inlove:
Quote by noladreams30
To Sassy
Never wait too long.
:inlove:

Wait? wait for what? c'mon tell me! blink
but thank you whoever you are kiss
To mr cream
Roses are red violets are blue
I know you want me
but I don't want you.............. :wave2:
:inlove:
to Mr Flower
"The parts of a flower are so constructed that
Very, very often the wind will cause pollination.
If not, then a bee or any other nectar gathering
Creature can create the same situation.
Yes, anything that gets the pollen to the pistils, write it on the list.
I'll try to make it crystal-clear:
The flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of debauchery!"
lyrics courtesey of Grease2 'reproduction'
To Choony baby
my little hotbed of smouldering passion
please let it be soon
:inlove:
To Cherry
What can i say...no words are good enough to put into print about the most exquisite flower on earth. :smitten:
:inlove:
To Tankinky
sillyhwoar: I deffo would!
:inlove:
To Fabio:
The best thing in my Honesty Box wink
And you still dont know who I am !!!!
:inlove:
To jiggle
Roses are red
violets are sour
get on your knees
and bang me for an hour!
xx
:inlove:
To Sarah:
As radiant as a summer's day
And just as lovely as your oft-glimpsed butterfly.
What a lady.
:inlove:
to Woohoo
re: my last message
dont be surprised
dont be misled
strip yourself naked
and take me to bed
hump blast sillyhwoar:
:inlove:
any more for any more??
comeon the sun is out, surley theres someone who wants to secretly profess undying lust for a fellow SH'er biggrin
Yeah... cos I get all excited when I have one of those new mail red flashy thingies... makes me feel all warm n fuzzy playing Cupid!!
lol