Miffed!

17 Apr 2004

Someone's been and pinched my nipple clamps! evil

I've looked around and can't believe the cost of a new set... rolleyes

Anyone know of a place where I can get two small alligator clips? I can get the chain easily enough...
Ta
Hxx

17 Apr 2004

You can use my jump leads if you want em hun???

17 Apr 2004

Love the new Avatar, Rocky...! wink

Although I was blessed with ample nipples, Jump leads would probably chop them off entirely! lol

What I need are half inch to an inch ones. I'm quite capable of knocking a set up - I've got a City and Guilds in metalwork :smug: but I just need the basic componants. rolleyes

Anyone know if Halford do them? confused

17 Apr 2004

HEATHER WROTE.........

Although I was blessed with ample nipples
What I need are half inch to an inch ones

Dont think hafords have various nipple sizes, but you can try hun? Bet you get a spotty oik, all blushing and coy???
Try somewhere like tandy or any of the elecronic supply shops.

17 Apr 2004

I'd never though of Tandy... thanks, Rocky!
And being in retail myself, I just LURVE winding up spotty Saturday kids. :twisted: I shall tell them exactly what I need them for and watch as they go all the colours of the rainbow... :twisted: :twisted:
But a sale is a sale, and I don't mind whether 18st men called Bernard buy the Jenet Reger stuff I flog and Tandy's shouldn't mind who buys the alligator clips. biggrin

17 Apr 2004

Me in retail too! I just love to see the snotty gits, the ones who really pig you off shopping, and I slip a pack of ribbed ticklers into the trolly, and wait for the face at the checkouts...A PEACH MOMENT...!

17 Apr 2004

Awwwwww poor Heather babes,you can play with my nipples anytime and no need for clamps either.

17 Apr 2004

Yeah right back massager lol

If they sell them as back massagers why are they shaped like a penis ?
Who are they trying to kid with that 1 ?

17 Apr 2004

Crocodile clips????? OUCH!!! :shock: :shock:
If you're into pain that much you could always nip into 'Office World' or 'Staples' and buy some Bulldog clips. :shock:
Hmmm Staples........now there's a thought. :twisted:
Steve rolleyes

17 Apr 2004

Bloody Hell Steve i never knew you was into thats sort of stuff.
Please keep you stationery away from me.

17 Apr 2004

I'm not!!! :shock:
It's cleared something up for me though. Ususally when I have to trawl through the photo-ads and I see "loves anal & DP but doesn't like pain" I've always wondered what the difference was. At least now I know it means "loves anal & DP but leave the crocodile clips at home"
Steve

17 Apr 2004

I was going to ask Heather exactly how the clamps were pinched

In much the same way as this thread has been... there it was as I left for work - a perfectly good plea for help in finding some suitable ironmongery - and when I got home everyone is talking about bowel movements... confused

Actually, my youngest found them in my underwear drawer whilst rumaging for her Birthday present - naughty! - and thought they were some new, trendy bus pass holder... redface

She wears them around her neck, now... I just hope the bus driver is an innocent as he looks... surprised

ops: :oops:
Don't worry, my vibrator is kept well under lock and key! wink

Steve... Bulldog clips? No! No! They'd have your nipples off too! :doh:

17 Apr 2004

Quote by Heather
I was going to ask Heather exactly how the clamps were pinched

In much the same way as this thread has been... there it was as I left for work - a perfectly good plea for help in finding some suitable ironmongery - and when I got home everyone is talking about bowel movements... confused

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I was wearing nipple clamps whilst reading the anal sex 101, just to stay on topic - does that help ? dunno

Carpathian

17 Apr 2004

Not really... rolleyes

Nobody loves me... I think I'll go and eat worms.... :cry:

17 Apr 2004

How about if I get the topic going again by asking about vibrating nipple clamps and also if guys out they like using that sort of thing ?
Now, back you come Heather !

17 Apr 2004

hi heather, might be to tight , but what about the clips on trouser hangers?
only a sugestion ov course never tried it myself redface

17 Apr 2004

We have those trousers hangers at work (department store) and I tried them out in the fitting room. No joy. sad

Nowhere near powerful enough...
Clothes pegs come close... but I don't half feel stupid. redface

17 Apr 2004

Vibrating nipples clamps? Oh... that's a bit TOO avente garde for me.
I'm your old fashione sort of girl! biggrin

Nothing like the smoothing feel of a bit of stainless steal in your bra! :twisted:

17 Apr 2004

Mmmmmmmm!!! Nipple Clamps? Aren't they what you get for parking your boobs in the wrong place???

17 Apr 2004

Heather, I was rather warming to the juxtaposition of nipple clamps and anal sex - obvious link escapes me for a mo'.
I left for tea and came back to a spilt thread and I don't know which way to go. I think I'll stick with your nipples for reasons I couldn't possibly go into here just now - it's too painfull. sad

:(

17 Apr 2004

TE
Problem was that my initial problem has STILL not been solved and everyone was talking shit (pun intended) when I returned from work. It was akin to coming home to find your livingroom full of pissed teenagers... AND they didn't do the washing up!
So I took a unilateral decision and out went the Anal and back came the nipples... biggrin

Besides, if you read the new Anal thread you'll see that it was the very LAST subject someone should choose to hijack me with, as I'm now stuck in moody bitch mode for the forseeable future... evil

So, anyone seen those baby alligator clips? rolleyes

Hxx

17 Apr 2004

You could try a modelling shop.I inherited some crap from someone whodid a lot of Airfix type stuff and there were a few litle crocodile clip things in with that.I think they were used to hold pieces together while the glue set.