A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when
his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it
and
knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander. "My
car has conked out," said the traveller, "Where can I spend the night?"
"Why,right here of course!" said the Scot, "Come in and avail yourself
of
our world-famous hospitality." The traveller duly entered the humble
but
cosy residence.
"Jeannie," shouted the host in the direction of the kitchen,and in
response to his call his beautiful daughter appeared. "Jeannie, make a
meal for the gentleman and remember to uphold our great tradition of
Highland hospitality." The traveller was soon tucking into an appetising
meal, the girl had indeed spared no effort to extend Highland
hospitality to the guest.
"And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk the
cows, but just make yourself at home and take full advantage of our
world-famous Highland hospitality."
No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller set about
seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all he had her on floor
and
was on the job. Suddenly the door opened and there stood the
Highlander.
He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with
rage.
He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and gave verbal vent to
his wrath.
"After all I have been saying about the Highland hospitality," he
roared, "Arch your back woman, and take the poor man's balls off the
cold floor."
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i could have used that time to read something funny............
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by postie
i could have used that time to read something funny............
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Well, thank you HR .... how long do you reckon before Sarge gets here then?
Depends if Debbiewebbs has kidnapped him
